Sunday, August 24, 2008

Gone Country Season 2

Cast of Characters: Germaine Jackson-awesome and still in good singing form, but will someone powder puff his shine? Mikhaila Gordon-whose she? and is that a stud in her cheek or a stick on diamond? Sean Young-Menopausal raving woman that needs to find her hormones, didn't she flunk out of films? Irene Cara-claim to fame-FAME! Sebastian Bach-token rocker dude. Lorenzo Llamas-he sings? Chris Kirkpatrick-boy band singer from, humm from some disbanded boy band-oh yeah, In Sync. Ok, I so totally recognized JR in that Andrew Jackson hillbilly fat suit, didn't you? Irene, lose the sunglasses. I guess her no show was she couldn't find her sunglasses. Hey Sean, you are out of your element-how much are they paying you to be the fool? Will she be this year's Maureen McCormick? Nah, I think not, she lacks the sweetness. Mikhaila wants to revive her singing career, she had a career? Bach, should stick to rock, say it with me...Bach should stick to rock. Lorenzo must need some cash to keep his daughter Shayne Llamas in Manolo Blaniks. Germaine Jackson, one word, why? and Chris Kirkpatrick-didn't recognize him, neither could Bach-he's like whose that dude? Guess everyone else from In Sync is living off their recognition, except for Chris, he must have been their sound guy? Looks like another funny season....we'll see-Single D

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