Amazing Race-Season 17-Next Stop Ghana

Every Sunday I almost forget that Amazing Race is on, like last night, almost missed it, I was upstairs flossing. Hey a girls gotta floss. And who are those bubbly girls (Claire and Brooke) from the shopping channel? Can you say, too perky! After Claire takes a boomerang melon straight in the face (instant replay!), she wallows in a few minutes of self pity but then finally tosses those renegade melons to knock the knight to the ground and declares triumphantly, I made it my bi-ch! (wonder if she can say that on the shopping network). I was sorry to see Ron and Tony leave the show last week going from first place to very last. What happened? I guess they both have no navigational skills, at least they could have asked for directions, they were in London for heavens sake, everyone speaks English! Not very smart for someone who has a doctorate, guess book smarts doesn't translate into street smarts.

My vote for the dumbest team, Nicky and Vicki, she didn't know what Stonehenge was, are you kidding me?? The dullest team, I can barely understand you Asian pop Michael and son Kevin, the most annoying in a neck and neck race between Claire and Brooke is team Glee, yes let's sing our way through Europe, the weakest and slowest teams, mom and daughter and father and daughter. Those two teams are sure to go in the first few episodes, and with that, in last night's episode, mom and daughter are eliminated. Nat and Kat (are they a couple?) looked strong but Kat was disappointing in that sunglasses challenge in Ghana. My vote for the strongest team, Jill and Thomas.

Ghana looked interesting, but hot, dusty and extremely dirty. Put on the bottom of bucket list.-Single D

Survivor Nicaragua-The Stupidest Move So Far!

Who said getting older you get wiser? Apparently not this group of oldies on Survivor. Yeah, let's get rid of the guy who knows how to strategize, who knows how to read people, who knows how to play the game. Never mind that he said he doesn't want the money, (listen up people, he doesn't need it!), never mind that he seems genuinely a nice guy, never mind that in life he's a winner. No let's vote him off because someone feels threaten by him (Marty). Well, this made me so mad I could spit nails! As far as I'm concerned, the oldies should be in diapers, because they are acting like a bunch of big babies. Of course they are going to go down in flames now that they are leaderless. There isn't a whole brain among them. And you would have thought Jill being the strong and I thought smart woman, would have seen through Marty's veil of jealousy. But no, she acted like a stepford wife, yes dear. Hey oldies, pack your bag, you're going home! And don't mess with NaOnka, she takes no pity even if you don't have a leg, gimme that clue!-Single D

And the new Bachelor is!

Brad Womack! No really?? Come on! He jilted two girls at the bachelor altar and now he wants a second chance? We're tired of him and his dull dull personality. The bachelor had better think of better stunts this time around, no fooling the bachelorettes with that old twin switch! Brad Womack, really?? He's not even that cute. He better come back sexier, cuter, funnier, smarter, richer and all that other stuff to win me over. What's a matter, does he need more air time to get himself more nookie? Is he going through his second adolescent? Is he in a mid-life crisis or something. Come on ABC isn't there someone more deserving? We sure would have loved to see Chris as the new bachelor, but I guess his new found celebrity has brought him new found girls to date. Well go Chris, you deserve it!

But Brad Womack, no seriously??-Single D

Survivor Nicaragua-Shoes, Socks, Shannon

I think I'm going to like this season, even tho it's once again, old versus young. And come on, when Jimmy John said he didn't want to win the million, I believed him. He's done everything, I think he just wants to play this game for the fun of it and if the old tribe votes him out then that would be a huge mistake. I think he knows strategy and people dynamic and would be good at analyzing the game. Let's face it he's won 2 Superbowls, so this must be a walk in paradise for him. He called goat girl out (Wendy, who prophetically said her husband said she would be the first one gone-never, ever let the universe hear you say that!) as the weakest link to which I was thinking come on give the girl a chance, but when she opened her mouth at tribal, I was like yeah, get her gone!

Last night's episode, I forgot it was on and when I came downstairs there was some drama about alligator shoes being filled with sand and submerged in water, NaOnka (I don't even know how to pronounce that) stealing socks and wearing them and with Fabio not even able to call her out, because she out yelled him when he looked at her crooked. Yeah he's looking at you NaWonka, whatever your name is, because he's thinking I recognize those socks, yet he's scratching his head as to why are they on your stinking feet? And if Dan's alligator shoes cost 1600.00 then why is he on the show?

