Survivor Winner Fabio Busted

And not because he cut off his long lovely locks, which should be a crime, since that is probably his best feature. It was just a matter of time, that Fabio, 21, real name Judson Birza, winner of Survivor Nicaragua was busted for acting, (so the news says) get this, "like an oddball." Excuse me but when is acting like an oddball a crime? Apparently Santa Monica police took the reality star, into custody after they spotted him acting strangely on his skateboard. Well maybe he was learning how to skateboard although I would have thought him more of a surfer dude. According to the news article, Fabio was charged on an unrelated DUI (hey was he drunk or not?) and probation violation. He posted $37,000 bail, was picked up from the police station in a stretch white limo with his best buds and beer. Guess Fabio was still high off of his winning. If Fabio is not careful, the future headlines for Fabio will read, Survivor Nicaragua winner was seen in Santa Monica panhandling for cash and sleeping in the alley behind CBS studios. Straighten up Fabio, what happened to "I'm going to take care of my mother and make good investments?"-Single D