Survivor Winner Fabio Busted

And not because he cut off his long lovely locks, which should be a crime, since that is probably his best feature. It was just a matter of time, that Fabio, 21, real name Judson Birza, winner of Survivor Nicaragua was busted for acting, (so the news says) get this, "like an oddball." Excuse me but when is acting like an oddball a crime? Apparently Santa Monica police took the reality star, into custody after they spotted him acting strangely on his skateboard. Well maybe he was learning how to skateboard although I would have thought him more of a surfer dude. According to the news article, Fabio was charged on an unrelated DUI (hey was he drunk or not?) and probation violation. He posted $37,000 bail, was picked up from the police station in a stretch white limo with his best buds and beer. Guess Fabio was still high off of his winning. If Fabio is not careful, the future headlines for Fabio will read, Survivor Nicaragua winner was seen in Santa Monica panhandling for cash and sleeping in the alley behind CBS studios. Straighten up Fabio, what happened to "I'm going to take care of my mother and make good investments?"-Single D

Bachelor Brad Wo No!

As I was driving to work this morning listening to "Broads" on XM, I caught the tail end of their spot saying how ABC did not do their research on this guy and with 6 weeks left for this scandal to come out. Wonder what the girl he chosed is going to do now that he has been exposed. What a con artist! I'm like what, who is it? It had to be the bachelor, who else? They said the story is true even though it was first reported in the Star (not the most reliable source), but when People picked up the story, it had to be true. I ran into work, told the other Donna that Bachelor Brad has a criminal past. We quickly looked it up online and sure enough, mug shot and all. What? Was he a phonie bolonie? I don't get it, don't they do background checks? Wonder if they sign up some sex perv? According to the news, Bachelor Brad was busted in 1993 for forging a drivers license in the state of Texas and his real name is Stephen Bradley Pickelsimer. Ok, 1993? Forging a driver's license? No really? Come on, he was probably trying to get into some bar, let's see. Let's do the math, he's 38 now so in 1993, 18 years ago he was 20. Maybe the real drinking age is 21 in Texas and he was trying to get into a bar. That's forgivable. We've all done that. As for the name, don't really blame him there, who wants to get stuck with a name like PICKELSIMER. PICKLE really? He was also busted for public drunkeness and passing a bad check. In short, he forged his driver's license, so he could get drunk and then had to pay his tab with a non sufficient funds check. What's wrong with that? I'm not one to pass judgement on the poor guy. We all have a little larceny in us and we were all young once. Hopefully his criminal past will stay in the past. As for the one he chose, if it was Emily, she probably won't whether this scandal, she's way too delicate, but if he picks Jackie, she'll stand by her man, in her book he's a catch. By the way, that mug shot is from 2009. Apparently Texas makes their criminal update their mug shots, nice!-Single D

The Bachelor-Brad Womack-Take Those Fangs and Go!

Here's what you missed. Brad chooses Ashley S. to go on the single date to where else, Capitol Records, you know that famous building in L.A. shaped like a tower of records, where they have a recording session to sing, badly I might add, 'Kissed by a Rose'. Who picked that song? That has got to be one of the hardest songs to sing and only one person can sing that song of course, Seal! I'm liking Ashley, perky, cute and totally adorable so of course he has to give her a rose after her telling him that Kissed by a Rose was her and her dad's (dead dad I might add) favorite song, gee go figure (I'm sure that was planned by the producers).

The group date takes everyone where else, to a studio where they are making an action movie. Gee, who plans these dates? One word, corny! Enough with the tapings already, can't they come up with something more inventive? Not much happening there, except Michelle goes all stalkerish on the gang and steals Brad away every time he's with someone else. He just got rid of the stalker waitress Melissa and now, Michelle is turning into the next scary stalker. She so totally reminds me of the wicked queen in Snow White, who is the fairest of them all? Ah, not you Michelle.

Question? Brad says he's totally cool with her pulling at him all the time. Really Brad? She just screams controlling jealous wife.

The other single date is with the lovely Emily and the big question of the evening is will she tell Brad about her tragic love? When she tells the house her story, Miss Fang Madison has a meltdown which we will come to later. Meanwhile back to the date, Brad takes Emily to a winery, which always racks up points with me as being so totally romantic. Emily tries to side step Brad's personal questions by asking him the same question. Finally she admits after many gulps of wine, there's an elephant in the room, ya think? and spills all which makes Brad feel even more fonder towards her. Hummm, I think he's falling for her, she's so sweet and kind and beautiful. What more could a guy want, and if he doesn't end up with her, well then he deserves to be alone 4 ever!

During the cocktail party, Madison is all distraught and I think it was because she started off in the house as such a fool, with those stupid vampire teeth and all, what are you 13? After she heard every one's tragic story and how they want so much to be the one, she's like, I'm a fool, I came just to have some fun, but these girls are really serious which makes me look like an idiot. And that is why I think she left. She's really immature but made the smart decision to leave. She's got a lot of growing up to do and what was she wearing? Somewhere there's a curtain rod missing it's drapery panel. Go home little fang girl, ditch the vampire teeth, it's not Halloween for gawd sake!-Single D