The Bachelorette-Ashley Choses JP

Didn't I call it? I'm just wondering why Ashley let Ben go down on one knee when she knew he wasn't the one. Could she spare him the humiliation? Like he said on After the Rose, it was the getting up off the knee that was the hardest part. I felt really bad for him, he was and is such a great guy, but let's face it, we knew Ashley had already made up her mind for JP when her tatted up sister said she didn't like him and Ashley just fell to pieces. Yep as Ashley said, she's such a B!tch! Let's judge someone after meeting them for all of 10 minutes. Poor JP, he must really love the girl, because that would be an indication for any guy to run the other way.

Something about JP that is just so sexy, Ben didn't have a chance, but he would be a great catch especially that his mother is the Martha Stewart of Sonoma, who wouldn't want to marry into that family?

Remains to be seen if Ashley and JP can follow in the footsteps of Ryan and Trista. They are both such cute couples. Didn't like Ashley's new hairdo on the After the Rose, looks like she got a Brazilian Straightener and new dye color. I loved her long sassy bangs on the show, almost made me want to run out and get that cut!

Well, good luck to them and I'm sure the mags will keep us informed of their relationship in gory detail.

The Bachelorette Prediction

I'm betting the farm that the final two will be JP and Ben with JP being the last man standing!

The Bachelorette Hometown Dates

Pretty much the final four come from well established families. Ashley will have no problem marrying into money with any of these families. No dysfunction among the whole lot of them. If anything, looks like Ashley is the one whose family might be somewhat borderline, what with her sister covered in tats, not that that's a bad thing, but all the bachelor's families are pretty pristine and well established. Among the four of them, Ben, JP, Constantine and Ames, I liked Constantine's family. Welcome to my Big Fat Greek Family! What you no eat no meat? That's ok I make you lamb. (from my Big Fat Greek Wedding). I liked Ben's family lifestyle, Sonoma, wine country, heaven.

It was totally apparent that to Ames's family that there wasn't that strong of a connection between Ames and Ashley and when Ashley eliminated Ames, the look on his face, sheer confusion. He was stunned into a frozen smile, like he had been hit in the head again. He couldn't believe that she didn't call his name out. He looked pleading to Constantine, like what happening. Poor Ames, he's just odd, but in a good way. He's so smart and forward thinking. I loved the story he told Ashley on their date about magiaordinario, finding the magic in ordinary things. He is so sweet, but a little to stunted in social growth. Sorry to see you go Ames, someone will love that incredible brain, those bright white teeth and that wide smile, just not Ashley.

The Bachelorette Ashley-final four

I don't think I need to say anything more, see my previous post, that the final four were going to be JP, Constantine, Ben and Ames. Out of the four, I bet it will be between JP and Ben. I don't see Ashley having that great of a connection with Ames or Constantine. JP and Ben are totally invested in her. Go Ashley, let's hope she's over that whole Bentley thing because she has really great guys. Didn't you love Taiwan. Been to Hong Kong and Macau but missed Taiwan. I will have to make it a point to visit there next time. Loved the outtake of the dog peeing on Ashley's and Constantine's love lantern, way too funny. I want to go there and release a lantern in the sky like that, that was awesome!

Next week it's the hometown dates. My how this season has flown by. Next thing you know we will be reading about Ashley and her pick in People Magazine. As for that whole Emily and Brad fiasco, come on, I'm so over Brad, it's time to move on, enough is enough after the first Bachelor season with him and then Vienna and now Emily, he deserves to be alone, the guy obviously has commitment issues. So long Womack, time for you to leave for good.

