Monday, May 26, 2008

Tila Teliqua-Shot at Love # 2-Bo Punched

We left Tila Teliqua with a cliff hanger, Chad head butting Bo. I had to see what happened to Bo after that attack. Well, not only did Bo get head butted by the psycho maniac Chad, Chad also gave him a right to the jaw. Bo just stood there stoically, not even letting out the smallest of yelps. Where was the security on the set while this was happening? They should have rushed in immediately when Chad head butted Bo, but to let it get out of control to continue for the sake of TV ratings is just not right! Shame on you MTV! And Bo, why didn't you step back out of the way or at least go down or turn away when he first made contact? Instead, I know you stood there like a man and took it. Must be a guy thing. Some guy thing, now you're left with a broken jaw. Bo is spitting up blood and his tooth is gaping. I hope MTV is going to cover the hospital bills. Bo is rushed off the set to the hospital where we learn that his jaw is indeed broken and needs surgery. I hope Tila was worth it. What's a nice guy doing on a show like this? This guy is smart (well?), good looking, has a great job (high school football coach), why would he want someone whose reputation is so seedy that she makes Anna Nicole (bless her heart!) look like an angel. Maybe it was for that 15 minutes of fame? After learning that Bo took a beating and that Chad had been escorted off property, Tila cries for all of five minutes and then announces that she's hungry and getting cabin fever, so it's off to her favorite Moroccan restaurant, but not before she makes a stop to pick up recently rejected George and asks him if he's still interested in another shot at love. George of course is tickled. He's so sweet and innocent, she's going to break his heart all over again, smuck! In the restaurant everyone's happy that George is back, well, maybe some, looked like Jersey was less than pleased. And speaking of Jersey, I'm wondering why no one came forward to tell Tila that Jersey was co-conspirator in the Chad head bashing incident, that he was partly to blame for prodding Chad on and pumping up his roid rage punch. Lisa's not too pleased with the whole situation, as well, and asks Tila, "why did you bring back George" putting Tila on the spot. Lisa then says under her breath that "Tila's a fake" which of course is overheard by Tila. Gee Tila fake? Now there's a new concept! Everything about Tila is fake right down to those fake eyelashes. When they get back to the house Tila calls it an evening but everyone else feels like partying. MTV sensitively intersperses the party shots with poor Bo in lying in the hospital bed, IV's and all. The next day, Bo comes back to the house with a big bandage on his chin telling everyone that it was either have his jaw wired for six weeks and not be able to talk or have a plate put in so he could come back. He's back so what do you think he chose? Dummy, go home, she ain't worth it! You know you're getting dumped come next season if she decides to pick you! You've been punched, warned and wired shut! The challenge is a bathtub race, but Bo has to sit this one out along with Sibrina. Poor George, you're darned if you do and darned if you don't. George gentlemanly offers to sit this one out because he was brought back and wants to be courteous of the others. Tila said to George that she was disappointed that he didn't fight for a spot because he has to show that he wants to fight for her love. Aw come on Tila! Give the guy props for having a decent bone in his short little body for heavens sake! Of course, Lisa and Brittany win, Lisa wins every challenge, and Brittany says, that every time she wins, the other person gets eliminated. The double date with Tila goes well for Brittany, but Tila confronts Lisa as to why she called her fake. Lisa walks out and Tila goes chasing after her. Such drama which leads to arrrgh, a passionate kiss tween the two of them. Ugh! Tila's digging all the drama from Lisa, I think she likes to be dominated. In the end, it's Sibrina and Michelle that are eliminated, but not before Lisa gives her another big smooch in front of everyone during elimination. Ok everyone, close your mouths! My guess, Tila will chose a girl this time around, hey, it didn't work out with man-boy Bobby, maybe she'll see if she can make it with a girl. -Single D

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