Ben and the Girls in San Francisco

Next stop, San Francisco. Since I used to live there for 21 years, I'm like trying to see where they are. Ben and his sister stop to have coffee at a sidewalk cafe. I'm like where is that? The group date, Ben concocts a ski run down one of San Francisco steep streets, where residents and passerbys get an eyeful at the girls in their bikinis. Looked hot and I'm meaning weather here, not the girls in their bikinis. In all the time I have lived there, I remember it only being really hot once.

I had to laugh out loud though when Kacie B. who can't ski a lick kept falling off her skis and even ran into the hay bundles butt first. Ben should have given her a rose just for being a good sport. I was laughing my head off. They should show that clip on the Bachelor most memorable moments segment.

Brittany, you remember her, she brought her granny to the opening party to win sympathy votes, well, Ben picked her for the single date. When she found out she was chosen, she immediately got all flustered. Come on Brit, girls are dying for that single date, and you are like, well, I'm not sure? What the F? Brittany after much self doubt finally says that she is bowing out and leaving the show, which I am sure made plenty of girls happy, oh well one less Beeyach to deal with right, but what would Granny say? Making Granny go all that way to meet the Bachelor.

Ben and Miss I'm studying to become a PhD, epidomologist took a walk on the Bay Bridge, and I don't mean on the bridge up on top of the bridge. Ok, scary! That took guts I have to say. The stunts are getting more and more daring, what is this fear factor? Ok give that girl a rose I say!

The surprise guest star this evening and who stole the show, the mysterious girl driving up from looks like Tracy? Modesto? Chantal! You know, Chantal, girl that grooms dead people? Apparently she is crushing on Ben from last season and wants to meet him. When she walks into the rose ceremony, it was hysterical, you could hear the jaws hitting the floor. Let the claws come out! Chantal tells Ben, that she had to come out to meet him because what if she didn't, then she would wonder the rest of her life. Well, she's going to have to wonder, since Ben whom I'm guessing didn't want to rock the rose ceremony and sent Chantal packing (did she even unpack?). Poor Chantal, how humilating getting the reject button so fast. But Ben did the right thing sending her home.

Ben the New Bachelor

This season looks promising. Bachelorettes riding in on horses, and yes she, Lindzi, got the first impression rose, Miss KY in her lets go to the Derby gigantic hat, and Miss I've won a beauty pageant title, but which title and who gives a rats ass. And who brings their grandma to grease the wheel and win sympathy votes from the bachelor? I thought it was so funny when Elyse said, what's with all the props, big hats, horse, pageant sash and some one's grandmother, wish I would have thought of that, sitting next to an old lady would make me look good!

Thought Ben probably should have gotten a makeover, what guy still parts their hair in the middle, well, maybe if you sing in a barbershop quartet.

The drama is already starting between Jenna (blogger from NY) the loose cannon scary low self esteem bachelorette, why did I come on this show? She will be the one we will not be able to stop watching. She's so neurotic she spent half the night in the bathroom crying because psycho Monica, (Miss I'm always smiling) when I make sarcastic remarks, said something to Jenna said it with a crazed smile on her face. What kind of person does that? Both of them should have been cut loose after the rose ceremony, but Ben gave them both a rose (hey producers did you tell him to keep the cats?). Oh well, let the cat fights begin. I was sad to see Miss London depart the show. I love her accent and even if she does have a horse face, she had comic potential and hey, doesn't she have diplomatic immunity from being rejected? As for the model, Courtney, she's a model really? She's cute in some angles, but beware of that overbite.

No front runners so far. Looks like it's going to be a good season. And I'm glad that the Bachelor is Ben, he's a really good catch, hey lives in San Francisco, and runs a winery in Sonoma. What a charmed life. Ben do you want my phone number, call me!

Bachelor Pad-Jake Goes Home

It was just matter of time before Jake went home. No matter how hard he tried, his days were numbered. And I'm not understanding why everyone is letting the power couple, Kasey and Vienna sausage rule the house. Are they that dynamic a couple? Do they really have that much hold over everyone in the house? Those two deserve each other. I was madly giggling when Kasey pulls out the promise ring and gives it to miss sausage and then proceeds to sing her a made up Kasey song. I was embarrassed and I wasn't even there. He sounds like he's singing through a plastic bag making up lyrics as he went along.