The Bachelorette-Bye Bye Bentley

Was that sweet satisfaction? After Ashley mooning over that no good dog Bentley, dubbed the most hated man in America (presently). Chris tells Ashley that Bentley has come to Hong Kong to settle Ashley's infatuation with him once and for all. Never mind that she is in Hong Kong, one of the world's most exciting cities, never mind that she still has a handful of great guys, never mind that she has JP! She still crying and saying Bentley over and over. When Chris tells Ashley that Bentley is in the hotel right now this very minute, Ashley is like really, no shut up, really, are you serious, is this a joke, seriously? Has Chris Hanson ever lied to you? Don't you think the producers are thinking this is dynamite TV? Chris coaches her that she needs to be firm, don't be vague, in other words get that schmuck to spill! Ashley composes herself, pauses in front of Bentley's room, acting like the foolish school girl that she is and knocks on his door. After she goes in for a welcome kiss, they sit opposite ends of the couch. She says when he left the show, all the other guys thought she was taking it hard because he left, but in reality it was so hard for her because of him, because she fell hard and because of the dot dot dot. Bentley's ego is inflated (more). Is there a dot dot dot? To which he says, I would implore you to see what you have here since I'm there and it doesn't look good. She says so this is a period? Finally she says you came all the way here to tell me that, well you should had called (do I sense a spark of venom?). Why call when you can get a free trip? After she left his room, I was hoping they put him back on a plane post haste.

Ashley finally realizes that he's a player and she's been played, so "Bentley, if you are watching...F----You, I'm done" Strong words considering that their conversation ended pretty mildly. But in the end, we felt vindicated, relieved that the girl came to her senses! When she tells JP the first to know of that whole Bentley scene he's understanding, what's not to love about him, sensitive and good looking! When she decides to tell the other guys during the rose ceremony, talk about cat fight, the man claws came out, Ashley was raked over the coals for her confession that she was smitten to the core for Bentley. Lucas was particularly angry and unforgiving, too bad he already had a rose, because I thought he should have left and might have just like Mickey did. I loved Ashley's quick thinking when Mickey said to get rid of me tonight and Ashley said well you have to make that choice yourself which he did on the next saipan out. Ashley was pretty beat up, did she deserve it, yes, but hey guys, it's TV, she didn't kill your mother, loosen up! She sends Blake home as well, as he too voiced loudly his disdain for her indiscretion.

The Bachelorette-Still In Thailand Still Mooning Over Bentley

I counted how many times Ashley said Bentley during last night's episode, at least 12 times. That's twice every ten minutes. Come on Ashley, mooning over someone doesn't look good on you, especially when smiling is her best asset. She's not a great beauty, but she does look cute when she's upbeat and smiling. Since Bentley has left she has been reserved and sour. She's so insecure that when she heard from Will (how did he become the trusted one?) told her that Ben C. was already planning to do online dating, she went ballistic and fired him on the spot, you're fired (oh that's Celebrity Apprentice). Well she said no rose for you so off with you NOW! Leaving him little chance of defending himself or explaining (probably an innocent remark told in jest), but leave it to that weasel Will and he's become the biggest weasel since that whole roast fiasco. Will smugly smiling that his plan worked and he outed the other guy on the two will go, one will stay date. Little did he know, when he said, he likes being a kid, that sealed his fate with Ashley, which she probably had her mind made up already anyway that he wasn't getting the rose after all, so bye bye. What woman wants a kid anyway? Hear that men, we don't want to mother kids, we want REAL men! Smart men, funny men, successful men, not boys. Will definitely has a lot of growing up to do, once in the limo, he said he was going back into his dark place since he's such a loser. Ya think, two words Will, Grow Up!

I was hoping she would give Ames the rose, since he took a concussion for her during all that Thai boxing stuff. Hey a person could die from a blow to the head, remember Natasha Richardson? Even when he came back to the group he was still his funny gentlemanly self. I liked that. He ranked high on the brownie scale. Not much of a fighter, more of a poet, how romantic. Smart and funny, so why is she still whining over Bentley, so much so, she tells Chris she needs closure with him, so what are they going to do, but bring him back for a free trip to Hong Kong. I hope the guys stage a protest and do a group walk out that would serve her right. And hey, hottie, JP, you can call me anytime. Bentley has nothing over you!

Chaing Mai, Thailand, put on bucket list!

