Survivor Nicaragua Finale

On day 37 Fabio has an epiphany, he has to get his game on or else he is going home after finding out that Chase, Sash and Holly have a three way alliance at tribal where they vote out Jane of the jungle. Sorry to see Jane go. She should have tried to win her way with a Fabio and Dan alliance because is Fabio really that smart? He's either really smart or is just dumb lucky, I'm thinking the latter. Fabio wins the immunity again. I thought for sure he would trip up with the questions about Nicaragua and he did, but Holly and Chase choked on the puzzle. Really, then you both need to be sent home. At tribal I knew they would be sending Dan home who as it turns out was disgruntled angry survivor. He spew his wrath on Chase and Holly, who knew he was harboring hostility? He barely spoke this entire season.

Chase, Holly and Sash have to win the next immunity challenge if they plan to keep their alliance strong, but balancing coins on a sword is none of their strong points. Holly is the first one out and with that, I'm like you deserve to go because if you can't even try to hold on then go. I thought for sure Fabio was going to fail the way his coins were stacked like the leaning tower of Pisa, but he managed to hang on beating everyone again and with that Fabio made his way to become the youngest person ever to win survivor at 21.

I didn't think Chase had a chance up against Sash and Fabio because everyone seemed to think Chase is a dumb as wood or at least Marty thinks he is as he asks his rhetorical question to Chase "Name the person who you think is as dumb as a sack of screws". At first I wasn't getting it, but then it appeared he was saying that Chase is as dumb as a sack of screws. Wow that's not nice. And whose smarter now? Chase is in the final three, so there! I admit that Chase was so wishy washy during the whole game, but I certainly don't think he has some screws loose.

I love the finale, everyone looks so different when they get to eat and get glammed up for the TV. Fabio was unrecognizable, but still the same ditzy self. Sash definitely looked better with some meat on his bones and Jane looked rested and not so hound doggish. Glad Jane won the 100,000 she deserved it. And when Jeff asked her what she makes yearly, I was surprised when she said $50,000, really? I thought for sure she was going to say something like 20,000 you know, hillbilly poverty level?

Well, congrats to Fabio or Jud whatever your name is. Keep it real and don't blow it on some ideological hair brained scheme, which he probably will. I just love Survivor, sigh! And oh, Jimmy Johnson, he still has charm!-Single D

Survivor Nicaragua-Goodbye Jane

I hated to see Jane get voted out but heck it was just a matter of time. How she lasted that long was short of a miracle. You betcha I would have voted for her if she was the last two standing and it seemed everyone else knew it. She championed the fire, which in her last act of revenge doused it, like she said, she started it and she was going to put it out, so there take that! Now I have no one to root for. Chase has gone down in brownie points, leading poor Fabio on by making a deal that if he wins reward he would take him and Sash. Once again Chase wins and who does he take? Holly and Sash and not Fabio. Fabio (he's like a big yellow lab and I knew his name wasn't Fabio, it some thing Tug or Turk or something) was so heartbroken he couldn't spend time with his mother and that whole relative reward, there were so many tears, gawd, it was like they haven't seen each other in years, although I have to admit, I did get a little weepy. So that was the second time Chase went back on his word about taking someone to reward. Jane was miffed too saying she was hurt. I wasn't feeling it for her, she has after all, gone on the last 4 rewards, it's about time she let someone else go. Chase took Sash and Holly just so they could solidify their final three.

Fabio steeled his determination to win the immunity challenge and he actually pulled it off. While Chase pulled a Fabio and studied the shield a little too long, like 20 minutes too long. Back at camp, when Jane confronts Chase, Holly and Sash and says, is it me? with those big hound dog eyes, you almost felt scared, like she was going to the death squad for execution. It was like the group did rock paper scissors and Jane lost. Off to the lion's den with ya!

Now with Jane gone, that leaves, Fabio, Chase, Holly, Sash and whose the fifth person?? Oh yeah, Dan, who in this episode spoke about 2 sentences. Why is he still there!!!-Single D

Amazing Race-Finale-All Girl Win

Why does that give me such great satisfaction? If one of the girl teams didn't win, I would have been screaming. Who knew that Kat and Nat, running the entire race in slo mo would win. The Amazing Race Gods were smiling on them this last leg. How they managed to get out of the plane first was a lucky break. Guess they were saving all their energy for this last leg. One thing I have to hand it to them, never once did they ever lose it completely, except maybe when Nat had to deal with the height issue or when they had to eat meat and Kat said it taste like a million. And a million must taste real good right now. They did everything right this time, they even wrote down each leg information which I thought was useful in that last challenge. And which I totally would do if I were running the race. It was surprising that they let them use their notes, that's never happened before. And who knew that Bob Eubanks is still alive. All those old game show emcees live long.

I'm sure Brooke was totally disappointed that they didn't win, she's such a ham, case in point, when they had to bungee jump off the bridge, Brooke did all her screaming at the end after the fall and not during. Come on, most people scream during the fall, not after. All I could hear was Brooke screaming just for effect because like I said, she's a big ham and loves to hear the sound of her own voice.

I did feel a pinch of pity for Thomas and Jill especially when he said of his cabbie, that the communication was harder here than in a foreign country. The cabbie kept pointing to his GPS when they were asking for a computer or internet. Really? They really did have bad luck. Oh well, maybe they get to come back on next season all star losers.

Meanwhile on the CBS Morning Show, Nat and Kat were there with Brooke and Claire, who by the way is married and expecting, that was fast. Brooke of course did most of the talking and looked disappointed that they couldn't run next season's All Star Losers because of Brooke's pregnancy. Aw, don't think I could live through another season with Miss Congeniality, all that perkiness makes me want to put my head in a lion's mouth.

One question are Nat and Kat a couple cause if they are they make a cute couple, even the name is catchy. Snaps to Nat and Kat-first girl team to win!- Single D

Melissa-the Bachelorette Pregnant

After being dumped on national TV by Bachelor Jason Mesnick, Rycroft went on to Dancing with the Stars, ABC Good Morning America special correspondent, co-host of the Bachelor Pad, to getting married to insurance agent Tye Strickland. They are expecting a baby girl in Feb. Way to go Melissa!

Survivor Nicaragua-A Chicken Named Kelly-Nay

Here's what you missed. NaOnka and Purple Kelly are too chicken to stay because of the rain, the cold and you name it, eliminate themselves from the game. Benry makes a funny by naming the last chicken, Kelly-Nay after the two departed chicken survivors. Jane weeps because the boys eat Kelly-Nay while she and the others were on reward feeding their own faces with real food. Chase makes a deal with Sash that he will not eliminate him, in fact stating the he would take him on reward if he wins along with Holly since she martyred herself last time. After winning the reward, Chase has a moment of forgetfulness and takes Holly and Jane instead of Sash to the reward, much to Sash's dismay. Sash's boobs look like prune pancakes while Chase still remains buff and brawny, must have a stash of food somewhere and some dumbells. Speaking of dumbell, Chase is worried that his choice of Jane over Sash for the reward will make Sash side with the boys. But everything works out when Sash wins the immunity and scrambling begins in earnest on who will go up for the chopping block. Everyone tells Benry it will be Fabio, Fabio thinks it's Holly and everyone votes Benry much to his surprise out. And that's what you missed on Survivor and oh yeah, Dan is still there, mute, lame and taking up space. -Single D

I Whip My Hair Willow Smith by GloZell

Too funny take on Willow Smith's song-I Whip My Hair Back and Forth!-HYSTERICAL!

