Thursday, December 20, 2007

Merry Christmas to All

We are celebrating this holiday season-check back for our next posting the first week in January. There will be new shows to blog so come along with us in 2008 for more laughs! Thank you all for reading and coming back, from our families to yours, we wish you the best of the holiday season! The Donnas
Feliz Navidad
Prettig Kerstfeest
Joyeux Noel
Froehliche Weihnachten
Mele Kalikimaka
Shinnen Omedeto, Kurisumasu Omedeto
Mo'adim Lesimkha, Chena tova
God Jul och Gott Nytt Ar

Wednesday, December 19, 2007

MTV-Tila Tequila-Shot at Love-Who Did She Choose?

As another bachelorette dating show comes to a close, I am almost misty eyed thinking that MTV has turned the corner of jerking the heartstrings of the American public. The last two standing, Dani, the man woman, whose awkward stance and shy boy like mannerism captivated men and women alike, and the still wet behind the ears, Bobby, mama’s boy with the adolescent face of a twelve year old. Who did Tila choose? It was hard to guess in this last episode. Tila took both of them to the recording studio, where she showed them the work she does, a banner should have flashed across the screen, TILA SINGS! When Dani and Bobby composed their ode to a rap tune to Tila, I thought that Dani belting out her rap musical number was very infectious. She rapped loud and hard, so contrary to her persona. Bobby’s was just plain lame, but he did try. The photo shoot, TILA POSES! Was an awkward composition of the threesome and Dani looked uncomfortable in her I’m Jane outfit. Tila that evening invited them both for dinner with each one’s family. I was voting for Bobby to win, because his mother’s name is Donna-gee go figure! Donna, however, does seem like the meddling mom confessing that Bobby slept in her bed until he was six-can you say Oedipal Complex? YUCK! Both mothers did exhibit stripper like tendencies when they had a few too many drinks and started pole dancing and cat fighting whose son or daughter would be best for Tila. Tila gave both brothers an eye full when her top fell down when she hung upside down on the pole (uh Tila, gravity!). The night of the elimination they both stood there like waiting before the executioner, Bobby looked so totally dejected like a pound puppy. Dani looked cute in her vest and satin tie and she even wore eye makeup! When Tila told Dani you rock my world, but only told Bobby you make me laugh, who do you think she picked? Bobby! I so wanted Dani to say the lines from my Best Friend’s Wedding, “Chose me, pick me, marry me!” but she stood there mute and dejected, when Tila gave the key to Bobby. As the two embraced, oblivious to the castoff, Dani takes the long solitary walk of shame, one couldn’t help but feel the gut wrenching emotion she must have had, it was all so sad! It was such a bittersweet moment, because, you really did feel the emotion for both of them. Tila in the end could not have picked two better suitors left standing, in which the TV viewer could emphasized with. MTV-great job-Tila-let’s see how this pans out (don’t take the boy out of Bobby) and we need to see “Tila and Bobby, the next chapter”!-Single D

Monday, December 17, 2007

Survivor China Finale- and the Winner is......

I guess after 37 days I would be craving anything that wasn’t limes or Asian pears, and pizza, beer and brownies would taste extremely good! I knew Amanda was going to win the final reward challenge, but Todd did try to give it his all. And aw come on Denise, I guess she was never good at puzzles and jeez, leave the big baggy top on-I had that oh yuck moment when she went swimming! The final walk to remember the others that went before is always a yawner to me. By the time they make their final destination, I’m almost comatose. The balancing act with the china did perk me up tho, (I love all things china-dishes), and I did find it amusing that Courtney looked crooked, but her plates were straight. And another aw come on Denise moment, you could have held on longer even though your hand was dripping sweat! It meant a million dollars! Amanda was dumb to take Todd with her to the final three-since when has it been the final three? I liked it better when it was just two in the finale, I like it when the final immunity winner gets to pick the one they want at the finale, it creates more intrigue. Everyone knows that the jury always votes for the one that was the biggest player, the one that lied the most, backstabbed the most, schemed the most and that was Todd. Todd say thank you to Amanda. I loved it when Peih Gee called out Amanda’s doe eyes. Her eyes were doey! Amanda should feel guilty-she did give Denise her word that she had her back and would not write her name down, maybe she meant write her last name? When the scene moved to the live audience, I was wondering who are those people? Everyone looked so different, especially Courtney. I think she looks much better with out the heavy makeup and the long bangs, she looked practically chubby! Hey Todd, what up with that almost Elvis hair or are you growing a mullet like Denise. I loved it when Jeff ask Denise about her mullet, her explanation was that her work required her to have short hair, but she also wanted to keep it long in the back to be a woman for her husband-anyway you look at it, you look like a man woman with a mullet. Besides didn’t you say you got fired from your school lunch lady job-so get a haircut! I guess Courtney said it best that Denise-you suck at life-getting fired meant you now have to work as a janitor (at the same school?)-Go get a job at Wal-Mart or something-I think they pay the same! After the dust settled, all I can say is I really didn’t care who won this season, which came and went so fast. I was only rooting for James, and when he played his dumb, I trust you guys and got voted off, I didn’t feel any allegiance to anyone else. I’m glad that he won $100,000 as America’s favorite Survivor. Now maybe he can stop digging graves. Oh one last thing, Jeff Probst looked HOT!!! Five coconuts!-Single D
I've been rooting for Amanda since James was so stupid and didn't play even ONE of his immunity idols. I thought sure she would get an attack of conscience and vote with Denise to oust Todd. I don't feel sorry for either one because they both had their chance to get rid of him. I'm going to jump straight to the final tribal. Talk about lame questions! At least Jamie tried to start a little trouble by asking Amanda, Courtney and Todd to talk about the worst of the other finalists. It didn't work though, it was one big love fest. All James wanted to know was if Courtney had fun. What kind of question is that?! It was a priceless moment when Todd actually left Jean-Robert speechless by telling him he had to vote him off because Jean-Robert was his biggest threat. Then we find out later Todd was still playing Jean-Robert. It's also fun to see what everyone looks like cleaned up and filled out. I almost didn't recognise Courtney. She certainly put to rest any fear that she has an eating problem but those bangs could use a trimming. It looked like Amanda's hands and arms were the only thing that gained weight on her and, with that hair style, it looks like Todd secretly wants to be a hair dresser. So now we know that Jamie and Erik are dating and, thanks to an uncharacteristic question from Jeff Probst, we also know that Erik is still a virgin. Then again, Erik strikes me as a gentleman and wouldn't tell on national TV that he Jamie did the deed. Congrats to James for winning the $100,000 popularity contest. Hopefully he will be the one to come back for the favorites vs fans Survivor, that looks like fun! Denise wins the sob story of the year. Her school wouldn't giver her lunch lady job back, but hey you can scrub toilets on the night shift because you are too much of a distraction for the kids. How do you distract a kid from lunch? Something else is up with that. Shame on that school! But on the bright side, Denise you can do something with your hair now! She looked more like a truck driven' butch sitting on the jury. Would someone please give this woman a makeover? Tim Gunn, Oprah, Queer Eye guys anybody? Congrats to Todd for taking home a cool million. And, yes, I totally, completely, absolutely agree with Single D, Jeff Probst is a hottie. Until season 16, five coconuts! Double D