Bachelorette Ashley in Thailand

I was trying to count how many times Ashley said Bentley's name. Seriously! Every other word out of her mouth was Bentley. She has so many great guys. What I wouldn't give! Finally we get to see what the other guys are like. JP is still a hot cutie in my opinion and I would right there and then crown him the winner, until Ashley had her date with Ames. Who knew, he's so funny and smart, two things that are SO important in my book. Ben F seems really nice and sweet, who doesn't love a guy that paints elephants? Doesn't Thailand look amazing! Put on bucket list. Didn't the navigator's (concierge everywhere else) accent remind of you of "love you long time, sailor?"

I loved when Ashley and Ames were kayaking though the tall outcropping islands, how romantic, even though Ashley confessed she was still thinking of Bentley. Come on, will someone drop a rock on her. Wake up get a life! The guys are ganging up on Ryan, mister, I can't help it if I'm happy all the time, maybe I should get mad because it's raining he says with a big grin. He's like the dwarfs Dopey and Happy all in one. Not sure if he's for real, but he does seem like he has a lot on the ball. In the first episode I was so smitten with Will, but now he looks like a snotty nose seven year old, the last kid to get picked on the softball team. She should have sent him home along with West. Poor West, good choice to send him home, don't think he's ready for commitment after losing his wife and who, as Ashley says, wants to fill those shoes.

Alas, please don't tell me Bentley makes a come back next week. Cripes! Ashley will be a total wreck if he comes back and then the guys should walk out in mass, would serve her right!

Bachelorette Ashley

Ashley, one word, pathetic! Really? Come on, some guy you just met two weeks ago is making you lose your cool? Begging and pleading is not becoming and reduces women everywhere into groveling sniveling weak imbeciles. Bentley is a turd and he is leaving a legacy of not being able to trust men for his daughter. What kind of egocentric guy reveals to the world that he'd rather swim in pee than plan a wedding with Ashley. How disgusting. She might not be the girl for him, but hey, you signed up for the gig for what devious purpose (we have yet to discover, not that I care), but to be so crass, snickering at the expense of someone who seems genuinely nice is rotten to the core and he deserves little happiness in his life. I couldn't help but wince every time Ashley begged him to stay, it was too hard to watch. She needs to get in touch with her instincts because they are way off kilter. Ashley tells Chris that the hardest part is that he said he was leaving but that it was dot dot dot, like maybe something in the future could happen which gave her some tiny thread of hope. Chris tried to subtlety suggest that if he was into her he would have fought to stay. Did it sink in? Probably not. She's really naive in the men department and has serious insecurity issues which isn't very becoming. That is why she doesn't have the love she deserves, because she thinks she isn't good enough as evident with at failed Roast the Bachelorette fiasco. Sure I experienced a pang of hate when the otherwise seemingly congenial Will does his stand up roast only to expose his selfish need to be discovered at the expense of hurting Ashley's feelings by telling her that he expected Emily or Chantal. Why do guys always like blonds and big boobs. Just isn't fair, but Ashley took the ribbing about her small breast great it was only when Will mention Emily and Chantal her insecurity sprung into action. I guess I would be insecure too measuring up against a pretty blond and a chesty brunette. The girl can't win. I think deep down inside Will is a nice guy which probably explains why she spared him this round. I was hoping he would go with the unmasked man who turns out to look like Fred Flintstone's weird cousin. Because of that whole wearing the masked thing, he ruined any chances of Ashley getting to know him. It just backfired, because the mask actually was the barrier for anyone to get to know him. Once unmasked it was a big disappointment, because the allure of the Phantom just wasn't there, not that it was when he did wear the mask. His personality just wasn't big enough to win anyone over. Glad to see him go, now Ashley move on, Bentley is a pr!-K!

Taped Jimmy Kimmel because Ashley was to make a guest appearance and dish and word has it that Bentley comes back, let's hope it's just for the Bachelors Tell All segment!

The Bachelorette-Ashley

Come on, really keeping the masked man for another episode? Just when he was about to reveal himself they get interrupted. How planned was that? I'm wondering just how much money they paying Ashley to keep Batman around. He is so totally creepy. There is nothing mysterious, sexy or prince charming about him. He looks greasy, has serial killer eyes and needs a shave. Kept the masked man but eliminated cutie Ryan, what is she thinking? And eliminated poor Stephan, a potential boyfriend with benefits, he was a hairdresser.

