Wednesday, December 19, 2007

MTV-Tila Tequila-Shot at Love-Who Did She Choose?

As another bachelorette dating show comes to a close, I am almost misty eyed thinking that MTV has turned the corner of jerking the heartstrings of the American public. The last two standing, Dani, the man woman, whose awkward stance and shy boy like mannerism captivated men and women alike, and the still wet behind the ears, Bobby, mama’s boy with the adolescent face of a twelve year old. Who did Tila choose? It was hard to guess in this last episode. Tila took both of them to the recording studio, where she showed them the work she does, a banner should have flashed across the screen, TILA SINGS! When Dani and Bobby composed their ode to a rap tune to Tila, I thought that Dani belting out her rap musical number was very infectious. She rapped loud and hard, so contrary to her persona. Bobby’s was just plain lame, but he did try. The photo shoot, TILA POSES! Was an awkward composition of the threesome and Dani looked uncomfortable in her I’m Jane outfit. Tila that evening invited them both for dinner with each one’s family. I was voting for Bobby to win, because his mother’s name is Donna-gee go figure! Donna, however, does seem like the meddling mom confessing that Bobby slept in her bed until he was six-can you say Oedipal Complex? YUCK! Both mothers did exhibit stripper like tendencies when they had a few too many drinks and started pole dancing and cat fighting whose son or daughter would be best for Tila. Tila gave both brothers an eye full when her top fell down when she hung upside down on the pole (uh Tila, gravity!). The night of the elimination they both stood there like waiting before the executioner, Bobby looked so totally dejected like a pound puppy. Dani looked cute in her vest and satin tie and she even wore eye makeup! When Tila told Dani you rock my world, but only told Bobby you make me laugh, who do you think she picked? Bobby! I so wanted Dani to say the lines from my Best Friend’s Wedding, “Chose me, pick me, marry me!” but she stood there mute and dejected, when Tila gave the key to Bobby. As the two embraced, oblivious to the castoff, Dani takes the long solitary walk of shame, one couldn’t help but feel the gut wrenching emotion she must have had, it was all so sad! It was such a bittersweet moment, because, you really did feel the emotion for both of them. Tila in the end could not have picked two better suitors left standing, in which the TV viewer could emphasized with. MTV-great job-Tila-let’s see how this pans out (don’t take the boy out of Bobby) and we need to see “Tila and Bobby, the next chapter”!-Single D

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