The Bachelor Jason and Molly

Spouses Jason Mesnick and Molly Malaney from the Bachelor fame love being in the spotlight. According to the latest, after less than 10 months after tying the knot in Ranchos Palos Verdes, Calif., the Bachelor couple renewed their vows in Las Vegas Sunday during the Rock and Roll Marathon by renewing their vows outside the Venetian hotel for a "Run Thru Wedding." Aw ain't that sweet!

Amazing Race-Final Three-Run for the Border-Demilitarized Border That Is

No chance in hell did Vicki and Nick have a chance to catch up with the other teams since they incurred a 6 hour, count em, 6 hour penalty for not completing the dumb bird delivery in China. Nick you brought it upon yourselves, didn't your mother ever tell you what Benry's (from Survivor) mother told him that "winners never quit and quitter never win"? Well ya quit and now you have to suffer the fate of never catching up and not getting a chance to win the million. Vicki should be pissed and have at least one or two tattoos removed in protest, at least she didn't quit. I'm sure if Vicki would have quit, Nick would never have let her live it down.

All teams find out that they are heading for Seoul Korea and to the border of North Korea. Hey don't the producers know that if you step one pinky toe on the North side you can get thrown in the North Korean prison with no chance of being released?

Once there they all get to go white water rafting which looked totally awesome. Put on bucket list, white water rafting (but not in Seoul). Everyone looked like they were having a blast and I was just waiting for one of their boats to capsize, which none did, shucks! Oh and lets stop right here, Brook gets the all time award for perkiness. She has never once lost her perkiness. God that girl is exhausting. Go figure that her best friend is Claire, whose perkiness quotient is nil, except when that Korean taxi driver was hitting on her. Ah, I'm engaged!

During the speed skating challenge, once again I have to say it, does Nat and Kat do anything in fast motion? It really is amazing that they are still in it. They looked like toddlers on the ice, whee, whee! It's called speed skating girls!

Final three, Nat and Kat, Thomas and Jill, and Brooke and Claire. Should be a interesting finale, just hope Thomas and Jill don't win, I am so over Thomas's macho-ness! And oh, in my next life, I want to come back as Phil, does he not have the most cushy job ever!-Single D

Survivor Nicaragua-Quitters Never Win and Winners Never Quit!

That is about the smartest thing Benry has said all season. In fact that is probably the first complete sentence I heard him say and something I plan to tell my daughter any time she wants to quit playing her violin-"Quitters never win, and Winners never quit", thank you Benry!

This whole episode centered around NaOnka and probably much to her delight as she is watching from the comfort of her living room surrounded by mirrors because she loves herself soooo much. I'm betting that if NaOnka didn't quit, because Jeff asked her first at tribal, I'm wondering if Purple Kelly would have quit? Purple Kelly is a follower and doesn't have a strong bone in her 98 pounds of weakness.

Let's face it, you have watched Survivor season after season. You see how totally grueling and lacking of the comforts of home, how there's no food, no water, being covered in filth and mud and eating roots and rice and peeing in the ocean. How tropical storms are torrential and non-stop, sleeping on palm fronds (which sounds romantic, maybe in "Blue Lagoon") with just the bathing suit on your back and now once chosen to be a survivor start crying and whining how this is the hardest thing I have ever done! Granted Purple Kelly hasn't been alive that long to experience any pain and suffering and therefore is way too immature to be there. What is she 10?

NaOnka on the other hand, she just plain dumb. She didn't think it through to the end, she put in her 28 days (hey isn't that a scary movie?), can say she was a cast of Survivor and wear it as a badge of accomplishment. More like the hall of embarrassment if you ask me. I mean, I could somewhat understand when they won the reward challenge she wasn't giving up that reward even if she just told Jeff she wasn't going to stay, because hell, she fought 110% and dang napit, she was going on reward because she deserved it. I can understand that and you gotta respect that she didn't cave in to the pressure of everyone wanting her to give up her spot so that the others could have a tarp and more rice. Let see, give other who in desperate need of shelter and food, naw, I want my reward and I want it now! But crimmy, she was leaving, going to sleep in a real bed, get a hot bath and hot food. But someone like her can't see the error of her ways because in her world, she is the center of the universe and all things evolve around her.

So with that smug determination and cocky swagger she took her torch to a disgusted Jeff as he practically told her to get the H out along with a wimpy Purple Kelly who unlike NaOnka left with her tail between her legs.-Single D

Amazing Race-Final Four

What is up with Nick? Is he bi-polar, first he's contrite saying through weepy tears that Vicki has grounded him and made him a better person and the next he's beating her over the head because she can't run to catch the ferry because of her asthma. He's so over the race, whining baby. He won't even help Vicki find the number of the boat to deliver their birds, granted maybe they had been racing for 12 hours without any food, rest, or pee breaks. Ok, maybe I would be cranky too, but hey, it's a friggin million dollars, suck it up!

How does Nat and Kat manage to breeze their way through the challenges without breaking a sweat. Do they ever do anything in lightening speed? It looked like they were looking for the saipan for...ever, even when Jill and Thomas show up after they fail to locate the signs for the pit stop among the hundreds of neons signs in Hong Kong. Definitely not a challenge I would do having been there and all those signs are confusing. Seemed like Nat and Kat were looking for the boat a long time, not to mention taking hours locating the plastic piece of food in that Chinese restaurant. I had to crack up when Claire heaved-omg, it was explosive and heavy with food chunks, plunk, plunk! I'd puked too if I ate 100 pieces of food. Toward the end when Vicki was trying to find the plastic food, the people in the restaurant just wanted to go home, cleaning plates and folding table cloths. get me the h out of here.

I just knew it was going to be a non-elimination round and Vicki and Nick would be spared but delayed 6 hours for not delivering their birds. I'm so hoping either Nat and Kat or Claire and Brooke win, but they will have to out run Jill and Thomas, they are strong racers and a formidable team.-Single D

Amazing Race-Double U-Turn

Chad and Steph are the first ones to leave for their next destination Dhaka, Bangladesh. They arrive at the airport and book their flight while the rest of the teams trickle in. While they are getting their grub on at the airport, Jill and Thomas find a faster way to Bangladesh with an arrival get this a whopping 7 hours ahead of everyone else. I'm just wondering why Nat and Kat decide to take a plane to Dubai and then book from there catching up with everyone else except for Jill and Thomas. Didn't everyone look like they had bad breath from flying 2000 miles?

From the beginning Jill and Thomas claim that they are going to U-turn the doctors, I'm like what? If anything they should be u-turning Claire and Brooke, somehow those girls have dumb luck on their side and always land with on their feet running. The next challenge finds them pressing sugar cane, squeezing the juice from the stalk. Looked sweet and yucky, in fact everything there looked yucky. Listen the only way I would travel in India would have to be 5 star all the way. I would have been worried if I drank anything there, dysentery capital of the world.