Her date with William went well in Las Vegas, hey where was I when they were dining in the Belliago fountain? William seems nice enough, but where do you go from being a cell phone salesman? Ashley seems more demanding of someone with career potential and William doesn't fit the bill.

I won't have any sympathy for Ashley when she watches the show to see how Bentley so totally disses her as not "his type". Only one word for that guy, assh0!e. What a jerk, and she says her instinct tells her he's sincere. She's just blinded by the looks. Sure he's cute, but really? Looks like she gets the double whammy next week when someone says, they thought it was going to be either Chantal or Emily as the bachelorette and Bentley finally tells her the truth? She was practically begging him to stay, what's wrong with the girl?

Either way, let's hope she gets rid of the the jerk and the masked man, if she's smart enough and so far, she's not.

Celebrity Apprentice-Winner is John Rich and the Bachelorette Premiere-Ashley

I was disappointed. Sure it was a pretty even match, but come on Donald, just because he kinda cheated and called in some favors to raise money for the final event when it wasn't a fund raiser, was that fair? Gumption, I call it cheating. Cheating's cheating. I thought it should have been based solely on whose production of 7up the Uncola was the best. Marlee getting the retro voice of Jeffery from the original 7up commercial from the 70's was a stroke of genius. Yes, I liked the can design from John Rich's group, zebra stripes but that whole 20 minutes of no Def Leopard on stage and not greeting the Donald and execs when they came in should have been huge negatives in John Rich's campaign. But I guess for Trump, it's all about the money, and money won out. Marlee did a fantastic job nonetheless, even if she did look like the Jolly Green Giant's little sister in that green outfit. I did like John Rich's photo shoot, who can deny a guy in a cowboy hat? Wonder what he really looks like without the hat?

Which brings me to the premiere of the Bachelorette, Ashley. Don't know why she didn't get rid of the masked man. He's creepy and it looks like he keeps the mask on for the upcoming episodes, even while taking a crap on the toilet. One word, weird. Enough is enough, apparently he doesn't have enough confidence to show his real self although he says it's just the opposite. He kept saying that he wasn't here to party, but hey, wearing a mask, isn't that for parties? Fortunately for Ashley she has quite a good selection of guys. Somehow, I'm thinking the producers told her to keep Bentley, whom she knows from a girlfriend who called her to tell her before the show that Bentley has ulterior motives. He even said that he was hot for previous season winner, Emily. Poor Ashley, stupid is as stupid does. I'm sure she must have felt some conflict keeping him, so why go against instinct, because the producers say so (I'm thinking, because where's the drama if she lets him go?). She got rid of the drunk, too bad, because he totally dissed the masked man by putting pillows between them like he was some kind of leper. Ok, so he was drunk and he's a liquor distributor. Hummm, not a good combination. I like the cell phone salesman, he had a nice smile :) and hey, free phones, what more can a girl ask for? The three guys she should have kept were Anthony the butcher (seemed really nice, even if he does have that Bronx accent), Chris M & Jon, two cuties which deserved a chance rather than Bentley who is just taking up space. Boo go home I hate you already!

The Next Bachelorette-Ashley Hebert

Ashley, third place runner up or cast off of Brad Womack Bachelor season, will be the next season's Bachelorette. The 26 year old dental student is ready to fall in love so bring on the men!

The Bachelorette Ali Choses!

It was a hard decision, two good guys, one Latin hunk, one mom's apple pie. Both sound choices. But it was obvious during that episode whom she had fallen for and let's face it ladies, weren't we so over the last bachelor, Jake, who turned out not to be the manly man we all thought he was. Instead he was just marshmellow fluff, poofy like a cotton ball, no substance, no meat. Women want a Man, capital M. We want a he-man, we want someone strong, self confident, funny. Our protector and our romancer. We want someone who knows how to ride a motor scooter and not fall off, we want someone who goes fast on a jet ski but yet is gentle and sexy at the same time. We want Roberto! Snaps for Ali for making the decision to let Chris go the day before and not let him suffer the humiliation of getting the last minute rejection. It was tender and honest, but I would have liked for her to say- Chris you're a wonderful man and will someday find that special someone, but no it was all about her and how hard it was. Chris was a gentleman all the way, full of grace and compassion. And what about that rainbow, it really was like his mother watching over him. It was truly a perfect ending for him, even if he didn't get the girl. Hey Chris, if you can't find that perfect girl, just give me a call, if you like cougar that is!

The After the Final Rose show, Frank was a no show, proving that he really is a turd. Good riddance! Ali and Roberto still looked like they were in love and are moving to San Diego. Well, good for them I say. As I watched it with my daughter, I said during one of their mushy cuddly scenes, I give them 6 months, my daughter pipes up and says I give them two. Let's hope Ali and Roberto do find their fairy tale ending, because we all know the failure rate for finding love on reality.-Single D

The Bachelorette Ali, The Guys Tell All

A couple of facts from the reunion show, Kirk is still in love with Ali, Justin is even more of a jerk with the new fact that he had not one but two girlfriends during the show, Kasey is still very very weird, yet somehow still beloved by his guys in the hood, and the weatherman is still the biggest weenie of the lot!-Single D

The Bachelorette Ali and the Bad Romance

Schmuck, loser, pond scum, scum of scum, egoist, selfish fish, liar, moron, vomiticus, there I've vented!

Let's see, the guys have been on the show for 6 to 8 weeks, they have been all over the world for free and get to compete for the affections of the Bachelorette. You would think after all that time, a guy would know if he's completely over this last romance. I knew there was something suspicious about Frank. He seemed off, either he was harboring serial killer tendencies (like I said in one post about him), bi-polar, or gasp gay! But we was neither, come on, I would have preferred him to be gay, at least we could have been good friends and he could have decorated my bedroom. But no, he's still mooning over his last girlfriend. How low, how despicable! It wasn't enough that he was feeling hesitant about his feelings for Ali, but, when he had the audacity to actually say her name on TV, well, that was confirmation that he wasn't over her. Nicole. And of course how could the producers not opt for him to make a last minute visit to her, just in case he was still in love with her. How perfect was that? Did the producers purposely find some schmuck that was still mooning over a past girlfriend? How could they! It wasn't enough that they had Justin, X-rated wrestler after fame and fortune, and purely there for economical reasons, but now they found a schmuck that still has feelings for his ex. What I'm wondering, is how long have they been broken up and who did the break-off? Seems like the way "Nicole" was talking Frank did the break-up as Nicole whispers that her life wasn't the same without him. Nicole, one word RUN! Any guy that breaks up with a girl and goes on a reality show to get over his past love is a loser and a user. That's what Frank is, a user, loser, selfish, a p-----, a d----, a mf, oh, did I already do that?

What I'm not getting is that Ali must have known or seen clues that something was off. She even said that he was hot and then cold, yes and then no, (oh don't get me humming that Katy Perry song!). So she either refused to see it or thought she could change is ways. Just like a woman, trying to go after the bad boys. Why do we do that? Well, the guy is a jerk. She should have kept Kirk like I wanted her to do last episode, even if Kirk's dad was a little scary. I hope Frank-enstein lives a long a happy life with "Nicole". And Ali, you have two great guys, we knew those two would be the last ones standing. Now it's a really hard decision to chose between two good guys, but I'm thinking she's going to chose Roberto, they have hot chemistry. Chris is a nice guy and probably better husband material, but he needs to stop pecking at her like a chicken, he obviously isn't a hot kisser. Yuck!-Single D

The Bachelorette Ali-Hometown Dates

I love the hometown dates because what better way to judge a person than whose he related to, and you know how scary in-laws can be! Speaking of scary, deers, bears, and squirrels oh my! Ali is not in Kirk's dad's home for more than 5 minutes when his dad says would you like to see my basement little girl (I added that part)? Don't bad things happen in basements? Basements are downright scary and just the place to do what else???? Taxidermy, oh my! Didn't even know anyone did that anymore and what does he do it for a hobby or for a living? That in my book is right up there with the embalmist. Guess Kirk's stepmother didn't have much to say because they didn't give her any air time, except the rolling of the eyes when Kirk's dad mention the basement. Yes, I would have to think twice about getting myself hitched to a family like that. I guess a family that stuffs dead animals together stays together? Apparently not! Doesn't seem like Kirk's dad is none too fond of Kirk's mother, just an impression.

