Friday, July 18, 2008

Big Brother - Honey Bears

It's the Jesse and Renny show! They are trash talking each other to no end. Jesse says Renny didn't apologize for waking him up but the editors are standing by and flash the tape where Renny does indeed apologize (see previous blog posting). All that muscle has gone to his head!
Dan and Brian start setting up everyone to vote to evict Renny by promising each one that they will not be put up themselves. Oh what a tangled web we weave! I just hope they remember the promises they are making. Everyone was going for it except Memphis. Brian starts shooting his mouth off to Ollie and Dan saying that he is calling all the shots. Careful Brian, he who shoots off mouth usually shoots self in foot!
The veto competition is to retrieve stuffed bears from feather filled pillows piled on a giant bed. The catch is getting to the bed the house guests have to crawl through a pool of honey, find the bears by tearing open the pillows, crawl back through the honey and deposit the bear in a jar. The first to get 5 bears wins. No need to tell you what happened when the feathers started to fly! I guess that what getting tarred and feathered looks like on a more comfortable scale. Jesse and Michelle are neck and neck and poor Renny couldn't get through that honey for nothing. At one point she just rolled over and I thought is she going to try the back stroke? In true muscle head fashion, Jesse tears his shirt off after winning the veto. Everyone is covered in honey and feathers. I wonder if someone hoses these people down before they go back into the house.
After seeing Jesse win the veto Brian has to do some scrambling and tells Jerry that Memphis has to go. Again Jerry says Memphis will go bananas, does Jerry have a thing for bananas? But says he will do it. Meanwhile downstairs, Ollie is telling April, Keesha and Libra that they are safe because Brian is telling Jerry to put up Memphis. Brian walks in and confirms this which gets Libra thinking. April & Libra confront Ollie who caves then tells the girls to flip it on Brian.
The whole group decends on poor unsuspecting Jerry and beg him to put up Brian. Jerry isn't believing them. Come on dude, all these people coming to you telling the same story? You have to see something is up! Jerry did listen and put Brian on the block.
Ollie and April are getting all cuddly and Brian is still trying to keep what is left of is grip on controlling the game by saying that the girls need to be split up. At the same time, April tells the girls she is sure Brian will try to get them against each other. Stephen tells Brian he will help him any way he can (maybe a little crush?). Brian decides to go the "I'm too entertaining to get rid of" route and puts on a sock puppet show. Ollie plays himself with a black sock and April's sock has boobs. It was hysterical! So much so, it looked like Brian had swayed enough votes to keep him in the game.
The next head butt session begins. This time between April and Keesha. Keesha hears April saying she thinks Keesha has flipped and that's all it took. The claws started to come out but the guys turned referees and broke them up.
Brian gets evicted 9-1. I guess his puppet show didn't work as well as he thought. Jesse wins the HOH and April wastes no time throwing herself into his arms to congradulate him. Maybe she is going to pit Jesse against Ollie. Double D
Ok, I've been gone for a week and came home to watch all three episodes online and I always think, maybe this season I will be bored with the trials and tribulations of 12 people stuck in a house for several months. Not! Not only am I an addict, I don't think there is any treatments out there to wean myself off the capricious viewing of other people's outrages behaviors, how dull is my life? How quickly they suck you in! I need to join BB anonymous. At first it's like, I don't know or care about any of these bimbos with bosoms and muscle heads. But then, in the first episode, you're swallowed up like quicksand. Of course all the young people look the same to me, but it's the older guy, what is he 73? Jerry and the quirky redhead salon owner, Renny that piqued my interest. And as usual, I always root for the older ones on these things (go figure!). In an unusual beginning, they have to vote someone as HOH cold turkey. Who else to vote in, someone that is more like your grandfather than the bitch next door, good move. After watching episodes 2 & 3, I took an immediate dislike to Brian. Anyone who has the arrogance to think that he is the Godfather of the house granting immunity and suggesting that he will call on them for a favor in the future needs to be put out of his misery. His immediate pact making and side dealings eventually did him in and as he said, he tried to play three weeks of strategy into one week, like duh? Didn't he know it was going to come back to bite him in the tush? Glad he's gone! Looks like we're in for a wild season-someone check me in!-Single D

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