When Nick and Vicki made it to the u-turn and Vicki wanted to u-turn Chad and Steph, I was like ya do it, do it! I so didn't want the doctors to be u-turned by Chad and Steph. Luckily for them they made it to the u-turn before them and did unto to them what they would have done to them. At the bicycle challenge they all catch up and Chad is taunting Nat, like you have a PhD and can't figure out how to put a bike together. Nat's like I'm have a md not PhD. I'm just wondering why Nat was taking so long to put the damn bike together, md and all, after all she said she has experience putting together stuff from IKEA and anyone who has put together furniture knows how complicated that is!

India looked hot, stinky, sweaty and smelly. Why is it that all third world countries stink? China is the same way, so stinky that you have to hold your nose lest you puke on yourself. When Brooke was hauling the bricks, poor Claire was about to heave. Who could blame her. Brooke got a little testy with her making Claire exclaim you should have taken someone who runs marathons like you. Unfortunately for Chad and Steph, be careful what you say, it could come back to haunt you, and so by getting the u-turn, they got u-turned right out of the game.-Single D

Survivor Nicaragua-Bye Bye Brenda

Let's just say, Survivor can end right now. Jane is totally awesome!

Let's see, she can catch fish, she's strong, she can make fire, she has gumption, she has spirit and she's managed to outplay the others, so she is the ultimate Survivor in my book. She certainly outlasted all them young 'um on that leaning back splash immunity challenge. She almost let go but Jeff's encouragement kept her going to outlast Chase who I thought was going to win. Thanks Jeff! I didn't want Brenda to win the immunity challenge, but I didn't want her to go home either. Unfortunately by not lobbying or trying to play up to strategy, which she considered beneath her, come on girl, it's a game! She ended up going home. Curious how Sash didn't give her the immunity idol, love all those telling glances at tribal when Jeff asked about playing the immunity idol. I guess NaOnka was right that Sash wasn't going to give it to her, guess he's smarter than I thought.

I'm wondering when they are going to send Dan home? He has not done one thing in this game but limp his way through. I'm thinking they are forgetting that he's even there.

Didn't the volcano surfing look awesome! Put on bucket list!

NaOnka pulling Fabio aside during the reward lunch, now how subtle was that? NaOnka is about as subtle as a bull in a china shop. Apparently she goes wacky next week which isn't surprising, she's one step away from being committed in my book.

I'm hoping the elimination will go in this order:

Benry-he does nothing for me

Fabio-he's dumb and probably will squander the million on hair products

Purple Kelly-can we stop calling her Purple Kelly and who is she anyway?

Holly-her hair is too curly

NaOnka-keep her around for the drama, but eliminate her because she would probably give all her money to her poor relations and end up in the poor house or loony bin

Chase-I bestow second place just for his loyalty and his fondness for women of rice

and the winner......I want Jane of the Jungle to win, it will be a boost to all women over fifty plus make Marty really really Mad!-Single D

Amazing Race-Genie Lamps and Wedding Rings

Ok, it's an early departure, 1:06 in the freaking am, I'd be snoring too like Chad and Stephanie. You knew sooner or later something like that would happen. I'm just like curious how they do it, when they get to sleep, eat and drink water, not to mention, the important things like potty breaks and bathing. Chad and Stephanie caught a break tho and caught up with the others to eventually lead the pack.

Apparently Nat and Kat along with Mallory and Dad must have taken the long route getting to the rappel site because both teams were dragging up the rear. I thought for sure Brooke was going to tell Claire that this road block was right up her alley, but Claire volunteered first. I don't know if I could have rappelled down that steep Grand Canyon of Oman. Yikes! It's a wonder that Nat and Kat have fallen to almost last place, they never do anything fast. Kat was leisurely picking her way through the magic genie lamps. If I found the ring, I would have asked Abdul if I could keep the lamp, nice souvenir. Hey, if Chad would have waited, he could have found a ring for Stephanie in one of those genie lamps and then asked her to marry him. What a tender moment. How great was that to be proposed to in such a romantic place. Something to tell the grand kids that's for sure.

Isn't the people of Oman nice? Put on bucket list. Didn't that market look amazing! Souvenir City!

I was glad Chad and Stephanie came in first, even if it was by default because Thomas and Jill incurred a penalty by paying a cab to show them the way, besides Jill and Thomas get on my last nerve! It was just as it should be, unfortunately no prayers could stave off elimination for Mallory and Dad, but they did good. -Single D

Survivor Nicaragua-Goodbye Marty

There is a reality God after all! There was some tense moments when I thought Brenda and Sash would keep Marty again, what are they thinking! But they must have come to their senses.

Really didn't think the reward challenge was fair, men vs women. Hey breaking through a brick wall, I'll huff and I'll puff, and ramming a stick barrier was not fair for the women. Come on, I'll say it, women just aren't that strong, contrary to Jane's thinking and Jane, your steam gave out half way through. What was Chase thinking by siding with the girls in this one, anyone could see the women didn't have a chance. Marty took it as his opportunity to lobby for his plan of getting rid of Jane.

The immunity challenge of remembering the order of symbols proved that Brenda has a sharp mind. She was like the cat eating the rat when she went up against Marty in the final round. Old people really have to concentrate or they lose it and I'm speaking from experience! I'm thinking that is why Marty couldn't remember the last symbol because there was too much distraction.

If this time around, they didn't vote Marty off, I was ready to hand him the million. Hey anyone you love to hate is the one that should win. Goodbye Marty, FINALLY!-Single D

Amazing Race-Goodbye Team Asia

Rule of the game:

READ THE CLUE CAREFULLY!

That is the cardinal rule to this game and to get eliminated because you didn't follow the clue is dumb, dumb, dumb! Take that walk of shame. Never mind you survived paddling in a dish on the water, never mind you built a Norwegian tent, never mind you mastered the game of Russian bowling, but to get eliminated because you didn't read the clue correctly, duh! Man that's gotta smart! How disappointing! Kevin was just too wet behind the ears and didn't have that smarts that come with age to READ the clue in its entirety. Well, it was a good effort, but we knew they weren't going to win, it's amazing enough that dad managed as long as he did. So gung hay fat choy to you.

This episode, the challenges looked simple enough, playing the accordion, how hard could that be, certainly if you managed to listen to a hall of pianos in the last challenge, mastering playing a single accordion can't be that hard, right? Well, finally, Kat and Nat showed some intelligence (aren't their teeth white?) by using the numbering system to play the accordion. Nice squeezing! I had to laugh when Mallory said she couldn't see the key over her big red nose. I probably would have done the spinning, isn't it every child's fantasy to spin plates in a circus. I remember as a child watching the Ed Sullivan Show (am I dating myself?) and he would have plate spinners, I think the guy was a comic cause he would let the plates almost fall off. The spinning plates looked hard and frustrating. Never mind that the clowns were so annoying! Didn't Russia look amazing? Put on bucket list!

