Tuesday, January 8, 2008

Dance Wars-Dance Bores-Premiere

Ok, Dance Wars was a little boring and alot more abbreviated than lets say American Idol with their constant air time of no talent losers-funny, awful, but losers no less. Dance Wars was only a three city stop, showcasing undiscovered talent or in some cases the talentless. There were some that could sing but not dance, there were some that could dance but not sing, and then there were those that could do both-why are some graced with talent and talent? Life's just not fair and here I sit in my dark, modest home office, in my flannel robe and tattered slippers typing and wishing I could do either one! Who knew Carrie Ann was so talented, choreographer to the stars, along with Bruno the UK equivalent. The two hour premiere quickly wrapped up the tour in Los Angeles, home of where stars are made or followed (if your Brittney Spears). Drew Lachey, the host, is somewhat lacking in the hosting skills as say Tom Bergeron, maybe he just needs some practice and an arsenal one liners-but he is a fantastic dancer, remember Dancing with The Stars? The final fourteen came out and danced at the end of the premiere and I guess next week they pick teams where they will get picked off one by one until only the final dancer is left standing. I'm a huge fan of "So You Think You Can Dance" with it's quirky crew of judges and immensely talented choreographers. Dance Wars will need to put a new spin on their dancing shoes to win viewers and keep them coming back otherwise, they will just be another high school talent show. And oh, why is it called Dance Wars, when they also have to sing as well, it should be called "The Ultimate Dancing and Singing Contest War Between Bruno and Carrie Ann Formerly Known As the Judges From Dancing With The Stars War"!-Single D

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