Project Runway - Olympic Fever

The designers get a field trip to New York's track & field arena where they meet cutie pie speed skater Apolo Ohno who gives them their challenge, design an outfit for the Americans to wear during the opening ceremonies. They just get to design something but it won't be for actual wear in the Bejing Olympics. Too bad, that would have been quite the prize for the winner.

Stella immediately says she wants to do something with leather and fur. Are we really surprised at this point? I guess adding the fur will mix it up a little. Blayne is busy having tanning withdrawls and Daniel decides to make a cocktail dress. A cocktail dress for the Olympics? If happy hour becomes a sport then we can talk cocktail dresses.

In the work room, Kenley & Daniel's laughing is getting on everyones nerves. Come on people, what's wrong with laughter? It makes the world a better place! Joe's skort came out really cute despite that word. Tim tells Blayne that his outfit is looking too Sargent Pepper and Blayne asks what's that? OMG! I never thought there would be people who wouldn't know the Beatles! And what was Jarell thinking using horizontal stripes? It might work in your world honey but I don't know any female in her right mind that would wear horizontal stripes, especially on her lower half. Anyway, it turned into something that Little Bo Peep would wear. Suede made a cheerleader skirt. He doesn't think it's a cheerleader skirt but look at anyones high school yearbook and you'll see it. Jennifer made another frumpy outfit complete with cardigan sweater. Where is the red, white and blue? Do these people not get the Olympics? Terri's pant suit with the blazer and red, white & blue top, except for the ruffle would have fit right in with the parade of nations.

Michael Kor's tells Daniel if drinking is your sport his dress is great (what did I tell you?). Korto wins with a very chic and simple pant suit combining a light weight leather (take note Stella) with linen. Jennifer and her frumpy skirt that we may see for sale at the Goodwill get aufed. Double D

Big Brother - Scream

My husband was reading a message made up of people who watch the 24/7 live feed and it seems that April and Ollie have been going at it like bunnies! Looks like that road got built after all. OK, that's out of the way. Dan gets his assignment, hug Jesse for at least 10 seconds. Of all people! Dan fakes missing his girlfriend complete with crocodile tears and Jesse falls for it hook, line and sinker. They hug and the clock starts ticking. I was cracking up! Even Dan looks at the camera while they are hugging and smiles. Don't you feel cheap Dan?

OMG the drama! Libra is sensing April doesn't trust her. Libra & Keesha start talking which wakes up Jesse who is on his 3rd or 4th nap of the day. He listens to all and runs straight to April and spills. April confronts Libra & Keesha, Keesha storms out, fumes then storms back in. April finally admits it was Jesse that started it then Jerry comes in to tell about Memphis making fun of the girls arguing. He tells Libra to shut up and listen (oh no he didn't) and Renny goes off on him. Renny tell Memphis about Jerry and in he goes. Everybody is going off on everybody, except Dan, he's in the living room reading. Libra & Jesse go at it for a while but all you can hear is each of them saying it's over. If it's over, shut up already! On top of everything, it's Keesha's birthday so everyone goes out to sing a half hearted Happy Birthday. They sing then it's like, cue the crickets, you could hear a pin drop. Then the yelling started again.

POV competition is a slap stick game. Who's idea was it to give hockey sticks to a bunch of people that are screaming at each other? The trick is to get your ball in the POV slot. Now, there are 8 slots on each side, not a hard thing to hit one. As the house guests are eliminated, they get prizes. The prize can be taken away by the next one eliminated. When Jesse gets eliminated he says he didn't know what he was doing up there. Let's see, hit the ball into a slot. What's not to get? He also says he is standing up for the little people. Where did that come from? What little people? Libra's prize was Sheila's leotard from last season so she gives it to Michelle in turn for Michelle's Hawaiian vacation. Michelle totally loses it. Jerry wins POV and doesn't use it.

Keesha gets Dan to say he will vote with them to oust Jesse then he tells Jerry he will vote with them to oust Memphis. Poor Dan. He appeals to America to hook him up because if he votes for Jesse he will be in trouble and if he votes for Memphis he will be in bigger trouble.

April is crediting herself for "saving" Keesha and Libra so they better vote with her. Or what April? You will talk bad about them? Ooooh watch out!

At the vote, we finally see a house divided. America chooses to evict Jesse and out he goes. While he is talking to Julie he looks like he is ready to cry and he still doesn't see his own arrogance.

The HOH competition is questions based on the previous night when America was calling at all hours which kept everyone awake. It comes down to Michelle and Libra with Michelle winning HOH. She says this is for you Jesse. Look out house guests! I expect her to put up Libra, for nothing else that she took her Hawaiian vacation, and Dan for voting out Jesse. We'll see. Double D

I Survived A Japanese Game Show - Finale

It's down to the final four. At least three of them deserve to be there. I still don't think Meaghan should have made it this far but good for her that she did. When they arrive at the studio, they find out that they are playing for themselves since every game will be an elimination.

The first game is called Making New Friends in Japan. The contestants have five tasks to complete. 1-get someone to draw a magic marker mustache on them, 2-get someone to kiss them while another takes their picture, 3-get someone to dress in a Statue of Liberty costume, 4-get a business card and 5-get 3 people to do the "wave". Nothing hard about that!

Donnell starts out by running down the street, arms outstretched yelling "does anybody speak English". He looked so desperate that even the English speaking people were saying no. They all get the mustaches then Justin finds a guy to give him a kiss. I'm sure he would have kissed him on the mouth if it meant $250,000! He gets the kiss but can't get the Liberty costume on his volunteer. Meanwhile, Donnell gets on his knees and begs people to do the wave with him and Meaghan gets business cards from two guys who really think she wants their numbers. I wonder if they're still waiting for her to call. Meaghan gets back to the studio first with Donnell right behind. Justin rounds out third leaving Bilenda to get carried off by the sayonara boys. For a reward, the final 3 get to see their loved ones. Donnell's wife and Justin's girlfriend are a bit on the large side, OK they're fat. It just surprises me because they don't look like what I pictured those two would go for. Meaghan gets to visit with her best friend. As everyone visits with their loved ones, Tony comes in with news. A night on the town maybe or perhaps a day at the spa? No, visit is over and it's time to play the next game. I think they only got about a half hour of visiting. Before they start the next game, Rome asks them what they would do with the money. Donnell says he will pay off his student loans and mortgage, Meaghan says she will help her mother (always a crowd favorite) and Justin says he will take a vacation and buy jewelry for his girlfriend. I was hoping Justin would win up until then. Not that I wouldn't take a vacation with some of the money, but tell me something I want to hear like I'll help orphans or I'll open an animal sanctuary. I don't want to hear that you are going to squander the money on jewelry for your girlfriend who already is sporting a pretty good bling collection! So now I'm cheering for Donnell because I just don't think Meaghan will do it.

The next game is called Squishy Squishy. The players wear sponge suits, soak up water, run through a maze while the opponents try to hit them with spiked balls (not real spikes) then squeeze all the water out of the suits on the other side of the maze. Sounds easier than the last game. As they don their sponge suits, which look like giant sumo wrestlers, Justin says he could pee in his and no one would know. Wouldn't that be cheating? Donnell goes first and gets through the maze twice with a good amount of water. Justin makes it through three times making Donnell nervous. Rome is really cheering for Meaghan telling her to "squeeze until you die"! They reveal the water amounts and Donnell wins the round. Rome falls to his knees in anguish when Meaghan comes in last. Sorry Rome, I don't think you are her type. Sayonara Meaghan. Donnell's wife and Justin's girlfriend join them backstage while they are still in their sponge suits. At least for a few minutes, they are all the same size!

The next day, Donnell has a teary eyed goodbye with mamason who tells him and Justin to do good and come back. They get a limo and champagne on the way to the studio. The limo makes a stop in the middle of Tokyo and Donnell & Justin are greeted by a mob of adoring fans, red carpet and a presentation from the Vice Minister of Foreign Affairs. I guess Majide is no small thing in Japan! Rome also gives them plane tickets to return to Tokyo. After the emotional presentations, it's off to the studio and the final showdown.

With loved ones and mamason in the audience and Rome in a tux, Donnell & Justin exchange man hugs and I love you's then all bets are off. The final game is a combination of all of the games they have played. Starting with a spinning chair (of course) they then ride a trike across a narrow wall, bust the eggs, crawl through a flour pit, climb a sticky wall, eat mocchi balls and swing on a rope to find the fake door. Once through the door, press the buzzer to win. It was pretty darn exciting. Justin takes an early lead but loses it at the sticky wall when he slides off and Donnell catches up. Donnell gets nearly to the top and loses his grip allowing Justin to pass him up. Donnell catches up at the mocchi ball eating but Justin has a bigger appetite and gets his balls down faster. Justin's luck is on and he finds the fake door on the first try and dives for his buzzer leaving him the only American Survivor of a Japanese Game Show! The guys in the booth say, in Japanese, that drinks are on Justin and even judge Bob cracks a smile. Donnell was visibly disappointed but happy for Justin as they, again, exchange man hugs. I felt bad for Donnell but Justin was the better player over all. At least Donnell gets to come back for a well earned vacation and Justin can go add to his girlfriend's jewelry collection. Sayonara! Majide! I'm really going to miss saying that! Double D

Big Brother Endurance Test

Big Brother must not had any good dish this episode since the HOH competition lasted 59 out of the 60 minutes air time. About half way into it, I was like, enough already! How much longer must I see Jesse's veins pop out of his arms? I really wanted Renny to win and show the house she's a force to be reckoned with, then again, we know her mouth is! Did ya noticed she didn't even break a sweat! The HOH competition lasted so long, I was able to clean my house, do the laundry and clip my dog's toenails before a winner was declared, did I mention dye and highlight my hair too? April makes a promise to Michelle that she won't put up Michelle and when Michelle counters with Jesse too? I think at this time both girls were so delirious with fatigue that they would have promised anything and not remember. In April's HOH room, we see that April is a twin, gawd, there's two of them?! Have you noticed how Keesha has morphed into a Renny right before our eyes? The speculation this time was who in addition to Memphis was April going to put up. Luckily our Catholic Boy got the easy task of trying to get Jesse nominated. I didn't think it so odd that Dan would go to April and lobby for Jesse to get eliminated. But I guess Dan has laid so low and quiet and for him to make a choice was like a herd of stampeding buffalo, was that why April was so perplexed? Looked like April had no conflicting dilemmas this time and nominated Memphis and much to Michelle's ire, her muscle head boyfriend, Jesse. -Single D

Did the editors take an episode off? How long can we watch people standing on a ledge. I was in disbelief when Jesse was actually crying before he dropped out. I guess those big muscles are only for show. I too was hoping Renny would hang in there but it wasn't to be and it came down to Michelle, who also was crying, and April. I was cracking up as Dan gave his motivational speeches. After some deal making, Michelle drops out leaving April HOH. I thought geeze they must have been up there all night or something with all the crying they were doing. Wrong! They were up there for 2 hours and some odd minutes. Weak as water!

April notices Keesha and Memphis talking in the sauna room and says she will put up Keesha if she thinks she's "in" with Memphis. All this in front of Renny who goes straight to Keesha with the news. Dan gets his first assignment, get Jesse on the block. He didn't fight too hard but it didn't take much and April puts up Memphis and Jesse. Double D

Jennifer the Next Design Star

It was no surprise that Jennifer was crowned the newest design star of HGTV, but what was really a surprise was the rumored non-appearance of Mikey V., whose chatter on the Internet said he was dis-invited to attend because of some role in a porn movie. Well, ok, maybe he has a past, maybe he did some not so nice things, but come on guys, you're the ones that let him on the show, at least you could have let him end the show. Jeez, what's up with these producers? The finale was pretty much a snore fest combining the crowning with a reunion show. One has to chuckle at Mike S. so in love with his sassy self, "I'm so amazing in my white wife beaters! Are you kidding me"? He's definitely a mama's boy. Now we know why Stephanie was the viewer choice designer, it was her "friends" that got her in as Scotty said! Tracee is still obnoxious as ever, as she and Mike S. proclaim their BFF forever, yeah right. In the end, it was my single vote that got Jennifer crowned. Hey what was up with her laugh? I bet her Chinese zodiac sign is the horse! Matt was the gracious loser or in this case runner up. What a nice guy! Hey isn't Cynthia Rawley too old for hot pants?-Single D --No Mikey V's porn but you can view Mikey V.'s my space page- http://profile.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=user.viewprofile&friendid=57922350

Ghost Hunters International - Wales

Denbighshire, Wales. The subject of this week's investigation is Bodelwyddan Castle. Originally built as a private residence in the 15th century, the castle was also a girl's school and used as a training center during world war 1. Reports include people seeing a blue lady, a gray lady, two children and a man who apparently doesn't like woman so he pulls their hair and clothes.

The toy room turns into a hot spot for the night. Barry & Brandy go to the toy room and have a sensation that the floor dropped a few feet below them. Later, Dustin feels 3 knocks in the floor right under his feet. Robb asks the spirits if they would knock again and they oblige. Robb then asks if the spirits want them to leave and he gets silence. When asked if they want them to stay, they hear 3 more knocks. It seems the spirits just want some company. During the knocking session, Andy, who is on the floor directly below, sees the door leading to the toy room close on its own.

Andy gets into the crawl space under the sculpture gallery and hears footsteps coming from the gallery. Brandy calls for the teams to give their locations and no one is in the gallery.

In the sculpture gallery, Andy has Brandy sit in the middle of the room to conduct an EVP session while he aims the thermal camera at her. Twice the thermal goes black around Brandy. He could still see her heat signature but everything else is black for about a second. They theorize that this could be a spirit trying to manifest thereby creating a cold spot around her.

The teams gets two EVP's, one in the toy room when Robb comments that it's a good night for an investigation we hear "yeah" and one in the gallery that was a clear "yes" complete with British accent. There was also a strange object captured on the wide spectrum camera. To me, it looked like a tiny UFO and Robb only said it appeared to be emanating light and traveling at a high rate of speed. One of the security cameras shows a pottery figure getting knocked over but the room was locked and no one was there.

After reviewing all of the evidence and personal experiences, Robb declares the castle haunted. Double D

Big Brother-Shake Rattle and Roll

Did I tell you that Keesha reminds me of Loni Anderson? Keesha's in charge of the house and everyone will vote the way she says. So there! Jessie is campaigning hard to get himself off the block that he tells Keesha that he can't sleep and is losing weight, ya like 6 pounds! Oh please, if Keesha falls for that then she's really a dumb Hooter Blond. Did we ever think otherwise? humm... ? I thought the veto flower pot challenge was very funny, kind of a combination of Fear Factor meets Chinese water torture. How can a steady drip of water would want to make you scream? Oh yeah, I forgot about the worms and the compost. Ok, so it's stinky, wet and wormy. Now that might make me scream. Maybe that dripping water will make those eyebrows of Angie's grow. What's up with them? They've been plucked to death. I guess when you are laying in all that stuff one can easily lose track of time as everyone except for Keesha went over the hour limit and Keesha wins POV. Which is probably a good thing since everyone is getting a player hater for Libra. Now, I'm not exactly sure what a player hater is, I just heard it on the Gayle King XM radio show. I guess it describes someone who hates the player in the game, or maybe just hates the game but not the player. Wh0 knows it just sounds good. There has been so much hating and chasing, that I have forgotten what if anything Libra did. Jerry is also shooting off his mouth calling Memphis a "womanizer". Wooooo! Memphis gets all up in Jerry's face for that. Jeez, ya think that Jerry had called his mama a you know what. Memphis tells us that he tries to respect women so he don't like it when someone calls him that. I have another word for Memphis and it's not womanizer. The sign to the entrance of the Big Brother house should read, cry babies exit here. Keesha leaves the nomination the same and she tells Jessie that he is not going home. Jessie is so confident that he is not going to be eliminated since Keesha has given him her word that he's acting like a body builder on steroids, ranting and raving. Angie is trying to play sneaky by planting ideas that stir up the house into a swirling hate on between Jerry against Michelle and Memphis and Jessie. Just for that I'm getting a player hater on Angie, she needs to take those skinny eyebrows and leave the house, which she does, but not before experiencing your typical California earthquake. I know what those are like, living thought the 1989 San Francisco earthquake. Ever try brewing coffee over a lighted candle. Yes, I know, we were so shallow, all we could think of was where could we get some coffee!

My BFF Terri in Jersey says that her husband says that Angie shouldn't get eliminated until Keesha and Angie lock lips. Typical guy thing! I'm sure guys are rooting for the hooters girl.

Meanwhile, Catholic Dan is chosen as America's player and succumbs to the temptation of the $20,000 offer. I'm scared for poor Catholic boy, will he be able to lie, backstab and sell out? He's going to need to say alot of Hail Marys for redemption. We leave the houseguest battling it out for HOH on a ledge of a fake building while it shakes, rattles, and rolls in pseudo earthquake, Big Brother style. -Single D

What's up with Jesse and all the disrespecting? It wouldn't be so bad if he knew what it meant and did a little respecting of his own. It seems if you look at Jesse the wrong way you have disrespected him. I'm so over that guy. The veto challenge was hilarious. Chinese water torture with worms. Ollie didn't know what compost was and thought worms were evil. Watch it with the worms Ollie, they may be a low life form but try growing a garden without them! Jesse calls out Libra about her being all for Steven getting put up which catches Keesha's attention just as Jesse wanted. Keesha wins POV and the race is on! Angie pleads her case to Keesha. Give that girl an Oscar, what a performance! Then it's Jesse's turn, maybe he should get a Razzy. Mr. boo hoo, I can't sleep, I can't eat, I've lost 6 pounds this week, I'm in jail, wha-wha-wha. Cry me a river! Keesha had a good performance of her own going with a "I hear ya but I'll have to think about it" look on her face.

Later, Jesse bursts into her room, flips out telling Keesha she can go back on her word to Libra. OK Jesse, didn't you just disrespect Keesha for keeping her word? There's that word again. And what is with that boy and taking his shirt off? He wins HOH and rips his shirt off, he gets mad and pulls his shirt off, the earthquake hits and he pulls his shirt off. Does he think he's going to morph into the Hulk? Didn't Bill Bixby used to take his shirt off before he turned into the Hulk?

What is in the water? Everyone seems to be flipping out! First it's Jesse going off on Keesha then Memphis goes off on Jerry for calling him a womanizer. Paleeze! Dude you could be called a lot worse! Then Michelle goes off on, well I forgot who she went off on but she did! Then Keesha goes off on everyone! Then the earth went off on all of them! Meanwhile Angie is stirring the proverbial pot and sitting back with her Cheshire Cat grin. It didn't work as she is sent packing, and yes, those eyebrows need some serious work! With all of the drama going on, Renny and Dan have wisely kept their mouths shut and have dropped from the radar. Poor Dan, he won't be off the radar for long as America's player. Keep those Rosary beads handy! Double D

I Survived a Japanese Game Show - For Better or Worse

Right after the last elimination, Donnell rejoins the other competitors and throws a hissy fit. It doesn't last too long and they all do the man hug thing and make up. So it's on to the studio and the next challenge which is another spin you around until you puke game. The twist on this one is that the teams have to wear wedding clothes with the guys wearing the gowns. Andrew takes it like only a man can while wearing a wedding dress, while Donnell, although not happy, thinks he looks beautiful-licious. Suede from Project Runway would appreciate that saying.

The teams get spun around in chairs then have to cross a balance beam thing to a middle section where they meet on spinning disks (those Japanese love to spin). They pass each other and one retrieves a set of 3 keys while the other retrieves a lock in the shape of a heart, how sweet. They then have to meet back in the middle and while standing on the spinning disks, try to unlock the heart. After unlocking the heart, yes there's more, they have to run back to their chairs to stop the timer.

Andrew & Justin go first. After the spinning chairs, Andrew gets smart and crawls to the middle while Justin takes aim and flat out runs. They get their keys and lock, meet in the middle and just can't seem to get the key in the lock. They finally get it unlocked and get a time of 1:09. Donnell & Meaghan are next. You could actually see Donnell's eyes still spinning after his chair stopped, I didn't know if I should laugh or say EEEWWW so I did both. They both took Andrew's cue and crawled to the middle. They make good time and even manage to unlock the heart on the first try. On the way back to their chairs, Meaghan drops the keys over the side and Donnell didn't see her drop them, he has to have them to stop the timer. Finally Meaghan tells him she dropped the keys, Donnell falls over the side into the powder, finds the keys and makes a mad dash back to his chair. I swear the way that girl sabotages the games, she would make a good "Mole". Even with screwing up, Donnell and Meaghan finally win a game.

Donnell & Meaghan's reward is to stay the night at a luxury hotel with a personal staff and chef while the loser yellow penguins have to stay the night in a capsule hotel. What no clam shucking or rice planting? Seems like they got it pretty easy, not as easy as a luxury hotel but hey!

When it comes time to go the Grand Hyatt hotel, Donnell comes out wearing a tank top, shorts, ball cap and some bling. Meaghan is dressed in a baby doll tube top, micro mini denim skirt and "f" me high heels. She looked more like a street walker than a hotel patron. Couldn't they have dressed a little better? At the hotel, the chef comes out to take their order and Meaghan orders pizza. PIZZA??!! What's wrong with this girl? Bring on the champagne, lobster and caviar! This is a personal chef to cook your heart's desire and she orders pizza! That's like putting ketchup on prime rib! Even Eliza Doolittle eventually walked the walk! Thank goodness Donnell had the good sense to at least get a steak. He also tried frois gras, even though he didn't know what animal it was. After dinner they are escorted to the $12,000 a night presidential suite. Donnell was so happy because there was "a swimming pool in my bedroom!" Those two sows ears fell into one heck of a silk purse!

The yellow penguins arrive at the capsule hotel and are served a cold meal in a box and warm beer. After a disappointing dinner, they are shown to their "rooms" which are cramped narrow spaces that really did look like capsules. What, no ensuite capsules? At least they had shades they could pull down.

At the elimination game, Andrew takes control and says in no uncertain terms that it will be him and Bilenda to compete since Justin has done so well in all of the games. Bilenda wasn't liking that at all but didn't stand up for herself and went with it. The game turns up to be right up her alley. All they have to do is change clothes. That's it, nothing hard. OK so they throw in another competitor, the fastest clothes changer in Tokyo. Turns out the "champ" is a twin with his brother behind the dressing room. Bilenda kicks Andrew's butt in the first two rounds but can't beat the "champ". After the second round, Rome let's them in on the gag and they play the third round without the "champ". Andrew charges into the lead but messed up his buttons and has to go back to the dressing room which lets Bilenda catch up and win the game. Andrew gets carried off into the sunset by the Japanese Junior G Men. Sayonara Andrew! MAJIDE! Double D

