Tuesday, February 8, 2011

The Bachelor in Paradise Hell

Costa Rica baby, Springs Resort! I've seen many a House Hunter International in Costa Rica, where you can't buy property near the beach because of the jungle perimeter. Therefore, all Costa Rica is all about the jungle and zip lining. Brad takes Chantal on the first single date (much to Michelle's ire, I hope she gets attacked by monkeys or apes whatever.), zip lining through the forest, which is the longest zip line in the world. Looked amazing. Put on bucket list. Next it's a romantic dinner, but they get rained out and quickly head back to Brad's room, where Brad gives Chantal his crisp white shirt because her dress is all wet. Ah how gallant. I guess her dress wasn't dried when it was time for her to go back with rose in hand, because the girls were all wondering, where's your clothes?
The group date has everyone repelling down a waterfall. Again, Michelle comes unglued when they find out they are repelling, because she whines, Brad and I made a pact we would only repel with each other. Oh wa! And of course there is always one chick in the group that has a fear of heights, this time it's Jackie, but with some Brad encouragement she goes down, sans Brad. Brad to soothe Michelle's increasing anger about "not being special" goes down the waterfall with Michelle. Next it's on to the hot tub, where hot tempers are flaring leaving Brad a little over whelmed, so much so, he's not giving out a rose this time, so there! Brad is getting increasingly frustrated with all the jealousy between the girls vying for his attention, hey you signed up for this. The only ones not creating any drama are Emily, Jackie and Brit.
Alli gets the final date with Brad where they are going to go spelunking (or cave diving). Hey didn't anyone see that scary movie, The Decent, you wouldn't catch me in a cave for nothing! I'm surprised Alli wasn't more freaked out with her fear of bugs. I had to laugh during that whole beetle bug scene where Alli screamed so loud, it spoiled a heated moment for Brad and Michelle in the hot tub. What was that? they both look around, hey it's someone screaming like she's being killed! oh whatever-thinks Michelle, one less chick to contend with. Brad finally tells Michelle, you're scaring me and not in a good way, that shut her up real fast. But back to the date with Alli, unfortunately for Alli, Brad is not feeling the chemistry and sends Alli packing. She was too sweet for Brad, he's liking bad girls. So he's either going to end up with all sugar or all spice. There's no in between there.-Single D