Thursday, September 2, 2010

Bachelor Pad

Hey anyone watching Bachelor Pad. Ok this is my guilty pleasure along with all the other reality shows, but Bachelor Pad is like watching the bachelor run amok. The premise of this whole game is to vote each other off and win the 250,000. But does anyone give a rat's ass who wins? I just want to see more hook ups and crying. And Gia, why go on the show when you know there might be temptations galore. She supposedly has a boyfriend, so why go on a show where the producers are hoping you'll fall from grace. Gia is so virginal, she won't even do the kissing game, but she will lay in bed with the guy we've all love to hate, Wes. Hey doesn't he have a girlfriend or two?
I so totally didn't like that elimination when three girls were going to be sent home because they didn't have a guy. Worse than being picked last on the playground. Not fair that Chris didn't tell them the truth in the beginning that they really did need to have a boyfriend. So all the single gals were not saved and sent home. Poor Peyton and Jesse getting sent home because they really weren't in the popular crowd. Chris hinted of a twist for next week, and it better be a good one because now it's between the three couples and I'm so hoping Natalie and David win, just because!-Single D

Big Brother Season12-Lane HOH

Let's say it together, waaa! I'm so over Ragan, yeah I know, I wasn't his greatest fan to begin with. Way too over the diva top. When everything is going his way, he's all nicey nice, but just be on the chopping block and it's poor me, why me, boo hoo me! Ragan, you need to go home, Matty is waiting for you. During the veto challenge, Ragan acted like a 7 year old, play nice Ragan and remember what your mama told you, it's not how you played the game, it's how you're going to cry afterward!
All it's going to take is two votes, count'em, two and with that Ragan is sent packing. Of the four of them, Lane is looking like the strong horse, but come on, if he's already a rich kid, then let's give the money to someone else, like meow meow, anyone from Jersey is not rich. I so loved that whole sock puppet thing, that wasn't a punishment, that was amusement, so much so, that I want to do that at work. Everyone I work with already are real life sock puppets to begin with. Who will win HOH tonight? Stay tuned-Single D

Sunday, August 29, 2010

Big Brother 12-HOH Spoilers

Lane wins the HOH and nominates Enzo and Ragan!

Big Brother 12-Double Elimination

While away for work in Denver, I was like, should I go out with my friends or stay in my hotel room to watch Big Brother. Since prime time airs an hour earlier in Denver, at 7:00 (I'm sure glad I don't live there anymore), I decided to stay in. I would text my daughter that I'm watching Big Brother which was two hours before she would get to watch it. Jealous! I was so glad that Brendon won the POV, because I wanted Matty to go. Hated his game, all the lying and backstabbing, oh yeah, that is what Big Brother is all about. Well, Matty went home, Brendon failed to win HOH which sealed his fate in leaving the house next as Hayden puts him on the block with Ragan. I hated that Ragan won POV, drama queen! And of course, Brittany was safe because of Lane. Oh well, it's not a total wash for Brendon, at least he'll get to see his honey in the jury house. I'm rooting for Lane to win this whole thing!-Single D

Sunday, August 22, 2010

Let's Make a Deal Finally Airs Our Show 1011

Well, it was almost a year that we were contestants on Let's Make a Deal and all I can say to CBS is, what was the big deal in holding up the earlier shows? After our taping on Sept 25, 2009, we were so excited that we were picked and won prizes, we told our friends and family to watch for the taping. After checking the airdates, we were so disappointed that our show was not listed. We were told that the early tapings were not as good and therefore were probably going to air at the end of the season which was August. At first they gave us the run around saying they weren't going to air during sweeps, then it was something else, then it was the move to L.A. and by then I was so fed up, I had given up all hope. Finally someone said that it would probably (operative word there, probably) air in August (she could have added when no one is watching). Well, it did air last week and after watching it, I'm like thinking it was no big deal. It was the same as all the other shows. Maybe the prizes weren't that great, heck I didn't win the $6,000 trip to Puerto Vallerta, but hey, I won a TV, Sony Playstation and other goodies. And maybe the camera added the 10lbs and 10 years to my look which I was willing to expose on national TV without pause, and maybe I came off as some Krazy Kooky Asian lady, and maybe in trying to get my co-worker (the other Donna) on the stage with me so she could get some air time, Wayne took it as she was my "life partner" (which there is nothing wrong with that) but we're friends, co-workers and not "partners". So in essence, old, fat and lesbian, I was willingly to have this all out there on TV, so CBS, what was the big deal? You disappointed a lot of contestants that participated in good faith during the first months of taping here in Las Vegas at the Tropicana, and yes, we are still waiting for our prizes. I just got stuff but Pocahontas on our show won the car. I guess she must be relieved that she will soon get it.
Watching our show, we were tickled, we giggled every time we saw ourselves and I was mortified to hear that my relatives taped it so that they could watch my royal kooky oldness over and over. Am I happy that we did it, yes but still disappointed that it didn't air sooner. Well, I guess that's Hollywood baby. I'm glad that it's over and now I can't wait to get the prizes-stay tuned!-Single D