I wanted Jake to stay to at least give Ericka (boobs galore) some more face time, I kinda felt bad that she was the one no one was attracted to, even Jake (when he should have thrown to paint balloon at Vienna, I think he still likes her). Even though Jake was totally faking it with Ericka to get her on his side, at least he was giving her self confidence a boost and so right now is my vote to win this thing. Meanwhile, K and V still rule the house, when are the other contestants going to wake up?

BTW, that whole synchonized swimming challenge was way too funny and the guys were outrageously good! The return of last season's winner, Dave and Natalie was a surprise, they looked fantastic, but are they still a couple? Come on, America wants to know! Natalie looked so good and that dress she was wearing was killer!

Bachelor Pad

I love the Bachelor Pad, it's all the rejected castoffs that you love to love and love to hate, from previous seasons of The Bachelor and Bachelorette, although this season of Bachelor Pad we have a lot of repeaters, Melissa, crazy psycho woman (bachelors beware!), Gia who for all her glorious beauty can't seem to find a faithful guy (Wes cheated on her with of all people, Vienna!). Speaking of which, what is it with Vienna that has men mesmerized, is it her snow globes? So mesmerized, even Jake who wants, begs for forgiveness, gives Vienna a immunity rose, much to Gia's broken heart. And Jake, what a stupid stupid, doofus. No one wants a mamby pamby mama's boy. Jake, grow a set and man up, you don't need the forgiveness of Vienna to go on with your life. He is either playing the sincere part or is really trying to be sincere and if it is the latter, then Jake deserves all he gets.

I like that Ames is hooking up with Jackie, she seems perfect for him, smart pretty and funny, they make a good couple. Speaking of couples, Vienna has moved on to Kasey who speaks like he has a mouth full of marbles, or as wrestler Rated R, Justin said, it's like Kermit meets Miss Piggy. Good visual there.

Justin who just can't keep his mouth shut is the first guy voted off along with why me, Alli.

This season looks like it's going to be good. All the trapping of the Bachelor and Bachelorette but with way more drama and hook-ups, what's not to love?

The Bachelorette-Ashley Choses JP

Didn't I call it? I'm just wondering why Ashley let Ben go down on one knee when she knew he wasn't the one. Could she spare him the humiliation? Like he said on After the Rose, it was the getting up off the knee that was the hardest part. I felt really bad for him, he was and is such a great guy, but let's face it, we knew Ashley had already made up her mind for JP when her tatted up sister said she didn't like him and Ashley just fell to pieces. Yep as Ashley said, she's such a B!tch! Let's judge someone after meeting them for all of 10 minutes. Poor JP, he must really love the girl, because that would be an indication for any guy to run the other way.

Something about JP that is just so sexy, Ben didn't have a chance, but he would be a great catch especially that his mother is the Martha Stewart of Sonoma, who wouldn't want to marry into that family?

Remains to be seen if Ashley and JP can follow in the footsteps of Ryan and Trista. They are both such cute couples. Didn't like Ashley's new hairdo on the After the Rose, looks like she got a Brazilian Straightener and new dye color. I loved her long sassy bangs on the show, almost made me want to run out and get that cut!

Well, good luck to them and I'm sure the mags will keep us informed of their relationship in gory detail.

The Bachelorette Prediction

I'm betting the farm that the final two will be JP and Ben with JP being the last man standing!

The Bachelorette Ashley-final four

I don't think I need to say anything more, see my previous post, that the final four were going to be JP, Constantine, Ben and Ames. Out of the four, I bet it will be between JP and Ben. I don't see Ashley having that great of a connection with Ames or Constantine. JP and Ben are totally invested in her. Go Ashley, let's hope she's over that whole Bentley thing because she has really great guys. Didn't you love Taiwan. Been to Hong Kong and Macau but missed Taiwan. I will have to make it a point to visit there next time. Loved the outtake of the dog peeing on Ashley's and Constantine's love lantern, way too funny. I want to go there and release a lantern in the sky like that, that was awesome!

