Saturday, May 14, 2011

Survivor Redemption Island and Then There Were Four

Another season has come and gone, sigh! And if Boston Rob doesn’t cinch the title this time, he will have to pack it in for good, this is it, his final chance, the last hurrah, to win the title because in my book he IS the Ultimate Survivor. Come on, didn’t you feel a little pang of sympathy when Rob was saying that he loved his wife more than anything in the world and how she’s put up with him coming back to Survivor over and over but the elephant in the room is his regret he didn’t win because of her, ya her, big mistake, huge, stop thinking with your wanker! Sure he won the girl but he didn’t win the title and that has haunted him ever since. Only 6 more days. He’s managed to play a cool game, masterminding almost every move. You just gotta hope that innocent girl Natalie doesn’t turn her back on him, that was so totally risky of him to blindside Grant, who in the end, could have sustained the men to the end. Let’s hope that Ashley doesn’t hold too much power over Natalie. And out of the Redemption island survivors, who should come back? Grant. He might be mad at Rob, but I think he would still understand. All the others have had time to stew and build their vendetta to a vengeful pitch which could totally destroy Rob’s chance to win. Matt showed his scorn for Andrea, not very Christian of him, no second chances for her. This was a good season and every year still manages to keep my attention. I know, I have so little interesting things in my life!

Tuesday, May 10, 2011

Celebrity Apprentice-Bye Bye NeNe

Fool! What's wrong with NeNe. Her bark is louder than her ability to stand up and shut up. Sure the Donald decides to move NeNe over to the men's team, but is that any reason to walk out, just walk out without a word to anyone? I'm sure she'd still be there right now, if Trump had moved Star to the men's team. NeNe would so be like, yep, you deserve to be over there, head all z snapping, but since it was NeNe that he moved, she must have felt like it was being sent to stand in a corner with a dunce cap on because she was the bully on the play ground. Well, she the fool now, she missed that whole Star being fired at last. Gee what good is she, Star that is. She only works the computer because she only knows how to do brand messaging? Last night, Meatloaf should have been fired. He's like an incarnate of Gary Busey with all that creative go with the flow spontaneity. Please and a crybaby too boot! Marlee should have stopped the meat madness, but I guess her voice gets lost in the crowd. Their presentation was just awful, policemen and donuts. How cliche was that? I liked the guys OnStar presentation. It hit all the right marks and having OnStar in my car, I love it and can't live without it!
In the board room, you know you are going to get fired, when the Donald's conversation solely focuses on you, his sentences run together without periods, and his pitch crescendo's and he says those magical two words "Star, you're fired". Loud gasp from the deaf girl and shock from Meat.
Mark this prediction down, last two standing, Marlee and John Rich. Should be pretty good. So far, the men have proved to be better at all the task, so Marlee has her work cut out for her, that is of course, if John Rich doesn't get another sinus infection and becomes completely useless.

Monday, May 9, 2011

Amazing Race-Unfinished Business-Slow and Steady Wins the Race

Slow and steady wins the race and this proved true for sisters Jennifer and Lakisha, turtles of the race.
They surprised everyone by winning this season's Amazing Race, beating out the Globetrotters who were the strong bullying contenders, managing to ruffle a few feathers along the way and beating out daughter/father team of effervescence, Mallory and Gary. When Mallory told her father that they were going to win in the cab, I knew it was curtains for them. Never ever give out your predictions. Predictions are based, in this case how well your cabbie knows his locations and in this case, not, cabbie curse! Can't they use a GPS? They had a run of just plain bad luck, while Jennifer and Lakisha managed to keep one dribble step ahead of Globetrotters and I'm glad for that. Heck, Globetrotters have enough money, let's spread it around to those less fortunate and in this case a win well deserved. Snaps to the sisters!
On an aside note-laughed hysterically during the Brazilian waxing of Zev and Justin. Nothing like waxing a hairy beast!