Amazing Race-Vietnam

My new favorite team is the Harlem Globetrotters, Big and Fat or whatever their names are. I'm surprised that they are travel savvy, either that or they've had great luck, but it's still early. The team that screws up but have yet to get eliminated and are on my very last nerve is Lance and Keri. Are they dumb as rocks or what. I would not want Lance defending me in a trial, he'd end up at the wrong court house. He's a better handyman the way he tore into the vcr tear apart challenge. He's more brut than brains. Come on, he doesn't know to look inside the bullet for the clue. I was so hoping they would be lost FOREVER! I bet Keri didn't even know they were in Ho Chi Minh City! Another team that forgets to use their brain, Zev and Justin, go ahead take the biggest most awkward animal to push all over Vietnam. Come on, low center of gravity, hello! And if I were Tiffany I would have pushed that statue right into Maria's big butt, hello, need some help here! Maria just went merrily on her way collecting balloons on her way to an afternoon tea party. Poor Tiffany was so exhausted I thought she was going to pass out. Swift kick to Maria, this poker friendship is over! Too bad Marcie and Ron got eliminated. Didn't anyone tell them this was a race? I think they thought they were going the park or something, but at least it looked like they were having a good time. See, now if I could only mellow with age! -Single D