Next week it's the hometown dates. My how this season has flown by. Next thing you know we will be reading about Ashley and her pick in People Magazine. As for that whole Emily and Brad fiasco, come on, I'm so over Brad, it's time to move on, enough is enough after the first Bachelor season with him and then Vienna and now Emily, he deserves to be alone, the guy obviously has commitment issues. So long Womack, time for you to leave for good.

Bachelorette Ashley in Thailand

I was trying to count how many times Ashley said Bentley's name. Seriously! Every other word out of her mouth was Bentley. She has so many great guys. What I wouldn't give! Finally we get to see what the other guys are like. JP is still a hot cutie in my opinion and I would right there and then crown him the winner, until Ashley had her date with Ames. Who knew, he's so funny and smart, two things that are SO important in my book. Ben F seems really nice and sweet, who doesn't love a guy that paints elephants? Doesn't Thailand look amazing! Put on bucket list. Didn't the navigator's (concierge everywhere else) accent remind of you of "love you long time, sailor?"

I loved when Ashley and Ames were kayaking though the tall outcropping islands, how romantic, even though Ashley confessed she was still thinking of Bentley. Come on, will someone drop a rock on her. Wake up get a life! The guys are ganging up on Ryan, mister, I can't help it if I'm happy all the time, maybe I should get mad because it's raining he says with a big grin. He's like the dwarfs Dopey and Happy all in one. Not sure if he's for real, but he does seem like he has a lot on the ball. In the first episode I was so smitten with Will, but now he looks like a snotty nose seven year old, the last kid to get picked on the softball team. She should have sent him home along with West. Poor West, good choice to send him home, don't think he's ready for commitment after losing his wife and who, as Ashley says, wants to fill those shoes.

Alas, please don't tell me Bentley makes a come back next week. Cripes! Ashley will be a total wreck if he comes back and then the guys should walk out in mass, would serve her right!

Bachelorette Ashley

Ashley, one word, pathetic! Really? Come on, some guy you just met two weeks ago is making you lose your cool? Begging and pleading is not becoming and reduces women everywhere into groveling sniveling weak imbeciles. Bentley is a turd and he is leaving a legacy of not being able to trust men for his daughter. What kind of egocentric guy reveals to the world that he'd rather swim in pee than plan a wedding with Ashley. How disgusting. She might not be the girl for him, but hey, you signed up for the gig for what devious purpose (we have yet to discover, not that I care), but to be so crass, snickering at the expense of someone who seems genuinely nice is rotten to the core and he deserves little happiness in his life. I couldn't help but wince every time Ashley begged him to stay, it was too hard to watch. She needs to get in touch with her instincts because they are way off kilter. Ashley tells Chris that the hardest part is that he said he was leaving but that it was dot dot dot, like maybe something in the future could happen which gave her some tiny thread of hope. Chris tried to subtlety suggest that if he was into her he would have fought to stay. Did it sink in? Probably not. She's really naive in the men department and has serious insecurity issues which isn't very becoming. That is why she doesn't have the love she deserves, because she thinks she isn't good enough as evident with at failed Roast the Bachelorette fiasco. Sure I experienced a pang of hate when the otherwise seemingly congenial Will does his stand up roast only to expose his selfish need to be discovered at the expense of hurting Ashley's feelings by telling her that he expected Emily or Chantal. Why do guys always like blonds and big boobs. Just isn't fair, but Ashley took the ribbing about her small breast great it was only when Will mention Emily and Chantal her insecurity sprung into action. I guess I would be insecure too measuring up against a pretty blond and a chesty brunette. The girl can't win. I think deep down inside Will is a nice guy which probably explains why she spared him this round. I was hoping he would go with the unmasked man who turns out to look like Fred Flintstone's weird cousin. Because of that whole wearing the masked thing, he ruined any chances of Ashley getting to know him. It just backfired, because the mask actually was the barrier for anyone to get to know him. Once unmasked it was a big disappointment, because the allure of the Phantom just wasn't there, not that it was when he did wear the mask. His personality just wasn't big enough to win anyone over. Glad to see him go, now Ashley move on, Bentley is a pr!-K!

Taped Jimmy Kimmel because Ashley was to make a guest appearance and dish and word has it that Bentley comes back, let's hope it's just for the Bachelors Tell All segment!