My favorite family was Chris's dad and his quaint house on Cape Cod. Just the kind of house I would picture someone living in the Cape of Cod would have. And what about his sisters? They were right out of the "Daughters of the Revolution". I can so imagine them doing a quilting bee and mending flags. I would definitely marry Chris, just so I could move in with Dad and live near the beach and sit in the rocker on the porch. What a life. No wonder Chris moved back home, it's the life of Riley!

Roberto's family seems nice enough and it looks like the brother has already married a "guero" (Spanish for blond), so Ali would fit right. She was right when she said any guy in a baseball uniform is so sexy! What is he a baseball player or an insurance salesman? His dad seemed concerned that Ali might be too career oriented for Roberto.

I was so hoping that she would have gotten rid of Frank, he is way to high maintenance and high strung. Does she really want to go through life with his manic depressive ways? Seems like he's already trying to back out of the whole thing and yet she doesn't see it. His family seems nice enough and sure everyone wants Ali as their daughter-in-law and why not. She's perfect.

Too bad she cut loose Kirk, granted he has a weird family, but he was falling hard for her where Frank seems like he wants to head in the other direction and it seems like he has some emotional meltdown next episode when they are in paradise, Tahiti (that's where we went on our honeymoon, beautiful!). Well if she can't sense his fear then she needs a good head dipping in the ocean. Come on, it will be down to Chris or Roberto and we already know that. A word of advice Ali, when you send someone packing, at least try to give some words of comfort instead of standing there looking all distraught. Tell the reject bachelor that he'll find his soul mate someday because he's good and kind and sweet and sexy. It's not about you in that moment, it's about making it less hard for the guy. Let him feel that some where there is someone for him, it's just not you. And oh by the way, it's a Dennis Bracelet, well Dennis, you need to market those things because they look beautiful!-Single D

PS-If you are reading this then you must leave your comments in English please!

The Bachelorette in Portugal and Can You Say OMG Jake and Vienna!

Last night's episode was overshadowed by the tantalizing preview of the smack down between Jake and Vienna. I so thought it would just be another he said, she said and it was, but it was so much better than I had anticipated. I was howling and laughing my head off. Did you notice how they were sitting on the loveseat, both with crossed legs and crossed arms. Can you say stand-off? Jake was so trying to be above it all, until she called him what a "fame-whore" within the first two minutes of the interview. I think Vienna might have just added to the Merriam Webster's vernacular of current hip sayings with the induction of "fame-whore", and underneath those words will be as contributed by Vienna what's her name. Speaking of fame-whore, she that spewed do-eth. She's as much of a fame-whore as he is. She transplanted herself in record time to LA from Florida so she see and be seen on "Dancing with the Stars". He complained she didn't have a job, she complained that he doesn't work, to which he replied I'm a pilot, to which she replied but you haven't worked in a year, to which he replied I just flew lasted weekend. She complained he wasn't affectionate, to which he complained, how can you be affectionate to someone who is constantly undermining you and won't shut the hell up (I added that). Well she wouldn't, which was probably the biggest reason Jake was so done with her. Every time he tried to defend himself, she'd cut him off. The whole conversation was Vienna talking, with Jake trying to get a word in edge-wise. He'd end up saying, there she goes again, and again, and again until he finally said, "Please shut up!" (well at least he said please!). And to that she stormed off the set, never to come back again or be seen again, ya right! In the beginning I was kinda on Vienna's side because I so lost my love affair with Jake after picking her. He came off in the end like a whining mama's boy, so he deserved what he got. But after Vienna could not stopping yakking and with Jake trying to sit smugly trying to let her dig herself deeper, it became a toss up on who was worst. My vote, they both deserve each. All in all a good night of TV hiliarity.

