This week's episode is a challenge of endurance, no not by the contestants, but by me. Can I endure a whole hour of sloppy lame relay races and endurance swallowing? The Bi Athleon featuring a relay race, men against men haters, slipping into wet suits, jumping into pools to retrieve pearl necklaces, dunking for red or blue balls that have men or women symbols and then slip sliding into home base. The only obstacle to this course was it's participants. The guys take a big lead in the beginning but lose it when one of them gets caught up in not being able to find the right ball. It's a slip slide photo finish, but the girls win by a fin. I couldn't understand why the girls were not able to slip on the slide, it looked like they were dead fish flopping on land. The winners, girls, gets a class with Tila, the loser boys, get to go to the prom. Humm, I think going to the prom is much more fun that sitting in class. Tila plays the sexy instructor in a class of girls gone bad in their catholic girl's uniforms. The challenge, whoever writes I love Tila 25 times the quickest gets some one on one time with the teacher. Lisa, the softball instruct
or wins of course, she does have a strong arm. The funniest thing was when Tila brought out the robospanker, where in the world do they sell that? While the girls are in class, the guys get in trouble by staging a panty raid in the girls suitcases. They had them on their heads, using them as slingshots, stringing them up. The girls were enraged. Ok, that's where I draw the line, you just don't mess around with a women's suitcase, that's just plain wrong! Glitter starts to cry saying that everyone is so mean. Glitter, you need to go home, MTV is not for the faint of heart. At the prom, everyone is vying for Tila's time. Ryan gets some alone time and Tila says that he's kinda cute, except he kisses like a dead frog. Cut to Glitter crying.
or wins of course, she does have a strong arm. The funniest thing was when Tila brought out the robospanker, where in the world do they sell that? While the girls are in class, the guys get in trouble by staging a panty raid in the girls suitcases. They had them on their heads, using them as slingshots, stringing them up. The girls were enraged. Ok, that's where I draw the line, you just don't mess around with a women's suitcase, that's just plain wrong! Glitter starts to cry saying that everyone is so mean. Glitter, you need to go home, MTV is not for the faint of heart. At the prom, everyone is vying for Tila's time. Ryan gets some alone time and Tila says that he's kinda cute, except he kisses like a dead frog. Cut to Glitter crying.The next challenge is the "Conveyor Belch" nice! The participants have to drink shots of mysterious liquids. Glitter is still crying. Not so mysterious and not so nasty. Stuff like hot sauce, lime juice, mustard, canola oil, etc...well, at least it's food stuff. You would think that the shots were animal uri
ne or something the way everyone was puking. And not in puke buckets, but on the carpet. Didn't their mothers teach them anything? I pronounce the whole lot weak as water, they better not try out for survivor, they couldn't eat worms or bat stew. Weak! The girls win again, 68 shots to 64. The girls then have to compete for a date with Tila by eating a pigs va -jay jay. Now that's gross. Some where out there, there are some poor piggies without their va-jay jays, is that nice? Lisa's determination and the ability to sallow pig wins her the date but not before she had to chose one guy to accompany them. She choses mild manner Dominic. During their threesome date, Dominic makes the mistake of telling Tila that he thinks all this bi stuff is just a phases, whoopsie, wrong comment. Tila takes offense to that which is unfortunate for Dominic since it seems like he's not your regular animal house resident. The elimination round is a chopping of 4 off the show, V, Lauren, Ryan (the frog kisser) and Dominic. Thank goodness the faster we can get rid of the participants the faster the show will be over, but then again I'm sure MTV is already planning Tila 3!-Single D
ne or something the way everyone was puking. And not in puke buckets, but on the carpet. Didn't their mothers teach them anything? I pronounce the whole lot weak as water, they better not try out for survivor, they couldn't eat worms or bat stew. Weak! The girls win again, 68 shots to 64. The girls then have to compete for a date with Tila by eating a pigs va -jay jay. Now that's gross. Some where out there, there are some poor piggies without their va-jay jays, is that nice? Lisa's determination and the ability to sallow pig wins her the date but not before she had to chose one guy to accompany them. She choses mild manner Dominic. During their threesome date, Dominic makes the mistake of telling Tila that he thinks all this bi stuff is just a phases, whoopsie, wrong comment. Tila takes offense to that which is unfortunate for Dominic since it seems like he's not your regular animal house resident. The elimination round is a chopping of 4 off the show, V, Lauren, Ryan (the frog kisser) and Dominic. Thank goodness the faster we can get rid of the participants the faster the show will be over, but then again I'm sure MTV is already planning Tila 3!-Single D
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