Celebrity Apprentice-Winner is John Rich and the Bachelorette Premiere-Ashley

I was disappointed. Sure it was a pretty even match, but come on Donald, just because he kinda cheated and called in some favors to raise money for the final event when it wasn't a fund raiser, was that fair? Gumption, I call it cheating. Cheating's cheating. I thought it should have been based solely on whose production of 7up the Uncola was the best. Marlee getting the retro voice of Jeffery from the original 7up commercial from the 70's was a stroke of genius. Yes, I liked the can design from John Rich's group, zebra stripes but that whole 20 minutes of no Def Leopard on stage and not greeting the Donald and execs when they came in should have been huge negatives in John Rich's campaign. But I guess for Trump, it's all about the money, and money won out. Marlee did a fantastic job nonetheless, even if she did look like the Jolly Green Giant's little sister in that green outfit. I did like John Rich's photo shoot, who can deny a guy in a cowboy hat? Wonder what he really looks like without the hat?

Which brings me to the premiere of the Bachelorette, Ashley. Don't know why she didn't get rid of the masked man. He's creepy and it looks like he keeps the mask on for the upcoming episodes, even while taking a crap on the toilet. One word, weird. Enough is enough, apparently he doesn't have enough confidence to show his real self although he says it's just the opposite. He kept saying that he wasn't here to party, but hey, wearing a mask, isn't that for parties? Fortunately for Ashley she has quite a good selection of guys. Somehow, I'm thinking the producers told her to keep Bentley, whom she knows from a girlfriend who called her to tell her before the show that Bentley has ulterior motives. He even said that he was hot for previous season winner, Emily. Poor Ashley, stupid is as stupid does. I'm sure she must have felt some conflict keeping him, so why go against instinct, because the producers say so (I'm thinking, because where's the drama if she lets him go?). She got rid of the drunk, too bad, because he totally dissed the masked man by putting pillows between them like he was some kind of leper. Ok, so he was drunk and he's a liquor distributor. Hummm, not a good combination. I like the cell phone salesman, he had a nice smile :) and hey, free phones, what more can a girl ask for? The three guys she should have kept were Anthony the butcher (seemed really nice, even if he does have that Bronx accent), Chris M & Jon, two cuties which deserved a chance rather than Bentley who is just taking up space. Boo go home I hate you already!

The Bachelor-Hometown Dates

Chantal-Seattle, WA

Ashley-Madawaska Maine

Shawntel-Chico CA

Emily-Charlotte, North Carolina

Who should Brad chose? Based on family fortune, Chantal. Jeez, what does her parents do, besides live in a mansion that overlooks the water, have a ji-mornous statue of a man being carved out of wood and a fabulous wine cellar. You'll never have to work again Brad!

Based on foodie consumption, Ashley. What else out ranks fresh lobster and fries with gravy and cheese? Yum!

Based on whether you want to ensure your family plot, Shawntel, heir apparent to the family business of burying people. Do you like organ music Brad?

Based on instant family, Emily, bratty kid and all. Sorry, she was cute, but reminded me of the blond evil child of the 50's movie, The Bad Seed. Stop sucking your thumb.

Out of the four, I knew he was going to send Shawntel home. He couldn't pull her away from her destiny of being the funeral director of Chico and as he said, their conversations would always center around "Death". A close second to go home, Emily. Brad was so uncomfortable at Emily's house, it was like he couldn't get out of there fast enough with the bratty seed upstairs pretending to be asleep.

My guess now, Chantel. What guy would turn down the princess to the family fortune?-Single D

The Bachelor-Trouble In Paradise

Next stop Anguilla. How beautiful! Put on bucket list! I looked up the resort they stayed at "CusinArt", hey isn't that culinary tools? CusinArt one of the most expensive resort listings on Expedia. The beach looked amazing, the water crystal, the weather fantastic, what a romantic setting, but not if your a trio of bachelorettes vying for Brad's attention during a photo shoot for Sports Illustrated, swimsuit edition. I'm thinking they told Brad to make sure Britt is not there since she's in the negative bra size. Poor Britt, sent home because she was too much like his scrawny kid sister, but hey, she did actually do that cliff diving thing. She's braver than me. Risking life and limb, that totally looked scary, I'm surprised she managed to keep her bikini bottoms on. Actually that whole date was grueling. Sure they had a yacht at their disposal, but you had to swim to get to it! Can you say exhusting! Where's the dingy? Bye Britt, you need some more growing up to do, Brad is way too experienced for you. The perfect date was his and Emily's. Come on! your own island that you get to by helicopter? Awesome. I could have stayed on that strip of sand 4 ever!!!