I was glad that the older tribe won, which might be the only time they will since they decided to use their edge which gave them one ball over the young tribe, which fortunately they manage to win barely, thanks to Benry who can't sink a ball, someone is bad a basketball!

When loud mouth Shannon tells everyone to get Brenda out because she might have a showmance with Shannon's ally, Chase (is someone jealous there?), Brenda starts stirring everyone against Shannon. At tribal Shannon, like goat girl Wendy, couldn't keep his mouth shut and insulted every homo in New York by saying that Sash was gay being from NY, sealed his fate and was sent home. Don't people know, you go on these reality shows, you must keep your trap shut or get sent packing. Guess not!

I just hope the older tribe gives the younger tribe a run for the money, well, me being biased and all. I wish I could have been on the older tribe, seems like most of them are already half dead. I'd like to show them that 50's the new 30!-Single D

Let's Make a Deal-the Woods

Immortalized on the web-they used to have the 3:14 minute video of me on LMAD, but I guess CBS takes them off after they have aired-poo! At least I have a real picture of myself and Wayne Brady together!

Big Brother Finale-

I don't know why I just don't have the motivation to write anything interesting about Big Brother and who won. Well, by now you know Hayden won, boo! I wanted Enzo to win, but I knew Hayden was going to bring Lane to the finale. Did you see Lane's face when Hayden kept getting all the votes. Shucks Lane, you don't need the money but Hayden does, now maybe he can get a decent hair cut. After the winner was announced I turned off the set and headed to bed. No drama, no excitement to that ending. Bring back the good old days, when we evil Dick went against his own daughter in the finale. Now that was exciting TV. Well, this season once they voted off all the drama quickly became a snooze fest and turned from watching a train wreck to watching snow on the tv screen.-Single D

Bachelor Pad Finale

Didn't you just love the finale? At first I didn't like the fact that whoever won the dancing with the stars challenge would get to pick who they would take to the finale, I mean after all, Jake (as one of the judges) was a little biased with his scoring for Tenley (remember Jake, you dumped her!). Guess he was trying to make it up to her by scoring their dance a 9 as Kiptyn clod hopped his way around the dance floor. I so thought Natalie and Dave would have done better, but Natalie got all stiff when she was supposed to be all sexy and smoldering during her cha cha and in the end, her and Dave just fizzled out on the dance floor. The worst couple was Elizabeth and Kovacs. Totally uncoordinated just like their relationship which by the way, much to Elizabeth's rejectedness, dejectedness, they are no longer a couple, opposite to what Kovacs said in the limo on the way out, that even if he didn't win the money, he found love, Not! I was hoping that Tenley and Kiptyn did the right thing by taking Natalie and Dave to the finale. What a twist that the castoffs would get to vote for the winner, careful who you make enemies with. Gia is no longer with her boyfriend back home, gee go figure and bad boy Wes swoops right in for the catch. What is up with Gia, her insecurity shows just by her posturing and lip licking. Someone tell her to stop fidgeting.

I was glad that Natalie and Dave won, especially after Natalie did that whole, I chose to keep the money charade, people were like OMG she really is selfish, but then showed the sign, SHARE. Good for them, I hope they are able to make it as a couple because they are perfectly matched. Wonder what the Bachelor Pad will do for the next one?-Single D

