Tuesday, July 22, 2008

Big Brother-Muscle Head HOH

I think Brokeback was going to tear up after the departure of this season's first eviction of Brian and it looks like Brokeback, Catholic boy and Renny will have to dodge muscle head for candidates for eviction. It looks like Brokeback on purpose didn't go up to see muscle head's HOH room, which Jesse says was disrespectful. What was there to look at anyway, a zillion pictures of Jesse in muscle head poses. Ok maybe Jesse is a muscle head, but he did put on a good french accent during the food challenge of "Stop your Whining". Libra was complaining that it wasn't fair that the two old people were on her team. Hello, you'll be old one day! This was right up Renny's alley of catching wine in a glass, I was surprised that she just didn't open her mouth to catch the wine! I think I am forgetting most of what happened this episode because the next thing I remember is that Catholic Boy Dan wants to get Jesse alone to do some damage control and ask Jesse if he could use his restroom. Dan waits up there clicking on the monitors, but Jesse is not moving. Sometime later, Jesse and Ollie come up to the room and Dan makes a quick bee line for the toilet, flush! When he comes out a few minutes later, Jesse had that look of why are you in my room? Duh, I'm confused! Hello, you did say he could use your toilet! I think all those steroids have clouded his brain, either that or he has selective memory (or in this case no memory!). Jesse wants to put up his irritant, Renny, but is talked out of it by the group and so it's brokeback and catholic boy on the block. Brokeback was hurt, all I can say is what my BFF Terri, in Jersey would say-"grow a set!". At least Renny had the alcohol soaked brains to keep her mouth shut this round! -Single D
HOH has created a monster and it's name is Jesse! He invites everyone to see his "Jesse" room, all Jesse all the time. I'm sure he strikes posses in the mirror when no one is looking. The anti-Brian group moves in on Jesse first thing to have him put up Stephen and Angie but Jesse really can't stand Renny and won't give her up.
Stephen was educating Dan about the gay life while Keesha added her remarks on the gay life. I guess Keesha knows more about being a gay man than Stephen does.
In the food challenge, teams had to plug holes in a giant wine cask to prevent the other team from getting their wine. Renny was the self proclaimed wine catcher, I'm thinking wine drinker, but it's all good. Renny wasn't half bad actually. She figured out to catch pouring wine in a glass to put you hand over it and more will stay in the glass. Leave it to a wine drinker to figure out how to keep more in the glass! April's job was to throw the corks to the people in the cask. Now, this cask is huge and April couldn't get a single cork in it. She overthrew, under threw, they need to throw her. The same people from last week will still be swilling slop this week.
After the restroom debacle, Dan finally gets muscle head, ur Jesse alone and pleads his case not to be put up for eviction. Poor Dan is sweating bullets thinking Jesse had him pegged for eviction from the get go but after his little speech Jesse seems OK with Dan and everyone is happy.
Dan's happiness comes to an end when Jesse nominates him and Stephen. Talk about petty, the only reason Jesse put up Stephen is because he felt disrespected for him not coming up to see his HOH room. God help anyone who is not in love with Jesse. Double D

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