Back to the mean girls, weren't you so totally shocked that he gave the rose Ashley, maybe he wanted to make her feel better since her cup don't runneth over. Speaking of runneth over, OMG Chantal, as they leave to go to the photo shoot, she says, I shouldn't have eaten so much. Got that right. Not only does her bra runneth over, her mid section doth weigh too heavily. And she has such a pretty face! Someone asks Chantel and Ashley if they will take their bras off. Ashley demurely places shells, yep that's about the size of them, while Chantel has trouble reigning in her melons. Ok, yeah I'm jealous since I'm more of the Britt size. Michelle, not liking that the girls are reveling too much of themselves, decides to ask Brad to join her in her photo shoot where they do a steamy "on the beach" scene. Brad later has regrets that he succumbed to Michelle's domineering ways again. He finally sees how controlling she is, well dud, I've been saying that all along. She's every husband's worst nightmare. At the rose ceremony, cut to the chase, he forgoes the cocktail hour because he knows exactly who he wants to send packing and he can't get rid of her fast enough, yep she freaks me out too. He tells Michelle, I'm afraid you're too much like me, well, maybe in your wild days. So bye bye Michelle, can't believe it took Brad this long to cut her loose. Sure he liked her attention, he's needy that way, but for Michelle, it seemed like more of a game. Noticed how in the limo she's not saying a word but lays on the seat in defeat, scary stalker, watch your back Brad!

Can't believe it's the hometown dates next week. He so totally needs to get rid of Chantal, she is too needy! Gawd, I can't stand her whining and crying. So you took your top off for nothing, because he gave the rose to Ashley. Paring down to the finals, Emily and Ashley.-Single D

The Bachelor in Paradise Hell

Costa Rica baby, Springs Resort! I've seen many a House Hunter International in Costa Rica, where you can't buy property near the beach because of the jungle perimeter. Therefore, all Costa Rica is all about the jungle and zip lining. Brad takes Chantal on the first single date (much to Michelle's ire, I hope she gets attacked by monkeys or apes whatever.), zip lining through the forest, which is the longest zip line in the world. Looked amazing. Put on bucket list. Next it's a romantic dinner, but they get rained out and quickly head back to Brad's room, where Brad gives Chantal his crisp white shirt because her dress is all wet. Ah how gallant. I guess her dress wasn't dried when it was time for her to go back with rose in hand, because the girls were all wondering, where's your clothes?

The group date has everyone repelling down a waterfall. Again, Michelle comes unglued when they find out they are repelling, because she whines, Brad and I made a pact we would only repel with each other. Oh wa! And of course there is always one chick in the group that has a fear of heights, this time it's Jackie, but with some Brad encouragement she goes down, sans Brad. Brad to soothe Michelle's increasing anger about "not being special" goes down the waterfall with Michelle. Next it's on to the hot tub, where hot tempers are flaring leaving Brad a little over whelmed, so much so, he's not giving out a rose this time, so there! Brad is getting increasingly frustrated with all the jealousy between the girls vying for his attention, hey you signed up for this. The only ones not creating any drama are Emily, Jackie and Brit.

Alli gets the final date with Brad where they are going to go spelunking (or cave diving). Hey didn't anyone see that scary movie, The Decent, you wouldn't catch me in a cave for nothing! I'm surprised Alli wasn't more freaked out with her fear of bugs. I had to laugh during that whole beetle bug scene where Alli screamed so loud, it spoiled a heated moment for Brad and Michelle in the hot tub. What was that? they both look around, hey it's someone screaming like she's being killed! oh whatever-thinks Michelle, one less chick to contend with. Brad finally tells Michelle, you're scaring me and not in a good way, that shut her up real fast. But back to the date with Alli, unfortunately for Alli, Brad is not feeling the chemistry and sends Alli packing. She was too sweet for Brad, he's liking bad girls. So he's either going to end up with all sugar or all spice. There's no in between there.-Single D