Big Brother-Diamond Veto Double Cross

We knew that Matt was going to use the Diamond Power of Veto to remove himself off the block, but what I didn't get is that everyone in the house was like, yipee! What was up with that? I was like now they are going to see Matt for what he is, a real gamer, concealing the veto and yet acting like he was so scared. Nope, it was yeah, Matt's off. With that Kathy was sent packing, keeping to her I played an honest game. Well I guess you did, Beatrice Fife. Brittany wins the HOH which puts Brendan in the precarious nomination position.
Nomination spoiler-avert your eyes! Brittany nominates no surprise here, Brendon, but in a curious twist, Enzo (maybe because he plays along with everyone so well?).
POV Spoiler-I couldn't resist! Rachel would be so proud-Brendon wins the Veto Competition! yeah!-Single D

Monday, August 16, 2010

Big Brother Season 12-Goodbye Rachel, Hello Brenden

We knew Rachel was going home even after Brendan pulled his copycat Andrew speech of cutting everyone down and then saying but please Brittany use the veto on me. Even Rachel had to pick up her chin off the floor. Brendan is quickly showing that he's not the sharpest knife in the drawer and all that bawling about Rachel. I'm your prince, wa wa wah! I really didn't have much hope of Brendan winning HOH, but he got off to a good start, but then got all tangled up in his rope, so I was like, Lane is going to win it. Lane's ok in my hillbilly book. Somewhere deliverance banjos are playing whenever Lane is around. But I wanted Brendan to win, after all, he suffered so much last week so the guy deserved a break and I wanted to see if he would start playing smart. Not! When Regan came to him with the proposal that they should align, he didn't go for it, yet he trusted Brittany? Never trust woman! They'll turn on you on a dime! Instead, I guess Brendan was playing by stupidity by putting up Lane (what?) and Regan, the two most innocuous people in the house! Stupid, stupid, stupid! What is he thinking. I so wanted him to put up Matt so Matt would be forced into playing that diamond veto and show the rest of his clan that he is not playing on the up and up. My only hope is that one of them wins POV and he will have to put up someone else, either Brittany or Matt? Brendan is a real disappointment so if he leaves, it will be deserved because he is playing all wrong. I'm beginning to like meow meow, he's funny and when he cuts people down, it's in a seriously funny way. Well, can't wait for the POV and if no one wins, then I hope Lane goes home, that way at least some of the brigade alliance will be cut down in size, but I'm thinking Rachel would be scratching her head and saying why Brendan? -Single D

Tuesday, August 3, 2010

The Bachelorette Ali Choses!

