Wednesday, January 18, 2012

Ben and the Girls in San Francisco

Next stop, San Francisco. Since I used to live there for 21 years, I'm like trying to see where they are. Ben and his sister stop to have coffee at a sidewalk cafe. I'm like where is that? The group date, Ben concocts a ski run down one of San Francisco steep streets, where residents and passerbys get an eyeful at the girls in their bikinis. Looked hot and I'm meaning weather here, not the girls in their bikinis. In all the time I have lived there, I remember it only being really hot once.
I had to laugh out loud though when Kacie B. who can't ski a lick kept falling off her skis and even ran into the hay bundles butt first. Ben should have given her a rose just for being a good sport. I was laughing my head off. They should show that clip on the Bachelor most memorable moments segment.
Brittany, you remember her, she brought her granny to the opening party to win sympathy votes, well, Ben picked her for the single date. When she found out she was chosen, she immediately got all flustered. Come on Brit, girls are dying for that single date, and you are like, well, I'm not sure? What the F? Brittany after much self doubt finally says that she is bowing out and leaving the show, which I am sure made plenty of girls happy, oh well one less Beeyach to deal with right, but what would Granny say? Making Granny go all that way to meet the Bachelor.
Ben and Miss I'm studying to become a PhD, epidomologist took a walk on the Bay Bridge, and I don't mean on the bridge up on top of the bridge. Ok, scary! That took guts I have to say. The stunts are getting more and more daring, what is this fear factor? Ok give that girl a rose I say!
The surprise guest star this evening and who stole the show, the mysterious girl driving up from looks like Tracy? Modesto? Chantal! You know, Chantal, girl that grooms dead people? Apparently she is crushing on Ben from last season and wants to meet him. When she walks into the rose ceremony, it was hysterical, you could hear the jaws hitting the floor. Let the claws come out! Chantal tells Ben, that she had to come out to meet him because what if she didn't, then she would wonder the rest of her life. Well, she's going to have to wonder, since Ben whom I'm guessing didn't want to rock the rose ceremony and sent Chantal packing (did she even unpack?). Poor Chantal, how humilating getting the reject button so fast. But Ben did the right thing sending her home.

Friday, January 13, 2012

Ben and the Girls in Sonoma

Ben takes the girls to his hometown of Sonoma. Guess Ben is taking the lead on making sure, which ever bachelorette he takes home, they will fit in the quaint upscale town of Sonoma. Yep, any girl would be so lucky to live there. Trendy, quaint, charming, amid the vineyards, you'd have to be out of your mind not to want to live all the rest of your days there, and it's no wonder Ben doesn't want to leave. He has the best of both worlds.
Blakeley announces loud and clear she wants the rose on the group date and does everything short of sleeping with Ben to get it. Come on Ben, she's not your type. She's a man eater. She's more of the trophy wife for some rich dude to support, not our little Ben. Why he gave her the rose is mystifying. Seems like some other part of his anatomy is thinking for him. And there were no surprises that Ben gave Courtney a rose on their date. Come on, Miss Split personality played goodie two shoes on her date, how was Ben supposed to see through all that nicey nice? She actually came off as the nice girl and not the psycho witch she is in the house.
In the end, amidst all the drama, he had to let go of Jenna, who for the life of her, couldn't speak a coherent sentence the entire episode. Thank goodness she's a blogger, she doesn't have to public speak for a living.
Next week, looks like Chantal comes back for Ben. Wow, who knew? Should be good viewing. Stay tuned kiddies!