Tuesday, February 22, 2011

The Bachelor-Hometown Dates

Chantal-Seattle, WA
Ashley-Madawaska Maine
Shawntel-Chico CA
Emily-Charlotte, North Carolina
Who should Brad chose? Based on family fortune, Chantal. Jeez, what does her parents do, besides live in a mansion that overlooks the water, have a ji-mornous statue of a man being carved out of wood and a fabulous wine cellar. You'll never have to work again Brad!
Based on foodie consumption, Ashley. What else out ranks fresh lobster and fries with gravy and cheese? Yum!
Based on whether you want to ensure your family plot, Shawntel, heir apparent to the family business of burying people. Do you like organ music Brad?
Based on instant family, Emily, bratty kid and all. Sorry, she was cute, but reminded me of the blond evil child of the 50's movie, The Bad Seed. Stop sucking your thumb.
Out of the four, I knew he was going to send Shawntel home. He couldn't pull her away from her destiny of being the funeral director of Chico and as he said, their conversations would always center around "Death". A close second to go home, Emily. Brad was so uncomfortable at Emily's house, it was like he couldn't get out of there fast enough with the bratty seed upstairs pretending to be asleep.
My guess now, Chantel. What guy would turn down the princess to the family fortune?-Single D

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