It was a hard decision, two good guys, one Latin hunk, one mom's apple pie. Both sound choices. But it was obvious during that episode whom she had fallen for and let's face it ladies, weren't we so over the last bachelor, Jake, who turned out not to be the manly man we all thought he was. Instead he was just marshmellow fluff, poofy like a cotton ball, no substance, no meat. Women want a Man, capital M. We want a he-man, we want someone strong, self confident, funny. Our protector and our romancer. We want someone who knows how to ride a motor scooter and not fall off, we want someone who goes fast on a jet ski but yet is gentle and sexy at the same time. We want Roberto! Snaps for Ali for making the decision to let Chris go the day before and not let him suffer the humiliation of getting the last minute rejection. It was tender and honest, but I would have liked for her to say- Chris you're a wonderful man and will someday find that special someone, but no it was all about her and how hard it was. Chris was a gentleman all the way, full of grace and compassion. And what about that rainbow, it really was like his mother watching over him. It was truly a perfect ending for him, even if he didn't get the girl. Hey Chris, if you can't find that perfect girl, just give me a call, if you like cougar that is!
The After the Final Rose show, Frank was a no show, proving that he really is a turd. Good riddance! Ali and Roberto still looked like they were in love and are moving to San Diego. Well, good for them I say. As I watched it with my daughter, I said during one of their mushy cuddly scenes, I give them 6 months, my daughter pipes up and says I give them two. Let's hope Ali and Roberto do find their fairy tale ending, because we all know the failure rate for finding love on reality.-Single D

Thursday, July 29, 2010

Big Brother 12-Spoiler

Advert your eyes! Spoiler coming! Andrew with his one last ditch attempt to throw the scent off his alliance with Brendon, wins the Oscar for the worst acting job in BB history. The house could clearly see that Andrew was faking the pitch to throw Brenden and Rachel under the bus next week in a weak attempt to save himself and in a clearly rhetorical plea ask for the veto to be used on him. Hello, even airhead Brittany was like what was that? Dude, you don't bite the hand that might possibly save you eh? I felt sorry for him, the kosher underdog should have made alliances, but being the floater just got him floated out of the house this week. It's ok Andrew, you just don't have the killer instinct to win this game, it's just not Kosher! HOH competition, Rachel wins it again, maybe she really is a genius!-Single D

Tuesday, July 27, 2010

The Bachelorette Ali, The Guys Tell All

A couple of facts from the reunion show, Kirk is still in love with Ali, Justin is even more of a jerk with the new fact that he had not one but two girlfriends during the show, Kasey is still very very weird, yet somehow still beloved by his guys in the hood, and the weatherman is still the biggest weenie of the lot!-Single D

Saturday, July 24, 2010

Big Brother 12-Bye Bye Monet

Didn't anyone tell the contestants that this is a game that requires a hard shell, so stop whining, stop crying and don't, don't trust anything that anyone tells you! Monet needed to go because obviously she's not Big Brother material crying and whining all the time with her crying and whining friend Brittany. Whatever is Brittany going to do without her friend, my guess she's going to team up with Beatrice Fife (Kathy). Rachel and Brendon should have played stragety during the veto challenge and one of them should have dropped when Brittney did and Rachel with Monet. Guess those two are not as smart as they like to think. I loved it how Rachel called out Matt and his game playing, oh yes you did say use me as a pawn. Matt is getting a little to cocky, saying he's golden by offering himself up as the pawn. What I'm not getting at is why the house isn't seeing the brigade alliance? Is everyone just dumb? And poor Andrew, why is he on every one's radar, he just wants to wear his yarmulke and say his prayers. I don't know if he will be able to play a clean game like he's trying to do. He's yet to get caught up in the spider web.
I'm hoping that Brendon will win HOH, because if he doesn't, you can say goodbye to either him or Rachel and that's all I've got to say about that! -Single D

