Friday, August 29, 2008

Project Runway-Fashion Driven

I come down after missing 5 minutes of this episode to find the designers tearing apart cars for materials. Ripping seat belts and smashing headlights. Gee what a waste of good cars. I felt the pain, since I do have a Saturn Vue which by the way I love, except that the air conditioner is not all that great for Las Vegas. Dominatrix Stella's like, "I don't want to do leathea this time, I want to do something beautiful!" Hey Stella, wrong challenge for beautiful! Can one find beauty in a air filter skirt? Kenley can. She made a very inventive outfit out of air filters in which she hand painted the pleats to look like zebra stripes. It would have work had it not looked so stiff to walk in. The model looked pained and if a big gust of wind rushed in she would have been rolling down main street. Terri had a little bit of a hysterical laughing fit at the expense of Korto's Jeepers Creepers kimono jacket of seat belts, which sends Terri into peals of laughter on the floor, to which Jerrell remarks that Terri has two faces and 4 patterns, meow! Ok designers we're getting giddy! For the runway, Korto is dressed up in her best African princess cocktail dress and her seat belt jacket did turn out incredible, which guest judge Rachel Zoe coos that she would wear that. Who the H is Rachel? Keith tells his poor model not to sit because that would rip the seams. His outfit is so poorly designed that if she sneezed it would rip. Keith is determined not to do a fringy, sticky note fabric outfit again which sends him into a fringe withdrawal and he does something he's never done before, he created a normal, plain, off to the office outfit. I really thought that the judges were going to eliminate Stella for her mismatched outfit. It was like Stella made a top and then got tired so she decided to wrap the seat belts around her model in a ring around the rosy move. That was ghastly and the judges said that the two pieces didn't go together, but instead they decided that they had had enough of Utah boy complaining that his creativity was stifled and aufted poor Keith. Well Keith, it's back to Utah for you-now go cut up some more fabric! LeAnna was judges favorite with her frayed seat belt trim and her I have room for my cellulite skirt. -Single D
This week, Hiedi gives the designers an address and tells them to go to the rooftop where Tim Gunn is waiting with the color designer for Saturn along with Saturn vehicles. The challenge is to make an outfit out of materials used to make cars.
Kieth is coping an attitude thinking he is all that. He sends his model off to hair and makeup with instructions not to sit down. Who gets their hair done while standing up? His model tears the skirt anyway which pisses off Kieth. Just put some fringe over it! Stella didn't do her normal leather thing, which I found kind of odd since the interior of a car could be mostly leather. She did say that it won't happen again. Just as well, her outfit was mismatched. Her model looked like one of those tops that you pull the string to make spin.
Most of the outfits were nice, I especially liked Kenley's air filter dress and Korto's coat dress. Kieth showed us all that he can't take criticism and that he is still stewing over the messy chicken dress comment. Oh, grow up! He can't pull off the simple dress look and blames the judges for making him make that decision not to do his normal stuff. The judges are tired of his attitude and is auf'ed. So it's back to Utah and obscurity with Kieth and LeeAnn wins with her car seat hip dress. I wonder if it has that new car smell. Double D

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