Amazing Race-Baguettes and Bicycles

Didn't quite understand the whole taking the group by bus to a undisclosed location somewhere in the beautiful countryside of France. Did they get to sleep in that castle? I know Phil was snug as a bug in there. Does he have the most wonderful job of all? When in France a trip to the boulangerie is a must, so off teams go in search of the bakery shop. Most of the teams got it that they had to break open the baguette to get their next clue except for airhead team Big Brother. I am so over them, read my lips, over you Big Brother, or now to be dubbed, dumb and dumber. Jordan was so painfully irritating this episode. I wanted to take that pith helmet and boots and knock her out. What a pathetic racer. As Jeff said, get your boobs on the ground and drag yourself. Whiner!

I thought team detectives did a brilliant but dirty move in u-turning the smart (we're not dumb people) Asian team. Didn't think Joe did that much bragging, but who knows with all that creative editing they do, he could have been bragging for two hours on the bus! I would be so u-turning the smartest and fastest couple myself. One of the challenges involved Morse code, which team Asian had to do as the u-turn. Who knew Morse code would be so hard? Guess that is why all teams chose to drag themselves through the mud and mortar instead of decoding, which proved to be the undoing for team Asian, Joe and Heidi, which out of all team would be the ones to cipher it. Instead tired, cold and utterly wretched, Joe and Heidi huddle in the trenches as Phil fetches them to tell them they have been eliminated. Now for all my hard outer shell, I have to admit that was sort of sad, sniff!

The two teams I don't want to win are team Big Brother, and team models. I loved it when Phil tells team model you are the 6th team to arrive....however. Did you see the look on Caite's face. So comical with that mustache and all. HiLLarious! They are surely a firm second for the next dumbest team on the race. Still rooting for the cowboys. After this race they should totally be cultured and all, with eating baquettes (as they said it) and drinking German beer, bungee jumping with cowboy hats and polo playing on wooden horses. Now that's getting cultured!-Single D