Big Brother Final Three

So it was the final three with the ousting of Brittany the lone woman survivor in the house. Go Brit! Have you noticed how Lane always talks in exclamation POINTS. Every sentence he speaks ends with an exclamation point. LIKE YEAH! For the final three part challenge it consisted of the three of them sitting on what looked like a tiny circular piece of wood that looked extremely unfriendly to "boy" parts, hanging on a rope and being slammed, drenched and pounded in order to fall off. I kept thinking if Brittany were still there, she would have so aced that challenge. Enzo once again proves that he is the weakest link known to BB and falls off after a mere 19 minutes to go inside and make himself some pizza and pasta. Hey Enzo, a half million could buy you a whole lot of pizza if he would have only stayed up there longer. After a two hour pounding, Lane takes a spill which sends Enzo and Lane to round two, identifying the morphed photos. I always love this challenge, but I was disappointed that it was a little too easy especially since Lane finished it under 45 seconds, and he's not the brightest knife in the drawer. Enzo should have not worn a penguin suit this season, he should have worn a turtle suit, the guy can't move fast to save his BB life. Hours later, ok, it was only about a minute and 1/2 later Enzo finds all the names, leaving his fate in the hands of either Hayden or Lane! If what either of them (Lane! and Hayden) are telling us in the diary room, that they will take each other, then Enzo might as well pack his bags and puff up his chest that he took third in a game in which his greatest contribution was naming the Brigade and it's members. Thank you Meow Meow.

My guess, Lane and Hayden to the final two, narrowing down who wins, probably Hayden, he's been Mr. Cool this whole time. Sorry Lane! Take your exclamation points back home.-Single D

Big Brother Season 12-Brigade to the End

Who knew the three remaining brigade members would last till the very end, Lane, Hayden and Enzo. Have to give it to them, they played it cool till the very end. I wasn't liking Lane trying to turn on Enzo over Brittany. Come on, really? Why is it when Lane speaks everything is in capital letters and exclamation points. REALLY! I so totally want Enzo to win but it doesn't look good for him with the final showdown between Hayden and Lane. Now why would either of those two take each other? That would be disastrous for each one of them, since both of them played a real good game, where Enzo did NOTHING. He's not good anything and he can't win to save his BB life, so taking him to the finals would be the best thing for whoever wins HOH. I'm hoping Lane wins, because he can be easily swayed, shades of Brittany. And when Brittany found out about the Brigade, she went all moral like. Yes, Brittany, you don't have a pig's chance in heck to win now that you are up against the boys and yes, it's a game for heavens sake. Why is it that once you get in the house you lose all sense of the game and think it's the real world? Well, my vote is for Enzo, he can use 1/2 mil for his Jersey family, anybody who works two jobs deserves the money. Hayden and Lane look like they are just skating or in Lanes case golfing through life, so they don't need the cash.

I was so glad Ragan left the house, drama DIVA. I so loved his when his boy toy Matty told him the truth about his lies. Ha ha, not so moral now is he! And not sticking up for Rachel but snaps for her saying that there wasn't any fighting till Ragan showed up. Let's face it, they hate each other, so just stay in opposite ends of the house will ya!-

Go ENZO!-Single D

Bachelor Pad

Hey anyone watching Bachelor Pad. Ok this is my guilty pleasure along with all the other reality shows, but Bachelor Pad is like watching the bachelor run amok. The premise of this whole game is to vote each other off and win the 250,000. But does anyone give a rat's ass who wins? I just want to see more hook ups and crying. And Gia, why go on the show when you know there might be temptations galore. She supposedly has a boyfriend, so why go on a show where the producers are hoping you'll fall from grace. Gia is so virginal, she won't even do the kissing game, but she will lay in bed with the guy we've all love to hate, Wes. Hey doesn't he have a girlfriend or two?

I so totally didn't like that elimination when three girls were going to be sent home because they didn't have a guy. Worse than being picked last on the playground. Not fair that Chris didn't tell them the truth in the beginning that they really did need to have a boyfriend. So all the single gals were not saved and sent home. Poor Peyton and Jesse getting sent home because they really weren't in the popular crowd. Chris hinted of a twist for next week, and it better be a good one because now it's between the three couples and I'm so hoping Natalie and David win, just because!-Single D

Big Brother Season12-Lane HOH

Let's say it together, waaa! I'm so over Ragan, yeah I know, I wasn't his greatest fan to begin with. Way too over the diva top. When everything is going his way, he's all nicey nice, but just be on the chopping block and it's poor me, why me, boo hoo me! Ragan, you need to go home, Matty is waiting for you. During the veto challenge, Ragan acted like a 7 year old, play nice Ragan and remember what your mama told you, it's not how you played the game, it's how you're going to cry afterward!