Meanwhile on the Bachelorette, Ali sends Ty home which I so knew he wasn't for her. He's divorced, a hick and really really old fashioned. I don't care how much he said he had changed, you can take the boy out of hickville, but can you take the hick out of the boy?

I didn't think Ali would send Chris home, she was after all wearing the bracelet he had made for her. What did he call it a dentist bracelet? Hey those might be the next big thing. My vote is either for Roberto or Chris. And oh, didn't Portugal look amazing, put on bucket list!-Single D

The Bachelorette Ali in Turkey

Ok, burn the big G on my forehead. G for gullible, golly gee, gawds, good grief. Didn't see that one coming from Justin. How quickly the viewing public forgets that uh dud, didn't every guy in the house hate him from the beginning and voted him out in the first episode? Isn't he the one that out of everyone else might have a hidden agenda being a pro wrestler and all? And how quickly I was so taken with his Cheshire Cat eating grin swallowing Kasey whole and spitting him out in tiny itty bitty pieces. But it was Ali doing the chewing and spitting him out in little pieces in last night episode. Could we have asked for more drama! You so know when Chris Hansen makes an appearance at your hotel door something terrible is going to happen. Chris is so Mr. Cool, when he tells Ali that Justin has a girlfriend and has even been calling her through this whole thing. What Ali says! Sure we have proof says Chris, let's call her. Ya lets do! That was a great touch! When Ali confronts Justin, he is so taken by surprise, he gets up and leaves or rather scurries, exit stage left. Just like a man! Why do they always run out? I always tell my husband after a pretty nasty quarrel, if you run out you will just have to come back and face the music, so take it like a man! Snaps for Ali telling that to Justin, who by this point was feeling shrunk down in size. Didn't look like his broken leg was bothering him now. Whoopsee, caught ya. I'm wondering how long his girlfriend will be his girlfriend when he gets home. It was a nice soap opera-ish touch when they were playing all her save messages from Justin as he walks the walk of shame, which in reality show time, will probably last all of 5 minutes before some other show comes knocking. And I thought he was a mama's boy, shame on you for making me like you!

After all that drama, a little levity was in order and just the thing, what else Turkish wrestlers, was that in honor of Justin? Nothing like big Ottoman guys in oily skin and black leather pants to get one laughing. It was funny all the comments the guys were making about being greased with olive oil and having to wrestle guys bigger and stronger than them. Very funny stuff. Ali has been making a few mistakes along the way with her choices in guys. Why did she keep Craig along, when obviously she has no physical attraction to him? And now it looks like Frank is going to wig out on her. He does seem to have those kind of weird psycho eyes, like he could have a leading role in the Ted Bundy story. Ali wake up! Make better choices or you will never find the right man! Oh yeah, didn't Turkey look fantastic-put on bucket list!-Single D

The Bachelorette Ali

What was the first things I did when I came back home from vacation? Watch 4 hours of the bachelorette of course! Never mind we had been traveling all day, picked up the dogs, cleaned the house (why was it so dirty? no one was home!), unpacked the bags and did 6 loads of laundry, not to mention the time change, but I was still up to watch the bachelorette. I caught the elimination of one episode where the weatherman and Jesse got eliminated when we were in NYC. I'm like why eliminate that bo-hunky, bo-delicious specimen of manliness (speaking of Jesse here)? Poor weatherman, what are we going to do without his humorous forecast of the way his love life is going? Sure he was like a 7 year old in that department, kinda like the male version of Drew Barrymore in Never Been Kissed. Unfortunately, he didn't forecast that a tornado was going to eliminate him from the game. And come on Ali! She had all instincts that Kasey was a 100% goofball after he did count'em 3 songs which made one want to put their paws over their ears and howl. Gads! How embarrassing and goofy, he would have been so gone after the first song! And what's up with his voice, it's like he speaking through a paper cup, as evident when he was reciting his poem to her in Iceland. Doesn't Iceland look amazing? Put on bucket list. In Iceland, Ali was feeling like Kirk was hiding something from her, so when they had their one on one, he told her about his illness incurred from living with mold. Ali was like, whew, it's about a disease and not about woman problems. Gee I'm thinking the disease is worse. Although in this week's preview it looks like Kirk has a girlfriend, can it be?? I say, let the drama begin!

