Friday, December 10, 2010

Melissa-the Bachelorette Pregnant

After being dumped on national TV by Bachelor Jason Mesnick, Rycroft went on to Dancing with the Stars, ABC Good Morning America special correspondent, co-host of the Bachelor Pad, to getting married to insurance agent Tye Strickland. They are expecting a baby girl in Feb. Way to go Melissa!

Survivor Nicaragua-A Chicken Named Kelly-Nay

Here's what you missed. NaOnka and Purple Kelly are too chicken to stay because of the rain, the cold and you name it, eliminate themselves from the game. Benry makes a funny by naming the last chicken, Kelly-Nay after the two departed chicken survivors. Jane weeps because the boys eat Kelly-Nay while she and the others were on reward feeding their own faces with real food. Chase makes a deal with Sash that he will not eliminate him, in fact stating the he would take him on reward if he wins along with Holly since she martyred herself last time. After winning the reward, Chase has a moment of forgetfulness and takes Holly and Jane instead of Sash to the reward, much to Sash's dismay. Sash's boobs look like prune pancakes while Chase still remains buff and brawny, must have a stash of food somewhere and some dumbells. Speaking of dumbell, Chase is worried that his choice of Jane over Sash for the reward will make Sash side with the boys. But everything works out when Sash wins the immunity and scrambling begins in earnest on who will go up for the chopping block. Everyone tells Benry it will be Fabio, Fabio thinks it's Holly and everyone votes Benry much to his surprise out. And that's what you missed on Survivor and oh yeah, Dan is still there, mute, lame and taking up space. -Single D

Monday, December 6, 2010

I Whip My Hair Willow Smith by GloZell

Too funny take on Willow Smith's song-I Whip My Hair Back and Forth!-HYSTERICAL!

The Bachelor Jason and Molly

Spouses Jason Mesnick and Molly Malaney from the Bachelor fame love being in the spotlight. According to the latest, after less than 10 months after tying the knot in Ranchos Palos Verdes, Calif., the Bachelor couple renewed their vows in Las Vegas Sunday during the Rock and Roll Marathon by renewing their vows outside the Venetian hotel for a "Run Thru Wedding." Aw ain't that sweet!

Amazing Race-Final Three-Run for the Border-Demilitarized Border That Is

No chance in hell did Vicki and Nick have a chance to catch up with the other teams since they incurred a 6 hour, count em, 6 hour penalty for not completing the dumb bird delivery in China. Nick you brought it upon yourselves, didn't your mother ever tell you what Benry's (from Survivor) mother told him that "winners never quit and quitter never win"? Well ya quit and now you have to suffer the fate of never catching up and not getting a chance to win the million. Vicki should be pissed and have at least one or two tattoos removed in protest, at least she didn't quit. I'm sure if Vicki would have quit, Nick would never have let her live it down.
All teams find out that they are heading for Seoul Korea and to the border of North Korea. Hey don't the producers know that if you step one pinky toe on the North side you can get thrown in the North Korean prison with no chance of being released?
Once there they all get to go white water rafting which looked totally awesome. Put on bucket list, white water rafting (but not in Seoul). Everyone looked like they were having a blast and I was just waiting for one of their boats to capsize, which none did, shucks! Oh and lets stop right here, Brook gets the all time award for perkiness. She has never once lost her perkiness. God that girl is exhausting. Go figure that her best friend is Claire, whose perkiness quotient is nil, except when that Korean taxi driver was hitting on her. Ah, I'm engaged!
During the speed skating challenge, once again I have to say it, does Nat and Kat do anything in fast motion? It really is amazing that they are still in it. They looked like toddlers on the ice, whee, whee! It's called speed skating girls!
Final three, Nat and Kat, Thomas and Jill, and Brooke and Claire. Should be a interesting finale, just hope Thomas and Jill don't win, I am so over Thomas's macho-ness! And oh, in my next life, I want to come back as Phil, does he not have the most cushy job ever!-Single D