All it's going to take is two votes, count'em, two and with that Ragan is sent packing. Of the four of them, Lane is looking like the strong horse, but come on, if he's already a rich kid, then let's give the money to someone else, like meow meow, anyone from Jersey is not rich. I so loved that whole sock puppet thing, that wasn't a punishment, that was amusement, so much so, that I want to do that at work. Everyone I work with already are real life sock puppets to begin with. Who will win HOH tonight? Stay tuned-Single D

Big Brother 12-HOH Spoilers

Lane wins the HOH and nominates Enzo and Ragan!

Big Brother 12-Double Elimination

While away for work in Denver, I was like, should I go out with my friends or stay in my hotel room to watch Big Brother. Since prime time airs an hour earlier in Denver, at 7:00 (I'm sure glad I don't live there anymore), I decided to stay in. I would text my daughter that I'm watching Big Brother which was two hours before she would get to watch it. Jealous! I was so glad that Brendon won the POV, because I wanted Matty to go. Hated his game, all the lying and backstabbing, oh yeah, that is what Big Brother is all about. Well, Matty went home, Brendon failed to win HOH which sealed his fate in leaving the house next as Hayden puts him on the block with Ragan. I hated that Ragan won POV, drama queen! And of course, Brittany was safe because of Lane. Oh well, it's not a total wash for Brendon, at least he'll get to see his honey in the jury house. I'm rooting for Lane to win this whole thing!-Single D

Let's Make a Deal Finally Airs Our Show 1011

Well, it was almost a year that we were contestants on Let's Make a Deal and all I can say to CBS is, what was the big deal in holding up the earlier shows? After our taping on Sept 25, 2009, we were so excited that we were picked and won prizes, we told our friends and family to watch for the taping. After checking the airdates, we were so disappointed that our show was not listed. We were told that the early tapings were not as good and therefore were probably going to air at the end of the season which was August. At first they gave us the run around saying they weren't going to air during sweeps, then it was something else, then it was the move to L.A. and by then I was so fed up, I had given up all hope. Finally someone said that it would probably (operative word there, probably) air in August (she could have added when no one is watching). Well, it did air last week and after watching it, I'm like thinking it was no big deal. It was the same as all the other shows. Maybe the prizes weren't that great, heck I didn't win the $6,000 trip to Puerto Vallerta, but hey, I won a TV, Sony Playstation and other goodies. And maybe the camera added the 10lbs and 10 years to my look which I was willing to expose on national TV without pause, and maybe I came off as some Krazy Kooky Asian lady, and maybe in trying to get my co-worker (the other Donna) on the stage with me so she could get some air time, Wayne took it as she was my "life partner" (which there is nothing wrong with that) but we're friends, co-workers and not "partners". So in essence, old, fat and lesbian, I was willingly to have this all out there on TV, so CBS, what was the big deal? You disappointed a lot of contestants that participated in good faith during the first months of taping here in Las Vegas at the Tropicana, and yes, we are still waiting for our prizes. I just got stuff but Pocahontas on our show won the car. I guess she must be relieved that she will soon get it.

Watching our show, we were tickled, we giggled every time we saw ourselves and I was mortified to hear that my relatives taped it so that they could watch my royal kooky oldness over and over. Am I happy that we did it, yes but still disappointed that it didn't air sooner. Well, I guess that's Hollywood baby. I'm glad that it's over and now I can't wait to get the prizes-stay tuned!-Single D

Big Brother-Diamond Veto Double Cross

We knew that Matt was going to use the Diamond Power of Veto to remove himself off the block, but what I didn't get is that everyone in the house was like, yipee! What was up with that? I was like now they are going to see Matt for what he is, a real gamer, concealing the veto and yet acting like he was so scared. Nope, it was yeah, Matt's off. With that Kathy was sent packing, keeping to her I played an honest game. Well I guess you did, Beatrice Fife. Brittany wins the HOH which puts Brendan in the precarious nomination position.

Nomination spoiler-avert your eyes! Brittany nominates no surprise here, Brendon, but in a curious twist, Enzo (maybe because he plays along with everyone so well?).

POV Spoiler-I couldn't resist! Rachel would be so proud-Brendon wins the Veto Competition! yeah!-Single D