The Bachelor-Waking Up With a Shiner

I can remember the good old days of the bachelor when there was only one crazy jealous bachelorette and she was the anomaly. This season bevy of beauts are all crazy jealous. What is up with these women? Are they all so desperate? And hey, come on, do you really think you are the only one he is kissing? If I had to be in that line up to kiss Brad, he better have some sanitizer on hand to spray that mouth of his. And what is up with his therapist? Was that part of deal, Brad and his therapist or nothing? I'm picturing Brad and his girl in bed with his therapist in the middle. I've become a softer gentler Brad. Oh gag me! And his semi high pitched voice drives me crazy. Give me a Morgan Freeman's voice any day.

Mysteriously Michelle wakes up with a black eye. Crazy wench, she probably did it to herself for sympathy. Who wakes up with a black eye? I'm sure there are plenty of girls in the house willing to stand in line to punch her in the eye.

Chantal and Brad go deep water walking and I'm like Chantal, I don't like to be in water deeper than my waist. Those diving moon suits would have given me claustrophobia. Looked like the head gear filled up with water, help I'm drowning! Of course Brad gives Chantal a rose, has he yet been able to reject a single date?

The next group date is to a radio station where they get to have some on air time with Dr. Drew and then on to a hot tub party where things get pretty heated up and I'm not talking about the hot tub. It was like frat girls gone evil. Girls crying in the hot tub, cutting in line to talk to Brad. And I am so over Ashley H. How many times does Brad have to give her encouragement and bolster her confidence. Cut her loose. She just a sniveling whining school girl.

Michelle finally gets her one on one date and do of all things, the repelling down a skyscraper stunt which of course makes them cling to each other. Remember the last bachelor, when Jake bonded with Vienna during their bungee jump. Anything involving jumping or repelling from great heights just serves to cement a bond which unfortunately turned ugly for Jake when he mistook fright for love. I hope Brad is not headed down the same ill fated path. At least with Michelle, you knew she was a crazed jealous b!tch, she just has that look about her, but Chantal? Such a pretty face but so weak on the inside. Grow a set Chantal, play with the big girls. At this point, who cares? Looks like next episode Brad takes Emily to of all places a race track. That's not nice!-Single D

The Bachelor-Brad Womack-Take Those Fangs and Go!

Here's what you missed. Brad chooses Ashley S. to go on the single date to where else, Capitol Records, you know that famous building in L.A. shaped like a tower of records, where they have a recording session to sing, badly I might add, 'Kissed by a Rose'. Who picked that song? That has got to be one of the hardest songs to sing and only one person can sing that song of course, Seal! I'm liking Ashley, perky, cute and totally adorable so of course he has to give her a rose after her telling him that Kissed by a Rose was her and her dad's (dead dad I might add) favorite song, gee go figure (I'm sure that was planned by the producers).

The group date takes everyone where else, to a studio where they are making an action movie. Gee, who plans these dates? One word, corny! Enough with the tapings already, can't they come up with something more inventive? Not much happening there, except Michelle goes all stalkerish on the gang and steals Brad away every time he's with someone else. He just got rid of the stalker waitress Melissa and now, Michelle is turning into the next scary stalker. She so totally reminds me of the wicked queen in Snow White, who is the fairest of them all? Ah, not you Michelle.

Question? Brad says he's totally cool with her pulling at him all the time. Really Brad? She just screams controlling jealous wife.

The other single date is with the lovely Emily and the big question of the evening is will she tell Brad about her tragic love? When she tells the house her story, Miss Fang Madison has a meltdown which we will come to later. Meanwhile back to the date, Brad takes Emily to a winery, which always racks up points with me as being so totally romantic. Emily tries to side step Brad's personal questions by asking him the same question. Finally she admits after many gulps of wine, there's an elephant in the room, ya think? and spills all which makes Brad feel even more fonder towards her. Hummm, I think he's falling for her, she's so sweet and kind and beautiful. What more could a guy want, and if he doesn't end up with her, well then he deserves to be alone 4 ever!