The two strongest teams are Nat and Kat and the TV hostess, looks like there might be a good chance of an all girl team winning this season. Oh why didn't Donna and I try out, we mighta had a chance!!-Single D

Survivor Nicaragua-Band of Idiots

Will someone remind Sash that this is a game? Sash you're an idiot. So what if you have to go back on your word to Marty. IT'S A GAME! You and your band of idiots deserve to get voted off by the poor me, I'm defenseless, I don't have an idol, Marty. As Brenda said, wonder if he wins the next three challenges and he probably will. Brenda, whose side are you on anyway since you've voted to keep Marty the last three times? NaOnka, brain dead, so what if Fabio (is that his real name, really?) ate the biggest tortilla, no one was stopping you from making your sassy self another tortilla. Wouldn't that have satisfied your maniacal craving or at least keep you from pulling the stupidest move yet by stealing all the supplies? Alina, totally clueless could have worked that whole fiasco to her advantage, but instead acts like her accomplice. Clueless! What was she thinking. And Jane, god bless her, but she needs to lay low and not get noticed by Marty who is tossing malicious eyes and words her way. So what if she is the poor pitiful let's give her a million dollars sob story, hey, I don't care about that, I just like her gumption! With Marty's raging against Jane during tribal should have been a wake up call to the rest of the tribe, yet they still vote to keep abrasive Mr. Loud Mouth.-Single D

Survivor Nicaragua-What Marty Survives Again?

Ok, I don't get it. Have I been watching the same show that La Flor members keep saying that they want to vote off Marty and then keep him after a tense tribal voting? What is up with that. Two chances they had to vote him off, but a pact with Sash, here I'll give you my immunity idol and you'll keep me, which could have been the dumbest move of the season until what, Sash got a conscience and decides to keep Marty? Or could Brenda be the traitor in all this by voting to keep Marty? Very fishy. Speaking of fishy, it was so funny when Jane goes fishing (as Sash says back at camp, if the elders want to work and bring home food, who am I to move off my butt?) Jane holds up a big catfish and decides to eat it all herself. She's got gumption that's for sure and I'm beginning to think that I want her to win this whole thing. I like her! Unfortunately at this writing I guess I missed the first ten minutes of this episode and missed that whole Fabio peeing in the pool thing. One word, how old are you Fabio? Peeing in the pool, doesn't only five year olds do that? Oh yeah, he has the mentality of a five year old. He is so dumb!

During the reward breakfast, when Alina had an emotional breakdown because she got to eat cheese and eggs, NaOnka tried to act like she too was having an epiphany, just because. Too funny. NaOnka doesn't do fake emotion well. La Flor loses the immunity challenge again and like I said, they should have sent Marty home but instead Jill is sent packing. Back to the ER with you Jill.-Single D

Amazing Race-Nat and Kat First Again

Didn't think Nat and Kat had it in them to win first twice, but they opted for the fast forward and was granted it after they both part took of a traditional Norwegian delicacy, sheep's "yuck", head and poor Kat hasn't eaten meat in ten years. Kat said it right when she said that it's never a good sign when the table is set and there's a small glass of water on it. It was too funny when they kept saying during the eating, taste like cucumbers, taste like lettuce, humm taste like a million dollars, yep that's how you get through sheep grisle! Vicki and Nick once again showed their dumb and dumber side, when they went for the fast forward only to find on the door, fast forward taken. "Uh what does that mean", Vicki says perplexed? Uh, dud, it means it's gone you fools. One thing I have to say, they don't have brains but they sure do have brawn. Vicki never once complained during the bridge repel or the bike challenge. Heck, she beat Nick on the bike, after all his bragging that he is a champion bike rider. Don't want to get in her way, she'll open a can a whoop ass on you. Team Asian is still hanging in there coming in a respectable 4th. Mallory of Dad and Mallory is way too perky and is quickly beating out the TV hostess with the mostest, Brook and Claire. Notice how anything physical, Brook is like, Claire this has your name all over it. Yeah, right, I'd like to see Brook repelling up the damn bridge. Ouch I broke a nail!

Volleyball team Katie and Rachel, whom I didn't even know were in the race until last night were the last ones to step on the mat and were sent packing. This season is wild with the race up for grabs. I knew I shoulda applied for this season, I mighta had a chance!-Single D

Survivor Nicaragua-Double Elimination

I'm not getting it, why is there always people who sign up for these weeks long reality shows and half way through it starting whining about how cold it is, how hard it is, how they miss their families. Boo hoo, you signed up for it. It's not like you didn't know what you were getting yourself into, this is what the 21st season!! Dan, you need to go home. Like you said, you don't need the money, apparently you have oodles of it to spend on cars and homes, then why the heck are you sleeping in the rain, nursing your knees and suffering like a hound dog? Go home! And once again, does the tribe vote him out, nope, hey, let's vote out another strong player, Yve. Sure she's strong, but did seem to me to pose that great a threat. And hey, what was up? Did I miss something? Brenda hatches a plan to get rid of full of his self Marty out, a plan that played out perfectly during tribal, with the votes split, 3-3, but during the second vote, its Kelly B that gets the boot, I'm like, what?! Who was the traitor? It was Brenda! What happened. Did she forget to vote Marty out? What's the deal? I'm sure all the behind the scenes scheming, Marty must have gotten to Brenda, yitch! Well, I'm sure that is going to back fire. One word, stupid! Marty is a threat at challenges, so I think they missed the chance to get rid of him. Well, coconuts fall where they may, Marty is moving up the food chain. Kinda of sad to see Kelly B go and yes, if she would have made it to the end, I would have voted for her and not out of sympathy, but out of amazement, she moves faster on one leg than my sister-in-law with two!-Single D

Amazing Race-The Last Lap In Lapland for Team Glee

From scorching heat of Ghana to the Arctic Circle, whoo hoo, Kiruna, Sweden! Come on, did you pause just for a moment thinking where's the Arctic Circle? Come on, I know you did. The scenery looked absolutely amazing, put on bucket list. For once, team Asian made a smart move and decided to see if there was an earlier flight Out of Africa (isn't that a movie?) and got lucky to be one of three teams (dad and Mallory and Brooke and Claire) to catch the first flight out, especially since they have a speed bump. The roadblock was dog sledding which looked like so much fun even if it was on a dirt road. Nice doggy. Onward to the Ice Hotel which was under wraps because I guess it was summer there. I was holding my breath thinking that the speed bump would surely be the undoing of Team Asian since dad isn't the fastest dad in the race, but when they got to the lodge, all they had to do was sit on a chair of ice for 10 minutes which by the looks of son Kevin is no easy feat. Guess his nuts were getting frozen, nothing like nuts on ice. Dad Micheal was doing the first this butt cheek and then the next butt cheek. The next challenge was either sleds or beds, which dud, which one would you do? I'm guessing sleds, which seemed like you could finish faster right? NOT! I've never seen such a sled, it was like for little people or sledding on your knees, but apparently it didn't have brakes which freaked Stephanie out, really? It's not that scary! Three teams failed to do the sled challenge and ended up building tents, which I must say, looked pretty cozy for all that snow. Jill and Thomas opt to use their express pass because for some strange reason they really fell behind. Klutzy team Glee couldn't get their sled on and as a result ended up stepping on the mat last. Well, at least they could sing about it and in tune I might add! Single D

