Tuesday, March 17, 2009

Celebrity Apprentice-Bridal Wars

This week's challenge is to sell 125 donate wedding dress and it looks like the girls might have a gender advantage on this one. Project heads are Brande and Tom Green. Jesse comes up with the Red Carpet Bridal theme. I must say that Jesse is pretty creative for a being a guy's guy. Melissa who is motherless this episode, gee how will she ever survive? calls on her friend Preston Bailey, a (gay, would I want a straight to plan my wedding? Not!), wedding planner to help set up the space, good thinking Melissa, you really do have your own brain! Tom Green makes the mistake of sending Dennis Rodman and Hershal on some bogus drumming up business escapade which takes the reluctant Hershal and Rodman to every bar in Manhattan. Good thinking Tom! Now I sort of missed this part where Rodman calls a friend who supplies them with a so called Russian model who barely spoke English. Hey Rodman, this is selling bride gowns, not mail order bride! Preston delivered in true wedding planner form and brought Melissa a truck load of beautiful flowers, while the guys space lacked any sort of ambience except for a few bottles of champagne. When it came to selling the next day, Dennis Rodman was no where to be found and Tom Green supposedly knocked on his room for 20 minutes. Dennis claimed he had something wrong with his eyes, ya like he can't open them cause he's hung over. Tom Green did what he does best, stand up comedy, which at this point is totally annoying.
In the board room, I was so proud of the Donald for putting Tom Green and Dennis Rodman on the hot seat, challenging Rodman's excuse for not answering the door when Green knocked on it and Green for not contributing one single thing (except bad comedy). I had to hold my breath when the figures were announced, because it did come down to the guys selling 22 dresses and the women selling 23 dresses. Yikes, that's too close, but the girls did manage to get their high rollers and sold a total of $103,000 to the guys $64,000.
Donald didn't even excuse the guys because he knew it was down to Rodman and Green, but how do you chose between a loser and a loser? Ultimately it was down to that old theory, fault lies in the PM or who is the most annoying, so Tom to his surprise was sent packing. Next week's episode looks enticing, with clips of Rodman going off on little Clint Black, didn't we know it was just a matter of time for him to go ballistic?-Single D

No comments: