Tuesday, March 18, 2008

The Bachelor-London Calling

Oh yeah baby! A London bachelor to come calling on America's women. Aren't there women in London? Hey Stephanie Mills-McCartney is single again! I hope the producers put some sensible girls in the mix so that at least we can save our reputation that we're all not bimbos here. Seems like American women are viewed as big fake boobs, not educated, gold diggers, drunks, immature sleazy women with loose morals and no values. Well, enough about me, just kidding!
It's a perfect evening to meet the man of your dreams. It's rainy and cold as the limos pull up. When the girls step out of the limos, I almost expect to hear an announcer say, Miss Oklahoma, Miss Georgia, Miss California. Most of them pause, some twirl, but almost all make an embarrassing entrance. They always look funny to me and then somehow, I guess through the magic of TV, they become better looking as the episodes evolve. Oh by the way, how many times can Chris Hansen say 25 American women, 25 American women. Ok we know how many and we know they're American!
As the party begins, most of the girls start eyeing the first impression rose. To make an impression some of them brought their musical instruments, Michelle and her clarinet, Ashlee brought her guitar and sang a song (keep your day job honey), someone bit through a beer can, another a rock, paper, scissor champ (she lost on the first round!) and an arm wrestling champ (Matt pretended to lose). I didn't know this was a talent show! More like amateur hour.
The skank of the evening passed out thankfully and was passed over in the rose ceremony. He gave the first impression rose to Amanda, good choice. One girl that was passed over, unfortunately, was the Bush aide as she started talking politics. Nothing like sucking the fun out of the evening than to bring up politics. She should have tried to shine with just her personality and not rest on her previous laurels.
Anyway, should be an interesting series and Tom Bergeron (spoiler here!!) gave the secret away that he, Matt not Tom, found love and romance at the end of the game-Single D

1 comment:

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The show is cool and classy. The limos are gorgeous. They add gist and flavor to all shots.