Survivor Nicaragua-Mix it Up

Ha ha Marty and you thought you were going to be king of the senior citizen tribe! HA! Jeff pulls a fast one, when both tribes come together for the challenge to learn that they are mixing it up. I was glad to see that. Marty is once again at the bottom of the food chain. I thought the tribes were a good mix, if only Jimmy J. would have been able to last this long, I would have liked to see how the younger tribe would have related to him. Tyrone sure isn't making any friends on his new tribe by voting against killing the chicken and then eating the most. Psst, people are watching you and drooling. Did ya notice how he was the only one with an entire leg of chicken in his mouth and licking every bone clean while others were eating meager pieces of meat (hey why does he get the biggest piece, he didn't pluck no chicken?). It's no wonder they voted him off, we would have eaten everyone out of house and camp, never mind that he's big and is a strong player. And oh yeah, let's get rid of him over NaOnka, who all of a sudden goes from Beeyach from hell to a sniveling, whining cry baby because she is a little wet, oh boo hoo! That whole thing about this being the second worst thing that has happened to her, the first being her divorce, really? being wet is the second worst thing ever? Really? Stop whining! They shoulda booted her right out, they had their perfect chance without her going all banshee, but instead they vote out the strong food hogger, Tyrone. Well, it's finally getting interesting. And no one can pull the wool over Brenda's eyes, she sees right through Marty!-Single D

Amazing Race-Where is Ghana

This time around it wasn't the challenges were so hard, but it was getting to them that proved daunting for some of the teams, Mallory and dad and Nat and Kat. Nat and Kat seem like a strong team but they always seem to get sidelined and this time by a taxi driver that doesn't know where he is going. The challenges themselves seem pretty easy, except that 1-finding the decipher code proved many teams undoing and 2-the heat seemed unbearable, especially for team Asia. The old man seemed to be suffering a heart attack in the heat. Honorable number one son Kevin proved that he was honorable in deed standing by his dad and gently urging him to complete the challenge, even if he was having a heart attack. Luckily for them, this was a non-elimination round. I so wanted one of the boxers to KO Brook and her bubbliness (hey I hear 7-up is casting). When they had to locate Ghana on a map, I so knew team tats would have a hard time, heavens sake, they didn't know what Stonehenge was! Team Glee stepped on the mat first, I'm surprised they didn't break out in harmony!-Single D

Survivor-Nicaragua

Yes sure enough without coach, the old tribe is going down in flames, because there isn't a single person on that tribe willing to stick their neck out, except for Jimmy T who is constantly whining gimme a chance. I want to know what the heck he's been doing this whole time? He surely flubbed the blind leading the blind challenge when he couldn't listen to Tyrone's direction and after he's like, I couldn't hear what he was saying. Well, Jimmy T you had your chance to shine and you blew it and I guess your big mouth got you a whole lot of nothing when the tribe to their detriment, decides to keep Dan, who is the weakest person on the tribe. And can I say one thing, this whole elder tribe, what a pitiful lot. A bunch of weak whining crybabies. And the women together they haven't a single thought of their own. Sorry sorry sorry. What a way to represent the older generation. Disgusting. So disgusting, I identify more with the younger tribe, even if NaOnka is a bully and Kelly B is not as strong as we think she is. I'll go with the younger anytime. It's embarrassing, couldn't the producers find a better collection of older people. That is not how I think I am, physically strong, smart, street wise and sage wise. Whatever happened to 50's the new 30's?

Next week should be interesting when Jeff mixes up the tribes, but I'm guessing the older ones will be the first to go. -Single D

Amazing Race-Season 17-Next Stop Ghana

Every Sunday I almost forget that Amazing Race is on, like last night, almost missed it, I was upstairs flossing. Hey a girls gotta floss. And who are those bubbly girls (Claire and Brooke) from the shopping channel? Can you say, too perky! After Claire takes a boomerang melon straight in the face (instant replay!), she wallows in a few minutes of self pity but then finally tosses those renegade melons to knock the knight to the ground and declares triumphantly, I made it my bi-ch! (wonder if she can say that on the shopping network). I was sorry to see Ron and Tony leave the show last week going from first place to very last. What happened? I guess they both have no navigational skills, at least they could have asked for directions, they were in London for heavens sake, everyone speaks English! Not very smart for someone who has a doctorate, guess book smarts doesn't translate into street smarts.

My vote for the dumbest team, Nicky and Vicki, she didn't know what Stonehenge was, are you kidding me?? The dullest team, I can barely understand you Asian pop Michael and son Kevin, the most annoying in a neck and neck race between Claire and Brooke is team Glee, yes let's sing our way through Europe, the weakest and slowest teams, mom and daughter and father and daughter. Those two teams are sure to go in the first few episodes, and with that, in last night's episode, mom and daughter are eliminated. Nat and Kat (are they a couple?) looked strong but Kat was disappointing in that sunglasses challenge in Ghana. My vote for the strongest team, Jill and Thomas.

Ghana looked interesting, but hot, dusty and extremely dirty. Put on the bottom of bucket list.-Single D

Survivor Nicaragua-The Stupidest Move So Far!

Who said getting older you get wiser? Apparently not this group of oldies on Survivor. Yeah, let's get rid of the guy who knows how to strategize, who knows how to read people, who knows how to play the game. Never mind that he said he doesn't want the money, (listen up people, he doesn't need it!), never mind that he seems genuinely a nice guy, never mind that in life he's a winner. No let's vote him off because someone feels threaten by him (Marty). Well, this made me so mad I could spit nails! As far as I'm concerned, the oldies should be in diapers, because they are acting like a bunch of big babies. Of course they are going to go down in flames now that they are leaderless. There isn't a whole brain among them. And you would have thought Jill being the strong and I thought smart woman, would have seen through Marty's veil of jealousy. But no, she acted like a stepford wife, yes dear. Hey oldies, pack your bag, you're going home! And don't mess with NaOnka, she takes no pity even if you don't have a leg, gimme that clue!-Single D

And the new Bachelor is!

Brad Womack! No really?? Come on! He jilted two girls at the bachelor altar and now he wants a second chance? We're tired of him and his dull dull personality. The bachelor had better think of better stunts this time around, no fooling the bachelorettes with that old twin switch! Brad Womack, really?? He's not even that cute. He better come back sexier, cuter, funnier, smarter, richer and all that other stuff to win me over. What's a matter, does he need more air time to get himself more nookie? Is he going through his second adolescent? Is he in a mid-life crisis or something. Come on ABC isn't there someone more deserving? We sure would have loved to see Chris as the new bachelor, but I guess his new found celebrity has brought him new found girls to date. Well go Chris, you deserve it!

But Brad Womack, no seriously??-Single D

Survivor Nicaragua-Shoes, Socks, Shannon

I think I'm going to like this season, even tho it's once again, old versus young. And come on, when Jimmy John said he didn't want to win the million, I believed him. He's done everything, I think he just wants to play this game for the fun of it and if the old tribe votes him out then that would be a huge mistake. I think he knows strategy and people dynamic and would be good at analyzing the game. Let's face it he's won 2 Superbowls, so this must be a walk in paradise for him. He called goat girl out (Wendy, who prophetically said her husband said she would be the first one gone-never, ever let the universe hear you say that!) as the weakest link to which I was thinking come on give the girl a chance, but when she opened her mouth at tribal, I was like yeah, get her gone!

