Tuesday, January 1, 2008

MTV-Tila Tequlia-The Reunion

I have never seen such a collection of egos and divas in one setting-guys and girls alike. The reunion show had shades of Jerry Springer-bouncers get ready! I think the most annoying thing on that entire show, was not the fighting, not the name calling, not the yelling, but it was Marcus's annoyingly weird laugh, that high pitch squeaking, squealing, axle braking laugh, jutting out his pointy tongue like some devilish imp. Apparently Ashley (the country bumpkin) and Marcus don't see eye to eye and almost ended up taking up all the air time throwing punches-bouncers get ready!
Amanda, one of the final three described everyone as a "po-dunk", what exactly is that? Every guy in that room describe her as the Amazon woman or that she really is a man, or was a man, I must say she did tower over little Tila by 10ft, together they looked like some kind of circus act.
Speaking of girls looking like guys, another girl that had the consensus from the guys that she is a man was Rebecca, although confirmation that she is a girl was confirmed by Steven-during some late night antics in that big red round bed!
Mama's boy Michael brought his mother to the reunion show amid the shouts of that he's gay-
come on Mike come out of the closet-his mother seemed to be enjoying herself and said she really liked the show-go mom! Now if he could only move out of her house!
I think the biggest surprise of the evening was the announcement that our Italian Stallion, Domenico, is getting his own MTV bachelor show titled "That's Amore". He chose right there on the spot, our favorite country bumpkin, Ashley to be the voice of the American male counterpart for his show-when Ashley heard this, he said-huh? How Domenico came to the conclusion that Ashley represents the typical American male is beyond me-but the show promises to be funny and definitely crazy, with more glimpses of Domenico in his Italian color flag thong I'm sure! Girls get in line!
The reunion brought back the lovebirds Tila and Bobby after a 2 month sabbatical. Tila cut her hair and my husband said it best, it looks like a basketball-very round and very orangy! They still look like they're infatuated with each other-time will tell, time will tell.-Single D

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