Let's Make a Deal

Update-still no go for our show # 1011 although I have called the girl at in the prize department so many times, and she's assured me that it will air. Today I disguised my voice, I used my awfully bad British accent (Donna was laughing hysterically) to complain to the recording on the phone that why are they showing reruns of shows that have already aired when they could show the September tapings. I'm sure the public would rather see a new episode even if it has flaws than to see a rerun. Geez, I looked up to see that Brian guy in his cow suit and I told Donna, damn this show was already on, watch he's gonna say "My parents named me Brian so there must be a reason, so I'm picking B", that was almost verbatim from my memory from watching it the first time!! Give me a break CBS, no one likes to watch game show reruns, you probably lost millions of viewers as they flipped the channel because like myself, recognized it! AIR OUR SHOW!!! 1011 from SEPT 25!!! We want our PRIZES!!!!!-Single D

The Bachelor Jake-What a Scandal!

Was this not one of the best episodes ever! I didn't care about the dates although I did like it that Magic Mountain closed the park so Jake could take his group date there. How awesome was that, you didn't have to stand in line for any of the rides! But back to the REAL reason anyone watches the Bachelor, to see hunky guys bare their abs and to watch all the drama between girls back stabbing each other, but last night's episode added a new twist, an illegal tryst between an ABC staffer (which I had heard was a producer, which just confirms that producer couch thing) and a bachelorette. Go figure it was Rozlyn, Miss my boobs are plastic, I'm fantastic (yeah ok, I'm jealous). You so totally knew she wasn't there to find love, I bet guys are falling all over their wankers trying to be with her, so she doesn't need a dating game to find love, but she does need exposure to get her 15 minutes of fame, which she did last night. Was Chris Hansen about to shed a tear when he was giving her the boot for having an affair? And how stupid was Jake, she told me she was here for me! Oh boo hoo! His little speech when Chris was telling the girls what was happening was filled with self pity, if you don't want to be here, just tell me!

What I find curious about this whole tryst scandal was when Ashley said that Roz was seeing the guy three hours before the cocktail party. All the girls acted so totally shocked when Roz was kicked off, yet word on the news said that girls knew something was going on because they saw inappropriate behavior between the two, humm...Apparently Roz denies the whole thing, well, I'm sure she's not going to lose any sleep over this thing, do I hear Playboy ringing? Jake consider yourself lucky, you narrowly escaped being the spouse of the next Real Housewives of ABC. Keep Ali, she's more in your league.-Single D