Tuesday, July 20, 2010

The Bachelorette Ali and the Bad Romance

Schmuck, loser, pond scum, scum of scum, egoist, selfish fish, liar, moron, vomiticus, there I've vented!
Let's see, the guys have been on the show for 6 to 8 weeks, they have been all over the world for free and get to compete for the affections of the Bachelorette. You would think after all that time, a guy would know if he's completely over this last romance. I knew there was something suspicious about Frank. He seemed off, either he was harboring serial killer tendencies (like I said in one post about him), bi-polar, or gasp gay! But we was neither, come on, I would have preferred him to be gay, at least we could have been good friends and he could have decorated my bedroom. But no, he's still mooning over his last girlfriend. How low, how despicable! It wasn't enough that he was feeling hesitant about his feelings for Ali, but, when he had the audacity to actually say her name on TV, well, that was confirmation that he wasn't over her. Nicole. And of course how could the producers not opt for him to make a last minute visit to her, just in case he was still in love with her. How perfect was that? Did the producers purposely find some schmuck that was still mooning over a past girlfriend? How could they! It wasn't enough that they had Justin, X-rated wrestler after fame and fortune, and purely there for economical reasons, but now they found a schmuck that still has feelings for his ex. What I'm wondering, is how long have they been broken up and who did the break-off? Seems like the way "Nicole" was talking Frank did the break-up as Nicole whispers that her life wasn't the same without him. Nicole, one word RUN! Any guy that breaks up with a girl and goes on a reality show to get over his past love is a loser and a user. That's what Frank is, a user, loser, selfish, a p-----, a d----, a mf, oh, did I already do that?
What I'm not getting is that Ali must have known or seen clues that something was off. She even said that he was hot and then cold, yes and then no, (oh don't get me humming that Katy Perry song!). So she either refused to see it or thought she could change is ways. Just like a woman, trying to go after the bad boys. Why do we do that? Well, the guy is a jerk. She should have kept Kirk like I wanted her to do last episode, even if Kirk's dad was a little scary. I hope Frank-enstein lives a long a happy life with "Nicole". And Ali, you have two great guys, we knew those two would be the last ones standing. Now it's a really hard decision to chose between two good guys, but I'm thinking she's going to chose Roberto, they have hot chemistry. Chris is a nice guy and probably better husband material, but he needs to stop pecking at her like a chicken, he obviously isn't a hot kisser. Yuck!-Single D

Thursday, July 15, 2010

Big Brother, Big Boobs-First Eliminated Spoiler!

Is anyone watching Big Brother? Ok, I'm so already into it. I don't want Big B00bs to go home, yeah I know, but hey, she's from Las Vegas, so I gotta root for her, even if she's a dumber than dumb wannabe nerd head. And as for Brendon saying he's like has triple digit IQ, he's doesn't have the smarts to stay away from a showmance, guess he was too mesmerized by the triple D's or is the triple E's. Don't they know anyone in a showmance has the biggest target on their backs? During the veto challenge I so thought he was going to misspell the word, because anyone bragging they have brains usually means they are missing one.
Once again, every one is obviously to the pack of wolves, what do they call themselves, as I ask my daughter....the Brigade or as Lance says, I don't even know what a Brigade is. Well dude! I think Jersey is funny, nick naming his Jersey self as meow meow. Hey I want that name! The History of the Jersey Empire as written by Meow Meow. My vote for the Saboteur is Regan, he's just wimpy enough to agree to something like that. What are they going to do once the Saboteur is revealed?
Hope Annie goes home, she does nothing for me. Next on my hit list, the girl with the curly hair, where has she been for two episodes? I don't even know her name and just as well, because once you name them, they become like pets and you can't get rid of them. The sheriff is just a loser. Anyone that doesn't even try to pull themselves through thick honey, well girl, turn in your gun, because I wouldn't want you protect me, you're slow as molasses.
Oh by the way, STOP HERE SPOILER COMING:
-Annie is the first evicted houseguest AND IS THE SABOTEUR. So my guess for Ragan was wrong. Ok, so he's just a wimp!
-Single D

