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Survivor Samoa-Finale

After a great season, with so many diabolical plotting and mind controlling antics of Russell, last night's finale was a definite dud. One sentence comes to mind "I was robbed!". Ok, maybe Russell shouldn't have counted his chickens (millions) before they hatched, maybe he shouldn't have been so cocky, so that you out there are saying, serves you right ole buddy, but hey, let's face it, it wouldn't have been half the season, the talk of the lunch room, the suspense and anticipation, if it weren't for Russell. What bathos would we gotten out of Brett or Natalie or that piece of wood called Jaison? And hey, what's up with the constant blurred out spot on Mick? Is his wanker peeking over his swim trunks? Is the one eyed monster trying to get loose? Jeez, it's just hair if it ain't his wanker! The only other colorful character on this whole season was Shambo and her mullet of perfection ( or so she likes to think). Gotta hand it to her, she's the only one not chewing on the bitter pill of elimination. Everyone on the jury still had a terrible hate-on for Russell, so much so, they decide to give the million to some bathing blond who barely did anything, but wear a bathing suit with gold hoops at the seams. Natalie's persona will be erased from our Survivor conscience within days, but it will be Russell that we will remember for his diabolical planning and manipulating. It will be Russell who we will think of in the future as one of Survivor's greatest players of all time. Natalie's memory will be relegated to "what's her name that won?" So what if Russell back stabbed, lied cheated and stole, that's what the game of Survivor is all about. If it wasn't then Survivor would have fizzled out the first season.

It looked like Russell was going to weep copious tears last night, "I was robbed!", who said that? Does the jury really think that his game playing is a testament to what kind of person he really is? I think Russell went on Survivor so he could play the game and manipulate and be the puppet master, it just that the jury's vote was hate driven. Did you see how sour Laura still looked as well as Erik and Jaison? Hey guys, it's a game for cripes sake! Well, Russell, Jeff wouldn't say it, and Natalie wouldn't take the 10 grand to give you the title, so I, blogger of Survivor will give you the honorary title of "Sole Survivor". Russell you are the "Sole Survivor" in my book!-Single D