Saturday, April 3, 2010

Survivors-Heroes vs Villains-Goodbye Rob

Well, was it a hero or a villain who made his departure last Thursday? I guess there would be controversy over that one. For many, a total and devasting loss, sniff! Rob still couldn't get his head around Tyson's departure. Wait till he hears that it was Tyson that brought his own undoing. Without Rob leading the challenge, who is worthy to take the reins? Everyone on the villains tribe is so villainous that it positively made Boston Rob look saintly with the biggest devil (Russell) still playing at the mind control games and this time on easily swayed Jerri. You so knew she'd switch with just a tidbit of a promise she flip flops like a fish out of water. How can anyone be so blinded by that evil Hobbit (who said that?) Russell? Coach blames Jerri for his making a pact with the devil, for crying out loud, stop playing that bulls--t nobility crap! What was with that cowardly vote for Courtney, so you can tell your conscience that you still are true to your word? BS! That non vote was the nail that sealed Boston Robs fate, if anything, why couldn't he swayed Jerri to vote for Courtney, then the two could have battled it out, let the chips fall where they may. Guess his manly persuasion doesn't work so well on Jerri, contrary to his egotist mind. Well, with Boston Rob gone will the villains be able to win any challenges since he led them to win so many times. Let's take stock, Courtney is good for nothing (but baring her bony body) and should have been long gone, Coach is not really a strong player although he pretends he is (in his own mind), and gives it that old school try, the other girls together are not much of a threat not like Candice on the heroes tribe (she's strong!) and Russell, well, I'm sure he employs mind control over the heroes to lose. So in all, villains appear not to be so much of a threat with their biggest player gone. Too bad, yes, Boston Rob made amends this time around and really showed some character telling Jerri, you just do what you have to do to get yourself further in the game. What tell that skank to take a hike! The only way Jerri is going any further in this game is riding the coattails of someone else which was Coach, but will he still let her? He needs to dump her, come on Coach, let your ego go, you don't need her stroking. Geez, men are so stupid!
So glad that the heroes won both challenges which they sorely needed to boost their bruised egos especially Colby who redeemed himself and proved to his tribe that he needed to be there. Now if they can keep it up to the merge then let the chaos begin. Looks like next week the leaderless villains try to devour each other, should be fun, I love to watch people self-destruct!-Single D

Monday, March 29, 2010

Amazing Race-It's Seychelles Not SayChilly!

Two teams that passed the pronunciation test on how to say Seychelles, were father-daughter and the lesbos, everyone else big F. When Caite said you know who the bad kids were in school, Brent was like, uh dud, speak for yourself. Come on Brent, you're a dummy, just admit it, is that unanimous or anonymous, huh? Phil has to correct him by saying, everyone wants the team Lesbos out and that is unanimous, not anonymous, uh dud.
Doesn't the Seychelles look amazing, put on bucket list.
I cracked up with the two challenges, turtle trot or Ox cart. I guess turtles only react to nice people, that's maybe why Allie was able to lure the turtle to the finish line with the banana. Team Lesbo picked the wrong turtle, either it was the same turtle and he wasn't hungry or he just didn't like their pushy attitude, probably the latter. So it was off with them to do the coconut challenge. Who knew a wayward coconut could so trip you up, but three teams, the cowboys, the lesbos and team dummy (models) no surprise there, didn't see a coconut escape being tossed in their wagon. Caite practically had a melt down (gee we were doing so good, she whines), yeah just because you managed to get seats in the front of the plane and were the first ones off the plane was the one lucky break and probably the only break you'll get. When she heard that they didn't have all their coconuts I was that's right, they're both short a few coconuts in the head.
The brothers got an oxen who looked like he had runny poop problems with Jordan complaining to the ox not to swipe his tail when he was sh!--ing! Yuck!
Team detectives managed not to trip themselves up this leg and ended up a respectable 4th. But team cowboys are slipping up and letting their country bumpkin surface, forgetting their bottle with their map in it (hey that's something the models would do!), so they had to go back to the boat and retrieve it, which made them place last. Thankfully, it was a non-elimination round so they get a second chance next week.
It was good for Steve and Allie to win this round and what a nice prize, dinner on the beach and $7000.00 each. Whoppie! Now go out and buy a new backpack and clothes (or do they get to go back and retrieve their stuff?)-Single D