Looks like the front runners for Ali are Chris, Kirk, Roberto. My bet is for Roberto, can you say Rico Savvy?

And hey, during the two week episodes, didn't Justin look like the cat that ate the rat? He so has that Cheshire Cat eating grin when it came to Krazy Kasey and that hideous tattoo. Ya you called it right that he was faking that whole burn thing. Can only say one thing about Kasey, Koo Koo Krazy Kasey. Now go stalk someone else. Ali you should have gotten rid of him before you eliminated Jesse, you so knew something was off with him, instead you give him a second chance, was that the producer's idea, so you could get rid of him in a more dramatic way by leaving him stranded on a glacier? Another one bites the dust, or in this case ice.-Single D

The Bachelorette Ali and the Bare Naked Men

That whole BareNaked Ladies filming bachelorette with her guys in various scenes and making it into a music video, yeah right. Lame, lame, lame, but the funniest part once again was the weatherman and his school boy adolescence behavior. Has he never kissed a girl and made them cry? Cry running and screaming. OMG is he still a virgin? Sweaty palms and man crying or in this case, boy crying! Ali had to bolster a weeping weatherman reassuring him it was alright. Endearing for about 2 seconds, then it's gee, does she really want a snotty nose 7- year old?

Roberto seems like a better match as evident with his swarthy confidence and manly strong arms holding Ali up on the high wire and getting the rose on his date. Hubba Bubba! She made the right decision letting Hunter go, there was absolutely no chemistry between them. She didn't even make a move to kiss him, like she does with the guys she likes. She couldn't stop kissing Kirk during the video shoot much to the dismay of Frank who already thinks of her as his girlfriend. I kept wavering last night on whether or not Justin was playing it up or really being earnest. That whole man crying thing is kinda of embarrassing. Sure he walked a smile just to see her smile (isn't there a song like that?), that was very chivalrous and made me think he was serious. But then, at times it seems like a competition for him, to win the prize, be the last man standing, win the belt or whatever wrestlers win. The guys in the house are just as bad as a house full of women instead of divas it's the jock dude attitudes. Next week it's travel to NYC!-Single D

The Bachelorette Ali

Why why why! she eliminated my guy Chris H. real estate developer from Canada. Did he even get any time with her? What's up with that, a hottie and gainfully employed, what more could a girl ask for? Look at that picture, is he not yummy?

It was a lol time with that whole photo shoot thing and the guys sporting speedos. I had to crack up, the weatherman apparently suffers not only from short man syndrome but also from tiny weiner shame. Stick a sock in it! He was too camera shy to come out in his speedo saying that the black bottoms he was sporting looked like they were the bottoms to Ali's black bikini top. But did you notice towards the end tho he was posing like the black speedo was a second skin? Ok he was a good sport, but he's still kinda creepy. I thought his references to Craig as being a category 6 bleep bleep was funny. And what was up with "dangerous Craig"? What was that good editing or what? It totally made him look like a raving maniacal lunatic. Those eyes! If I were him, I'd be suing ABC, unless of course he really is like that and then it was a good thing that she eliminate him. Obviously Craig was only on the show for himself because he's so totally into himself, case in point when Ali called him out on him not showing any interest and his reply, well, maybe if he spent some time with her, he could get interested. Yeah right, like the one of the guys said, he's only on the show to get more hair products. Ha!

Jesse is a hulk, but can you say immature. Sure he's easy on the eyes, but let's face it, he's not marriage material. Next to him, Ali seems like Mrs. Robinson. Thought goofy Frank held is own on his date with Ali and was surprisingly a good fit. Looks like next week's raving maniacal lunatic is broken foot Justin. Had to give the guy props for hopping everywhere just to keep up. Seems honestly determined, but who knows, definitely not a fit for Ali.-Single D