Tuesday, June 1, 2010

The Bachelorette Ali

Why why why! she eliminated my guy Chris H. real estate developer from Canada. Did he even get any time with her? What's up with that, a hottie and gainfully employed, what more could a girl ask for? Look at that picture, is he not yummy?
It was a lol time with that whole photo shoot thing and the guys sporting speedos. I had to crack up, the weatherman apparently suffers not only from short man syndrome but also from tiny weiner shame. Stick a sock in it! He was too camera shy to come out in his speedo saying that the black bottoms he was sporting looked like they were the bottoms to Ali's black bikini top. But did you notice towards the end tho he was posing like the black speedo was a second skin? Ok he was a good sport, but he's still kinda creepy. I thought his references to Craig as being a category 6 bleep bleep was funny. And what was up with "dangerous Craig"? What was that good editing or what? It totally made him look like a raving maniacal lunatic. Those eyes! If I were him, I'd be suing ABC, unless of course he really is like that and then it was a good thing that she eliminate him. Obviously Craig was only on the show for himself because he's so totally into himself, case in point when Ali called him out on him not showing any interest and his reply, well, maybe if he spent some time with her, he could get interested. Yeah right, like the one of the guys said, he's only on the show to get more hair products. Ha!
Jesse is a hulk, but can you say immature. Sure he's easy on the eyes, but let's face it, he's not marriage material. Next to him, Ali seems like Mrs. Robinson. Thought goofy Frank held is own on his date with Ali and was surprisingly a good fit. Looks like next week's raving maniacal lunatic is broken foot Justin. Had to give the guy props for hopping everywhere just to keep up. Seems honestly determined, but who knows, definitely not a fit for Ali.-Single D

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