During the cocktail party, Madison is all distraught and I think it was because she started off in the house as such a fool, with those stupid vampire teeth and all, what are you 13? After she heard every one's tragic story and how they want so much to be the one, she's like, I'm a fool, I came just to have some fun, but these girls are really serious which makes me look like an idiot. And that is why I think she left. She's really immature but made the smart decision to leave. She's got a lot of growing up to do and what was she wearing? Somewhere there's a curtain rod missing it's drapery panel. Go home little fang girl, ditch the vampire teeth, it's not Halloween for gawd sake!-Single D

And the new Bachelor is!

Brad Womack! No really?? Come on! He jilted two girls at the bachelor altar and now he wants a second chance? We're tired of him and his dull dull personality. The bachelor had better think of better stunts this time around, no fooling the bachelorettes with that old twin switch! Brad Womack, really?? He's not even that cute. He better come back sexier, cuter, funnier, smarter, richer and all that other stuff to win me over. What's a matter, does he need more air time to get himself more nookie? Is he going through his second adolescent? Is he in a mid-life crisis or something. Come on ABC isn't there someone more deserving? We sure would have loved to see Chris as the new bachelor, but I guess his new found celebrity has brought him new found girls to date. Well go Chris, you deserve it!

But Brad Womack, no seriously??-Single D

Bachelor Pad Finale

Didn't you just love the finale? At first I didn't like the fact that whoever won the dancing with the stars challenge would get to pick who they would take to the finale, I mean after all, Jake (as one of the judges) was a little biased with his scoring for Tenley (remember Jake, you dumped her!). Guess he was trying to make it up to her by scoring their dance a 9 as Kiptyn clod hopped his way around the dance floor. I so thought Natalie and Dave would have done better, but Natalie got all stiff when she was supposed to be all sexy and smoldering during her cha cha and in the end, her and Dave just fizzled out on the dance floor. The worst couple was Elizabeth and Kovacs. Totally uncoordinated just like their relationship which by the way, much to Elizabeth's rejectedness, dejectedness, they are no longer a couple, opposite to what Kovacs said in the limo on the way out, that even if he didn't win the money, he found love, Not! I was hoping that Tenley and Kiptyn did the right thing by taking Natalie and Dave to the finale. What a twist that the castoffs would get to vote for the winner, careful who you make enemies with. Gia is no longer with her boyfriend back home, gee go figure and bad boy Wes swoops right in for the catch. What is up with Gia, her insecurity shows just by her posturing and lip licking. Someone tell her to stop fidgeting.

I was glad that Natalie and Dave won, especially after Natalie did that whole, I chose to keep the money charade, people were like OMG she really is selfish, but then showed the sign, SHARE. Good for them, I hope they are able to make it as a couple because they are perfectly matched. Wonder what the Bachelor Pad will do for the next one?-Single D

Bachelor Pad

Hey anyone watching Bachelor Pad. Ok this is my guilty pleasure along with all the other reality shows, but Bachelor Pad is like watching the bachelor run amok. The premise of this whole game is to vote each other off and win the 250,000. But does anyone give a rat's ass who wins? I just want to see more hook ups and crying. And Gia, why go on the show when you know there might be temptations galore. She supposedly has a boyfriend, so why go on a show where the producers are hoping you'll fall from grace. Gia is so virginal, she won't even do the kissing game, but she will lay in bed with the guy we've all love to hate, Wes. Hey doesn't he have a girlfriend or two?

I so totally didn't like that elimination when three girls were going to be sent home because they didn't have a guy. Worse than being picked last on the playground. Not fair that Chris didn't tell them the truth in the beginning that they really did need to have a boyfriend. So all the single gals were not saved and sent home. Poor Peyton and Jesse getting sent home because they really weren't in the popular crowd. Chris hinted of a twist for next week, and it better be a good one because now it's between the three couples and I'm so hoping Natalie and David win, just because!-Single D

The Bachelorette Ali and the Bad Romance

Schmuck, loser, pond scum, scum of scum, egoist, selfish fish, liar, moron, vomiticus, there I've vented!

