Big Brother, Big Boobs-First Eliminated Spoiler!

Is anyone watching Big Brother? Ok, I'm so already into it. I don't want Big B00bs to go home, yeah I know, but hey, she's from Las Vegas, so I gotta root for her, even if she's a dumber than dumb wannabe nerd head. And as for Brendon saying he's like has triple digit IQ, he's doesn't have the smarts to stay away from a showmance, guess he was too mesmerized by the triple D's or is the triple E's. Don't they know anyone in a showmance has the biggest target on their backs? During the veto challenge I so thought he was going to misspell the word, because anyone bragging they have brains usually means they are missing one.

Once again, every one is obviously to the pack of wolves, what do they call themselves, as I ask my daughter....the Brigade or as Lance says, I don't even know what a Brigade is. Well dude! I think Jersey is funny, nick naming his Jersey self as meow meow. Hey I want that name! The History of the Jersey Empire as written by Meow Meow. My vote for the Saboteur is Regan, he's just wimpy enough to agree to something like that. What are they going to do once the Saboteur is revealed?

Hope Annie goes home, she does nothing for me. Next on my hit list, the girl with the curly hair, where has she been for two episodes? I don't even know her name and just as well, because once you name them, they become like pets and you can't get rid of them. The sheriff is just a loser. Anyone that doesn't even try to pull themselves through thick honey, well girl, turn in your gun, because I wouldn't want you protect me, you're slow as molasses.

Oh by the way, STOP HERE SPOILER COMING:

-Annie is the first evicted houseguest AND IS THE SABOTEUR. So my guess for Ragan was wrong. Ok, so he's just a wimp!

-Single D

The Bachelorette Ali-Hometown Dates

I love the hometown dates because what better way to judge a person than whose he related to, and you know how scary in-laws can be! Speaking of scary, deers, bears, and squirrels oh my! Ali is not in Kirk's dad's home for more than 5 minutes when his dad says would you like to see my basement little girl (I added that part)? Don't bad things happen in basements? Basements are downright scary and just the place to do what else???? Taxidermy, oh my! Didn't even know anyone did that anymore and what does he do it for a hobby or for a living? That in my book is right up there with the embalmist. Guess Kirk's stepmother didn't have much to say because they didn't give her any air time, except the rolling of the eyes when Kirk's dad mention the basement. Yes, I would have to think twice about getting myself hitched to a family like that. I guess a family that stuffs dead animals together stays together? Apparently not! Doesn't seem like Kirk's dad is none too fond of Kirk's mother, just an impression.

My favorite family was Chris's dad and his quaint house on Cape Cod. Just the kind of house I would picture someone living in the Cape of Cod would have. And what about his sisters? They were right out of the "Daughters of the Revolution". I can so imagine them doing a quilting bee and mending flags. I would definitely marry Chris, just so I could move in with Dad and live near the beach and sit in the rocker on the porch. What a life. No wonder Chris moved back home, it's the life of Riley!

Roberto's family seems nice enough and it looks like the brother has already married a "guero" (Spanish for blond), so Ali would fit right. She was right when she said any guy in a baseball uniform is so sexy! What is he a baseball player or an insurance salesman? His dad seemed concerned that Ali might be too career oriented for Roberto.

I was so hoping that she would have gotten rid of Frank, he is way to high maintenance and high strung. Does she really want to go through life with his manic depressive ways? Seems like he's already trying to back out of the whole thing and yet she doesn't see it. His family seems nice enough and sure everyone wants Ali as their daughter-in-law and why not. She's perfect.

Too bad she cut loose Kirk, granted he has a weird family, but he was falling hard for her where Frank seems like he wants to head in the other direction and it seems like he has some emotional meltdown next episode when they are in paradise, Tahiti (that's where we went on our honeymoon, beautiful!). Well if she can't sense his fear then she needs a good head dipping in the ocean. Come on, it will be down to Chris or Roberto and we already know that. A word of advice Ali, when you send someone packing, at least try to give some words of comfort instead of standing there looking all distraught. Tell the reject bachelor that he'll find his soul mate someday because he's good and kind and sweet and sexy. It's not about you in that moment, it's about making it less hard for the guy. Let him feel that some where there is someone for him, it's just not you. And oh by the way, it's a Dennis Bracelet, well Dennis, you need to market those things because they look beautiful!-Single D

PS-If you are reading this then you must leave your comments in English please!