Last night's episode, I forgot it was on and when I came downstairs there was some drama about alligator shoes being filled with sand and submerged in water, NaOnka (I don't even know how to pronounce that) stealing socks and wearing them and with Fabio not even able to call her out, because she out yelled him when he looked at her crooked. Yeah he's looking at you NaWonka, whatever your name is, because he's thinking I recognize those socks, yet he's scratching his head as to why are they on your stinking feet? And if Dan's alligator shoes cost 1600.00 then why is he on the show?

I was glad that the older tribe won, which might be the only time they will since they decided to use their edge which gave them one ball over the young tribe, which fortunately they manage to win barely, thanks to Benry who can't sink a ball, someone is bad a basketball!

When loud mouth Shannon tells everyone to get Brenda out because she might have a showmance with Shannon's ally, Chase (is someone jealous there?), Brenda starts stirring everyone against Shannon. At tribal Shannon, like goat girl Wendy, couldn't keep his mouth shut and insulted every homo in New York by saying that Sash was gay being from NY, sealed his fate and was sent home. Don't people know, you go on these reality shows, you must keep your trap shut or get sent packing. Guess not!

I just hope the older tribe gives the younger tribe a run for the money, well, me being biased and all. I wish I could have been on the older tribe, seems like most of them are already half dead. I'd like to show them that 50's the new 30!-Single D

Let's Make a Deal-the Woods

Immortalized on the web-they used to have the 3:14 minute video of me on LMAD, but I guess CBS takes them off after they have aired-poo! At least I have a real picture of myself and Wayne Brady together!

Big Brother Finale-

I don't know why I just don't have the motivation to write anything interesting about Big Brother and who won. Well, by now you know Hayden won, boo! I wanted Enzo to win, but I knew Hayden was going to bring Lane to the finale. Did you see Lane's face when Hayden kept getting all the votes. Shucks Lane, you don't need the money but Hayden does, now maybe he can get a decent hair cut. After the winner was announced I turned off the set and headed to bed. No drama, no excitement to that ending. Bring back the good old days, when we evil Dick went against his own daughter in the finale. Now that was exciting TV. Well, this season once they voted off all the drama quickly became a snooze fest and turned from watching a train wreck to watching snow on the tv screen.-Single D

Bachelor Pad Finale

Didn't you just love the finale? At first I didn't like the fact that whoever won the dancing with the stars challenge would get to pick who they would take to the finale, I mean after all, Jake (as one of the judges) was a little biased with his scoring for Tenley (remember Jake, you dumped her!). Guess he was trying to make it up to her by scoring their dance a 9 as Kiptyn clod hopped his way around the dance floor. I so thought Natalie and Dave would have done better, but Natalie got all stiff when she was supposed to be all sexy and smoldering during her cha cha and in the end, her and Dave just fizzled out on the dance floor. The worst couple was Elizabeth and Kovacs. Totally uncoordinated just like their relationship which by the way, much to Elizabeth's rejectedness, dejectedness, they are no longer a couple, opposite to what Kovacs said in the limo on the way out, that even if he didn't win the money, he found love, Not! I was hoping that Tenley and Kiptyn did the right thing by taking Natalie and Dave to the finale. What a twist that the castoffs would get to vote for the winner, careful who you make enemies with. Gia is no longer with her boyfriend back home, gee go figure and bad boy Wes swoops right in for the catch. What is up with Gia, her insecurity shows just by her posturing and lip licking. Someone tell her to stop fidgeting.

I was glad that Natalie and Dave won, especially after Natalie did that whole, I chose to keep the money charade, people were like OMG she really is selfish, but then showed the sign, SHARE. Good for them, I hope they are able to make it as a couple because they are perfectly matched. Wonder what the Bachelor Pad will do for the next one?-Single D

Big Brother Final Three

So it was the final three with the ousting of Brittany the lone woman survivor in the house. Go Brit! Have you noticed how Lane always talks in exclamation POINTS. Every sentence he speaks ends with an exclamation point. LIKE YEAH! For the final three part challenge it consisted of the three of them sitting on what looked like a tiny circular piece of wood that looked extremely unfriendly to "boy" parts, hanging on a rope and being slammed, drenched and pounded in order to fall off. I kept thinking if Brittany were still there, she would have so aced that challenge. Enzo once again proves that he is the weakest link known to BB and falls off after a mere 19 minutes to go inside and make himself some pizza and pasta. Hey Enzo, a half million could buy you a whole lot of pizza if he would have only stayed up there longer. After a two hour pounding, Lane takes a spill which sends Enzo and Lane to round two, identifying the morphed photos. I always love this challenge, but I was disappointed that it was a little too easy especially since Lane finished it under 45 seconds, and he's not the brightest knife in the drawer. Enzo should have not worn a penguin suit this season, he should have worn a turtle suit, the guy can't move fast to save his BB life. Hours later, ok, it was only about a minute and 1/2 later Enzo finds all the names, leaving his fate in the hands of either Hayden or Lane! If what either of them (Lane! and Hayden) are telling us in the diary room, that they will take each other, then Enzo might as well pack his bags and puff up his chest that he took third in a game in which his greatest contribution was naming the Brigade and it's members. Thank you Meow Meow.

My guess, Lane and Hayden to the final two, narrowing down who wins, probably Hayden, he's been Mr. Cool this whole time. Sorry Lane! Take your exclamation points back home.-Single D

Big Brother Season 12-Brigade to the End

Who knew the three remaining brigade members would last till the very end, Lane, Hayden and Enzo. Have to give it to them, they played it cool till the very end. I wasn't liking Lane trying to turn on Enzo over Brittany. Come on, really? Why is it when Lane speaks everything is in capital letters and exclamation points. REALLY! I so totally want Enzo to win but it doesn't look good for him with the final showdown between Hayden and Lane. Now why would either of those two take each other? That would be disastrous for each one of them, since both of them played a real good game, where Enzo did NOTHING. He's not good anything and he can't win to save his BB life, so taking him to the finals would be the best thing for whoever wins HOH. I'm hoping Lane wins, because he can be easily swayed, shades of Brittany. And when Brittany found out about the Brigade, she went all moral like. Yes, Brittany, you don't have a pig's chance in heck to win now that you are up against the boys and yes, it's a game for heavens sake. Why is it that once you get in the house you lose all sense of the game and think it's the real world? Well, my vote is for Enzo, he can use 1/2 mil for his Jersey family, anybody who works two jobs deserves the money. Hayden and Lane look like they are just skating or in Lanes case golfing through life, so they don't need the cash.

I was so glad Ragan left the house, drama DIVA. I so loved his when his boy toy Matty told him the truth about his lies. Ha ha, not so moral now is he! And not sticking up for Rachel but snaps for her saying that there wasn't any fighting till Ragan showed up. Let's face it, they hate each other, so just stay in opposite ends of the house will ya!-

Go ENZO!-Single D

Bachelor Pad

Hey anyone watching Bachelor Pad. Ok this is my guilty pleasure along with all the other reality shows, but Bachelor Pad is like watching the bachelor run amok. The premise of this whole game is to vote each other off and win the 250,000. But does anyone give a rat's ass who wins? I just want to see more hook ups and crying. And Gia, why go on the show when you know there might be temptations galore. She supposedly has a boyfriend, so why go on a show where the producers are hoping you'll fall from grace. Gia is so virginal, she won't even do the kissing game, but she will lay in bed with the guy we've all love to hate, Wes. Hey doesn't he have a girlfriend or two?

I so totally didn't like that elimination when three girls were going to be sent home because they didn't have a guy. Worse than being picked last on the playground. Not fair that Chris didn't tell them the truth in the beginning that they really did need to have a boyfriend. So all the single gals were not saved and sent home. Poor Peyton and Jesse getting sent home because they really weren't in the popular crowd. Chris hinted of a twist for next week, and it better be a good one because now it's between the three couples and I'm so hoping Natalie and David win, just because!-Single D

Big Brother Season12-Lane HOH

Let's say it together, waaa! I'm so over Ragan, yeah I know, I wasn't his greatest fan to begin with. Way too over the diva top. When everything is going his way, he's all nicey nice, but just be on the chopping block and it's poor me, why me, boo hoo me! Ragan, you need to go home, Matty is waiting for you. During the veto challenge, Ragan acted like a 7 year old, play nice Ragan and remember what your mama told you, it's not how you played the game, it's how you're going to cry afterward!

All it's going to take is two votes, count'em, two and with that Ragan is sent packing. Of the four of them, Lane is looking like the strong horse, but come on, if he's already a rich kid, then let's give the money to someone else, like meow meow, anyone from Jersey is not rich. I so loved that whole sock puppet thing, that wasn't a punishment, that was amusement, so much so, that I want to do that at work. Everyone I work with already are real life sock puppets to begin with. Who will win HOH tonight? Stay tuned-Single D

Big Brother 12-HOH Spoilers

Lane wins the HOH and nominates Enzo and Ragan!

Big Brother 12-Double Elimination

While away for work in Denver, I was like, should I go out with my friends or stay in my hotel room to watch Big Brother. Since prime time airs an hour earlier in Denver, at 7:00 (I'm sure glad I don't live there anymore), I decided to stay in. I would text my daughter that I'm watching Big Brother which was two hours before she would get to watch it. Jealous! I was so glad that Brendon won the POV, because I wanted Matty to go. Hated his game, all the lying and backstabbing, oh yeah, that is what Big Brother is all about. Well, Matty went home, Brendon failed to win HOH which sealed his fate in leaving the house next as Hayden puts him on the block with Ragan. I hated that Ragan won POV, drama queen! And of course, Brittany was safe because of Lane. Oh well, it's not a total wash for Brendon, at least he'll get to see his honey in the jury house. I'm rooting for Lane to win this whole thing!-Single D

Let's Make a Deal Finally Airs Our Show 1011

Well, it was almost a year that we were contestants on Let's Make a Deal and all I can say to CBS is, what was the big deal in holding up the earlier shows? After our taping on Sept 25, 2009, we were so excited that we were picked and won prizes, we told our friends and family to watch for the taping. After checking the airdates, we were so disappointed that our show was not listed. We were told that the early tapings were not as good and therefore were probably going to air at the end of the season which was August. At first they gave us the run around saying they weren't going to air during sweeps, then it was something else, then it was the move to L.A. and by then I was so fed up, I had given up all hope. Finally someone said that it would probably (operative word there, probably) air in August (she could have added when no one is watching). Well, it did air last week and after watching it, I'm like thinking it was no big deal. It was the same as all the other shows. Maybe the prizes weren't that great, heck I didn't win the $6,000 trip to Puerto Vallerta, but hey, I won a TV, Sony Playstation and other goodies. And maybe the camera added the 10lbs and 10 years to my look which I was willing to expose on national TV without pause, and maybe I came off as some Krazy Kooky Asian lady, and maybe in trying to get my co-worker (the other Donna) on the stage with me so she could get some air time, Wayne took it as she was my "life partner" (which there is nothing wrong with that) but we're friends, co-workers and not "partners". So in essence, old, fat and lesbian, I was willingly to have this all out there on TV, so CBS, what was the big deal? You disappointed a lot of contestants that participated in good faith during the first months of taping here in Las Vegas at the Tropicana, and yes, we are still waiting for our prizes. I just got stuff but Pocahontas on our show won the car. I guess she must be relieved that she will soon get it.

Watching our show, we were tickled, we giggled every time we saw ourselves and I was mortified to hear that my relatives taped it so that they could watch my royal kooky oldness over and over. Am I happy that we did it, yes but still disappointed that it didn't air sooner. Well, I guess that's Hollywood baby. I'm glad that it's over and now I can't wait to get the prizes-stay tuned!-Single D

Big Brother-Diamond Veto Double Cross

We knew that Matt was going to use the Diamond Power of Veto to remove himself off the block, but what I didn't get is that everyone in the house was like, yipee! What was up with that? I was like now they are going to see Matt for what he is, a real gamer, concealing the veto and yet acting like he was so scared. Nope, it was yeah, Matt's off. With that Kathy was sent packing, keeping to her I played an honest game. Well I guess you did, Beatrice Fife. Brittany wins the HOH which puts Brendan in the precarious nomination position.

Nomination spoiler-avert your eyes! Brittany nominates no surprise here, Brendon, but in a curious twist, Enzo (maybe because he plays along with everyone so well?).

POV Spoiler-I couldn't resist! Rachel would be so proud-Brendon wins the Veto Competition! yeah!-Single D

Big Brother Season 12-Goodbye Rachel, Hello Brenden

We knew Rachel was going home even after Brendan pulled his copycat Andrew speech of cutting everyone down and then saying but please Brittany use the veto on me. Even Rachel had to pick up her chin off the floor. Brendan is quickly showing that he's not the sharpest knife in the drawer and all that bawling about Rachel. I'm your prince, wa wa wah! I really didn't have much hope of Brendan winning HOH, but he got off to a good start, but then got all tangled up in his rope, so I was like, Lane is going to win it. Lane's ok in my hillbilly book. Somewhere deliverance banjos are playing whenever Lane is around. But I wanted Brendan to win, after all, he suffered so much last week so the guy deserved a break and I wanted to see if he would start playing smart. Not! When Regan came to him with the proposal that they should align, he didn't go for it, yet he trusted Brittany? Never trust woman! They'll turn on you on a dime! Instead, I guess Brendan was playing by stupidity by putting up Lane (what?) and Regan, the two most innocuous people in the house! Stupid, stupid, stupid! What is he thinking. I so wanted him to put up Matt so Matt would be forced into playing that diamond veto and show the rest of his clan that he is not playing on the up and up. My only hope is that one of them wins POV and he will have to put up someone else, either Brittany or Matt? Brendan is a real disappointment so if he leaves, it will be deserved because he is playing all wrong. I'm beginning to like meow meow, he's funny and when he cuts people down, it's in a seriously funny way. Well, can't wait for the POV and if no one wins, then I hope Lane goes home, that way at least some of the brigade alliance will be cut down in size, but I'm thinking Rachel would be scratching her head and saying why Brendan? -Single D

The Bachelorette Ali Choses!