Let's see, the guys have been on the show for 6 to 8 weeks, they have been all over the world for free and get to compete for the affections of the Bachelorette. You would think after all that time, a guy would know if he's completely over this last romance. I knew there was something suspicious about Frank. He seemed off, either he was harboring serial killer tendencies (like I said in one post about him), bi-polar, or gasp gay! But we was neither, come on, I would have preferred him to be gay, at least we could have been good friends and he could have decorated my bedroom. But no, he's still mooning over his last girlfriend. How low, how despicable! It wasn't enough that he was feeling hesitant about his feelings for Ali, but, when he had the audacity to actually say her name on TV, well, that was confirmation that he wasn't over her. Nicole. And of course how could the producers not opt for him to make a last minute visit to her, just in case he was still in love with her. How perfect was that? Did the producers purposely find some schmuck that was still mooning over a past girlfriend? How could they! It wasn't enough that they had Justin, X-rated wrestler after fame and fortune, and purely there for economical reasons, but now they found a schmuck that still has feelings for his ex. What I'm wondering, is how long have they been broken up and who did the break-off? Seems like the way "Nicole" was talking Frank did the break-up as Nicole whispers that her life wasn't the same without him. Nicole, one word RUN! Any guy that breaks up with a girl and goes on a reality show to get over his past love is a loser and a user. That's what Frank is, a user, loser, selfish, a p-----, a d----, a mf, oh, did I already do that?

What I'm not getting is that Ali must have known or seen clues that something was off. She even said that he was hot and then cold, yes and then no, (oh don't get me humming that Katy Perry song!). So she either refused to see it or thought she could change is ways. Just like a woman, trying to go after the bad boys. Why do we do that? Well, the guy is a jerk. She should have kept Kirk like I wanted her to do last episode, even if Kirk's dad was a little scary. I hope Frank-enstein lives a long a happy life with "Nicole". And Ali, you have two great guys, we knew those two would be the last ones standing. Now it's a really hard decision to chose between two good guys, but I'm thinking she's going to chose Roberto, they have hot chemistry. Chris is a nice guy and probably better husband material, but he needs to stop pecking at her like a chicken, he obviously isn't a hot kisser. Yuck!-Single D

The Bachelorette in Portugal and Can You Say OMG Jake and Vienna!

Last night's episode was overshadowed by the tantalizing preview of the smack down between Jake and Vienna. I so thought it would just be another he said, she said and it was, but it was so much better than I had anticipated. I was howling and laughing my head off. Did you notice how they were sitting on the loveseat, both with crossed legs and crossed arms. Can you say stand-off? Jake was so trying to be above it all, until she called him what a "fame-whore" within the first two minutes of the interview. I think Vienna might have just added to the Merriam Webster's vernacular of current hip sayings with the induction of "fame-whore", and underneath those words will be as contributed by Vienna what's her name. Speaking of fame-whore, she that spewed do-eth. She's as much of a fame-whore as he is. She transplanted herself in record time to LA from Florida so she see and be seen on "Dancing with the Stars". He complained she didn't have a job, she complained that he doesn't work, to which he replied I'm a pilot, to which she replied but you haven't worked in a year, to which he replied I just flew lasted weekend. She complained he wasn't affectionate, to which he complained, how can you be affectionate to someone who is constantly undermining you and won't shut the hell up (I added that). Well she wouldn't, which was probably the biggest reason Jake was so done with her. Every time he tried to defend himself, she'd cut him off. The whole conversation was Vienna talking, with Jake trying to get a word in edge-wise. He'd end up saying, there she goes again, and again, and again until he finally said, "Please shut up!" (well at least he said please!). And to that she stormed off the set, never to come back again or be seen again, ya right! In the beginning I was kinda on Vienna's side because I so lost my love affair with Jake after picking her. He came off in the end like a whining mama's boy, so he deserved what he got. But after Vienna could not stopping yakking and with Jake trying to sit smugly trying to let her dig herself deeper, it became a toss up on who was worst. My vote, they both deserve each. All in all a good night of TV hiliarity.

Meanwhile on the Bachelorette, Ali sends Ty home which I so knew he wasn't for her. He's divorced, a hick and really really old fashioned. I don't care how much he said he had changed, you can take the boy out of hickville, but can you take the hick out of the boy?

I didn't think Ali would send Chris home, she was after all wearing the bracelet he had made for her. What did he call it a dentist bracelet? Hey those might be the next big thing. My vote is either for Roberto or Chris. And oh, didn't Portugal look amazing, put on bucket list!-Single D