Tuesday, July 13, 2010

The Bachelorette Ali-Hometown Dates

I love the hometown dates because what better way to judge a person than whose he related to, and you know how scary in-laws can be! Speaking of scary, deers, bears, and squirrels oh my! Ali is not in Kirk's dad's home for more than 5 minutes when his dad says would you like to see my basement little girl (I added that part)? Don't bad things happen in basements? Basements are downright scary and just the place to do what else???? Taxidermy, oh my! Didn't even know anyone did that anymore and what does he do it for a hobby or for a living? That in my book is right up there with the embalmist. Guess Kirk's stepmother didn't have much to say because they didn't give her any air time, except the rolling of the eyes when Kirk's dad mention the basement. Yes, I would have to think twice about getting myself hitched to a family like that. I guess a family that stuffs dead animals together stays together? Apparently not! Doesn't seem like Kirk's dad is none too fond of Kirk's mother, just an impression.
My favorite family was Chris's dad and his quaint house on Cape Cod. Just the kind of house I would picture someone living in the Cape of Cod would have. And what about his sisters? They were right out of the "Daughters of the Revolution". I can so imagine them doing a quilting bee and mending flags. I would definitely marry Chris, just so I could move in with Dad and live near the beach and sit in the rocker on the porch. What a life. No wonder Chris moved back home, it's the life of Riley!
Roberto's family seems nice enough and it looks like the brother has already married a "guero" (Spanish for blond), so Ali would fit right. She was right when she said any guy in a baseball uniform is so sexy! What is he a baseball player or an insurance salesman? His dad seemed concerned that Ali might be too career oriented for Roberto.
I was so hoping that she would have gotten rid of Frank, he is way to high maintenance and high strung. Does she really want to go through life with his manic depressive ways? Seems like he's already trying to back out of the whole thing and yet she doesn't see it. His family seems nice enough and sure everyone wants Ali as their daughter-in-law and why not. She's perfect.
Too bad she cut loose Kirk, granted he has a weird family, but he was falling hard for her where Frank seems like he wants to head in the other direction and it seems like he has some emotional meltdown next episode when they are in paradise, Tahiti (that's where we went on our honeymoon, beautiful!). Well if she can't sense his fear then she needs a good head dipping in the ocean. Come on, it will be down to Chris or Roberto and we already know that. A word of advice Ali, when you send someone packing, at least try to give some words of comfort instead of standing there looking all distraught. Tell the reject bachelor that he'll find his soul mate someday because he's good and kind and sweet and sexy. It's not about you in that moment, it's about making it less hard for the guy. Let him feel that some where there is someone for him, it's just not you. And oh by the way, it's a Dennis Bracelet, well Dennis, you need to market those things because they look beautiful!-Single D
PS-If you are reading this then you must leave your comments in English please!

Tuesday, July 6, 2010

The Bachelorette in Portugal and Can You Say OMG Jake and Vienna!

Last night's episode was overshadowed by the tantalizing preview of the smack down between Jake and Vienna. I so thought it would just be another he said, she said and it was, but it was so much better than I had anticipated. I was howling and laughing my head off. Did you notice how they were sitting on the loveseat, both with crossed legs and crossed arms. Can you say stand-off? Jake was so trying to be above it all, until she called him what a "fame-whore" within the first two minutes of the interview. I think Vienna might have just added to the Merriam Webster's vernacular of current hip sayings with the induction of "fame-whore", and underneath those words will be as contributed by Vienna what's her name. Speaking of fame-whore, she that spewed do-eth. She's as much of a fame-whore as he is. She transplanted herself in record time to LA from Florida so she see and be seen on "Dancing with the Stars". He complained she didn't have a job, she complained that he doesn't work, to which he replied I'm a pilot, to which she replied but you haven't worked in a year, to which he replied I just flew lasted weekend. She complained he wasn't affectionate, to which he complained, how can you be affectionate to someone who is constantly undermining you and won't shut the hell up (I added that). Well she wouldn't, which was probably the biggest reason Jake was so done with her. Every time he tried to defend himself, she'd cut him off. The whole conversation was Vienna talking, with Jake trying to get a word in edge-wise. He'd end up saying, there she goes again, and again, and again until he finally said, "Please shut up!" (well at least he said please!). And to that she stormed off the set, never to come back again or be seen again, ya right! In the beginning I was kinda on Vienna's side because I so lost my love affair with Jake after picking her. He came off in the end like a whining mama's boy, so he deserved what he got. But after Vienna could not stopping yakking and with Jake trying to sit smugly trying to let her dig herself deeper, it became a toss up on who was worst. My vote, they both deserve each. All in all a good night of TV hiliarity.
Meanwhile on the Bachelorette, Ali sends Ty home which I so knew he wasn't for her. He's divorced, a hick and really really old fashioned. I don't care how much he said he had changed, you can take the boy out of hickville, but can you take the hick out of the boy?
I didn't think Ali would send Chris home, she was after all wearing the bracelet he had made for her. What did he call it a dentist bracelet? Hey those might be the next big thing. My vote is either for Roberto or Chris. And oh, didn't Portugal look amazing, put on bucket list!-Single D