It was a hard decision, two good guys, one Latin hunk, one mom's apple pie. Both sound choices. But it was obvious during that episode whom she had fallen for and let's face it ladies, weren't we so over the last bachelor, Jake, who turned out not to be the manly man we all thought he was. Instead he was just marshmellow fluff, poofy like a cotton ball, no substance, no meat. Women want a Man, capital M. We want a he-man, we want someone strong, self confident, funny. Our protector and our romancer. We want someone who knows how to ride a motor scooter and not fall off, we want someone who goes fast on a jet ski but yet is gentle and sexy at the same time. We want Roberto! Snaps for Ali for making the decision to let Chris go the day before and not let him suffer the humiliation of getting the last minute rejection. It was tender and honest, but I would have liked for her to say- Chris you're a wonderful man and will someday find that special someone, but no it was all about her and how hard it was. Chris was a gentleman all the way, full of grace and compassion. And what about that rainbow, it really was like his mother watching over him. It was truly a perfect ending for him, even if he didn't get the girl. Hey Chris, if you can't find that perfect girl, just give me a call, if you like cougar that is!

The After the Final Rose show, Frank was a no show, proving that he really is a turd. Good riddance! Ali and Roberto still looked like they were in love and are moving to San Diego. Well, good for them I say. As I watched it with my daughter, I said during one of their mushy cuddly scenes, I give them 6 months, my daughter pipes up and says I give them two. Let's hope Ali and Roberto do find their fairy tale ending, because we all know the failure rate for finding love on reality.-Single D

Big Brother 12-Spoiler

Advert your eyes! Spoiler coming! Andrew with his one last ditch attempt to throw the scent off his alliance with Brendon, wins the Oscar for the worst acting job in BB history. The house could clearly see that Andrew was faking the pitch to throw Brenden and Rachel under the bus next week in a weak attempt to save himself and in a clearly rhetorical plea ask for the veto to be used on him. Hello, even airhead Brittany was like what was that? Dude, you don't bite the hand that might possibly save you eh? I felt sorry for him, the kosher underdog should have made alliances, but being the floater just got him floated out of the house this week. It's ok Andrew, you just don't have the killer instinct to win this game, it's just not Kosher! HOH competition, Rachel wins it again, maybe she really is a genius!-Single D

The Bachelorette Ali, The Guys Tell All

A couple of facts from the reunion show, Kirk is still in love with Ali, Justin is even more of a jerk with the new fact that he had not one but two girlfriends during the show, Kasey is still very very weird, yet somehow still beloved by his guys in the hood, and the weatherman is still the biggest weenie of the lot!-Single D

Big Brother 12-Bye Bye Monet

Didn't anyone tell the contestants that this is a game that requires a hard shell, so stop whining, stop crying and don't, don't trust anything that anyone tells you! Monet needed to go because obviously she's not Big Brother material crying and whining all the time with her crying and whining friend Brittany. Whatever is Brittany going to do without her friend, my guess she's going to team up with Beatrice Fife (Kathy). Rachel and Brendon should have played stragety during the veto challenge and one of them should have dropped when Brittney did and Rachel with Monet. Guess those two are not as smart as they like to think. I loved it how Rachel called out Matt and his game playing, oh yes you did say use me as a pawn. Matt is getting a little to cocky, saying he's golden by offering himself up as the pawn. What I'm not getting at is why the house isn't seeing the brigade alliance? Is everyone just dumb? And poor Andrew, why is he on every one's radar, he just wants to wear his yarmulke and say his prayers. I don't know if he will be able to play a clean game like he's trying to do. He's yet to get caught up in the spider web.

I'm hoping that Brendon will win HOH, because if he doesn't, you can say goodbye to either him or Rachel and that's all I've got to say about that! -Single D

The Bachelorette Ali and the Bad Romance

Schmuck, loser, pond scum, scum of scum, egoist, selfish fish, liar, moron, vomiticus, there I've vented!

Let's see, the guys have been on the show for 6 to 8 weeks, they have been all over the world for free and get to compete for the affections of the Bachelorette. You would think after all that time, a guy would know if he's completely over this last romance. I knew there was something suspicious about Frank. He seemed off, either he was harboring serial killer tendencies (like I said in one post about him), bi-polar, or gasp gay! But we was neither, come on, I would have preferred him to be gay, at least we could have been good friends and he could have decorated my bedroom. But no, he's still mooning over his last girlfriend. How low, how despicable! It wasn't enough that he was feeling hesitant about his feelings for Ali, but, when he had the audacity to actually say her name on TV, well, that was confirmation that he wasn't over her. Nicole. And of course how could the producers not opt for him to make a last minute visit to her, just in case he was still in love with her. How perfect was that? Did the producers purposely find some schmuck that was still mooning over a past girlfriend? How could they! It wasn't enough that they had Justin, X-rated wrestler after fame and fortune, and purely there for economical reasons, but now they found a schmuck that still has feelings for his ex. What I'm wondering, is how long have they been broken up and who did the break-off? Seems like the way "Nicole" was talking Frank did the break-up as Nicole whispers that her life wasn't the same without him. Nicole, one word RUN! Any guy that breaks up with a girl and goes on a reality show to get over his past love is a loser and a user. That's what Frank is, a user, loser, selfish, a p-----, a d----, a mf, oh, did I already do that?

What I'm not getting is that Ali must have known or seen clues that something was off. She even said that he was hot and then cold, yes and then no, (oh don't get me humming that Katy Perry song!). So she either refused to see it or thought she could change is ways. Just like a woman, trying to go after the bad boys. Why do we do that? Well, the guy is a jerk. She should have kept Kirk like I wanted her to do last episode, even if Kirk's dad was a little scary. I hope Frank-enstein lives a long a happy life with "Nicole". And Ali, you have two great guys, we knew those two would be the last ones standing. Now it's a really hard decision to chose between two good guys, but I'm thinking she's going to chose Roberto, they have hot chemistry. Chris is a nice guy and probably better husband material, but he needs to stop pecking at her like a chicken, he obviously isn't a hot kisser. Yuck!-Single D

Big Brother, Big Boobs-First Eliminated Spoiler!

Is anyone watching Big Brother? Ok, I'm so already into it. I don't want Big B00bs to go home, yeah I know, but hey, she's from Las Vegas, so I gotta root for her, even if she's a dumber than dumb wannabe nerd head. And as for Brendon saying he's like has triple digit IQ, he's doesn't have the smarts to stay away from a showmance, guess he was too mesmerized by the triple D's or is the triple E's. Don't they know anyone in a showmance has the biggest target on their backs? During the veto challenge I so thought he was going to misspell the word, because anyone bragging they have brains usually means they are missing one.

Once again, every one is obviously to the pack of wolves, what do they call themselves, as I ask my daughter....the Brigade or as Lance says, I don't even know what a Brigade is. Well dude! I think Jersey is funny, nick naming his Jersey self as meow meow. Hey I want that name! The History of the Jersey Empire as written by Meow Meow. My vote for the Saboteur is Regan, he's just wimpy enough to agree to something like that. What are they going to do once the Saboteur is revealed?

Hope Annie goes home, she does nothing for me. Next on my hit list, the girl with the curly hair, where has she been for two episodes? I don't even know her name and just as well, because once you name them, they become like pets and you can't get rid of them. The sheriff is just a loser. Anyone that doesn't even try to pull themselves through thick honey, well girl, turn in your gun, because I wouldn't want you protect me, you're slow as molasses.

Oh by the way, STOP HERE SPOILER COMING:

-Annie is the first evicted houseguest AND IS THE SABOTEUR. So my guess for Ragan was wrong. Ok, so he's just a wimp!

-Single D