Project Runway-Night on the Town

Suede loves Tia (his model), Donna's tired of Suede, Suede's still talking in third person. Heidi says that the designers deserve a night on the town. Don't get excited girls that means work! Tim walks in with ponchos and rain boots (cause it's raining outside) for a ride on a double decker bus where they are told they will be taking pictures of NY at night for inspiration for their next challenge, to design something inspired by NY for a night on the town. Dominatrix Stella, whose a native New Yorker, (is she from the Bronx?) gives the ride a leather thumbs up, she doesn't do tourist. All Blayne wants to do is get dolled up and get a tan. Keith is running around NY like a kid in a candy store, Keith says it so hard being gay in Salt Lake City, ya think? Back at the studio Kenley tells us that her design style is the modern day calendar girl, no wonder she looks like Betty Crocker and Leanne is afraid that she will be too creative. What?! Girl you were in the bottom two for the last two challenges, what does that say? Meanwhile, Dom Stella is in lea-tha heaven hammering grommets into her fabric which has all the other designers wanting to hammer her over the head. Hey doesn't Stella look like she could be Cher's cousin or something? Sorry Cher! That accent is driving me crazy! When Tim gets ready to leave, Blayne's like "Holla at cha boy!" which Tim doesn't understand. Ok, I'm old school, to me that's bronx for lady control your kid!

On the runway, Keith's outfit looked like something made of post it notes. Or as Michael Kors said toilet paper caught in a windstorm, ouch! Shy Jennifer designed sleepwear with piano key sleeves. Kenley's dress reminded me of an Easter basket, which I thought was the worst but ended up winning the challenge. Stella, her idea of dressing up for a night on the town is dressing down in lea-tha. Emily and Blayne were making a fashion line for the Carmen Miranda festival with all that cha cha on their dresses, but it was Emily's whose cha cha was draped unflattering across the bosom that was aufed by a very leopardy looking Heidi Klum. -Single D

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A bus tour at night in the rain. I don't think that's what the group thought when they were told they were going out for a night on the town. I think Blayne was the most disappointed since he was looking forward to getting "all dolled up". They are to take photos for inspiration to make an outfit for an evening out. Everyone starts taking pictures except for Stella who can't figure out how to use her camera. Does it matter? All she is going to do is make some rocked out leather thing. I don't even remember what her inspirational picture was come to think of it. After their "night out" the group gets ready for bed and Jarrel comes out of the bathroom (he's already out of the closet) looking like a mime gone bad with his face mask.

Everyone gets their fabric and gets to work. Keith's dress looks like exactly what it is, little pieces of fabric sewed together. I made something like that for one of my Barbie dolls way back when, but mine was made from Kleenex. Same thing. OK, Suede needs to stop talking about himself in third person. Double D doesn't like it!

When it came time to fit the models, Daniel was having a bit of a problem and he has to tell his model to lift up her boob. I hope he doesn't try to prop it up somehow! Joe's dress was really stylin' but Leanne's dress was by far my fave, too cute! I think she should have been the winner but Kenley wins with her bold print fabric and tulle insert. I didn't like it but who am I? I really thought Jennifer's matronly black dress would earn her a big Auff but it was Emily's little black dress with exploded corsage that gets auf'ed. Double D

Shout Out To Greatest American Dog

Ok, I have been watching the Greatest American Dog, but not blogging on it. Who knew dogs would be more interesting than people? I would like to give a shout out to one of the people dog pairs, Ron and his skateboarding bulldog, Tillman from Oxnard, California. Hey, I went to high school in Oxnard, never ran into Tillman skateboarding. Ron and bulldog Tillman were eliminated on a challenge that involved a photo shoot. Each dog had to depict a certain word and Ron got the word lazy. Shoulda been cake for Tillman. Maybe it was too easy, their picture fell short and the two were sent packing. As Ron and Tillman took their final walk, Tillman's parting shot to the judges was a loud obnoxious fart! Take that! What a good doggie, skate on! -Single D