Survivior Heroes vs Villains-Mud Bath

Missed the first 20 minutes of last nights episode, so totally forgot that it was on until my husband came out of his man cave and said, don't you watch something tonight? I'm like I don't think so as I'm surfing the channels, wait Survivor's on! At work they said something about chickens happened in the first twenty minutes so I'm like I didn't miss much, but after reading the recaps on CBS, looks like I did miss a lot of plotting and back stabbing, the best part. Came in when TJ was telling Cirie that someone said that she couldn't be trusted and her going around asking who would say that. Come on, can anyone be trusted? The Heroes went into the mud bath challenge full throttle with a killer desire to win and they showed them there villains they could finally get their dirt together. I had to laugh when Jeff told them they could change their clothes, what from less dirty to more dirty? When Rupert went up against Coach, I thought for sure the dragon slayer (is he still that?) would push lumbering Rupert in the mud, but Coach laid hands on Rupert which I think threw his game off and Rupert was able to land him in the mud. Again I thought Boston Rob would punk Colby in the mud first, but Colby finally showed some testosterone and pitched him first. I didn't get the fight before the fight between James and Randy. Didn't get the exchange of words, but James easily threw Randy in the mud pit and threw his bag (was that on purpose?) which hit Randy in the head. That James has a real temper. Hey is his skin peeling from a sunburn? Or is that some form of vitaliago that plague Michael Jackson, except James's green? Heroes win the challenge/reward in a clean sweep. Once back at camp, they decide that it's between Randy and Parvoti and in the end, Randy, sour old man, gets sent home. Can you believe the editing that goes on, as it looks like it's totally split between the votes, with Coach saying that he would never write Randy's name down, but does. I'm not getting the reason they voted Randy out, that was a stupid move. Randy has no alliances, no strategy, no one likes him and is a weak player, he's about as harmless as a mosquito, and just as annoying as one. Wouldn't they want to get rid of the threats first, like Coach, Boston Rob, Parvoti. Bad bad move, shows how stupid that tribe is.-Single D

Jake the Bachelor-Reunion Show-Women Tell All

I usually don't care for the reunion shows on the Bachelor, it just serves to draw out the series, come on let's get to the climax, and who wants to watch a bunch of women cry sour grapes for not being chosen. But this one was a goody. Let's see, it involved a lot of crying, Gia, rallied supporters for Vienna, Ali, and a Skank tell all, Rozlyn. Three words, OMG! Gia was still smarting for being sent home, crying in her hair saying that she should have told Jake that she loved him, didn't she show him that during the fantasy suite? Ali did her act of contrition by saying Vienna's not a bad person and that she was ashamed of the way she acted toward her, that was big. But when Chris asked her if she would have chosen to stay, tick tock, tick tock, did you see how she hesitated? And then replied, of course I would have stayed, not! Girl had to think about that one. Obvious her job is more important than a guy. Plus she really didn't want to be on the losing end. Upon closer inspection, Ali is not all that cute. She always has that I just got out of bed look (maybe guys like that?). And what would the whole entire season be if Roz had not come back to defend herself against all the liars in the room. Ah come on Roz, fess up, you fooled around and got caught. Admit it! Chris says to Roz, then everyone in this room who saw you with Ryan, you are calling them liars? Every time he asked her a question, she turned and twisted it around. But what was really telling in the end, because we can all over look that she had hanky panky on the set, who cares, right, but she kept with her steadfast denial, and then in the end, when Chris was trying to make her admit she was lying, she starts attacking Chris, by calling him out about his hitting on the guy's wife, yep the guy, she was supposedly having an affair with. So not only was she fooling around, she was fooling around with a married man! Speaks volumes about the person she is and Jake is lucky he narrowly escaped. Kudos for Chris for not losing his cool when she outright turned the tables on Chris and attacked his character. He said that I hope this experience will make you a better person after all this. Nah, I don't think so. Roz is just in it for momentary fame, what next Playboy? Yah, I think so. Not a good role model for her child in anyway. With a second look at all the expelled ladies, I think he made a mistake letting Ashleigh and Christina go, he even admitted he should have kept Christina around and Ashleigh is way funny, can you do this on tv as she gives the bird! -Single D

Amazing Race-Chilly in Chile

I missed the first ten minutes of Amazing Race last night because I was yelling at my daughter for going over her text limit, until I realized it's Sunday night, something has to be on, no time for discipline, other things are more important! Oh yeah, so I came in when the cowboys somehow got way ahead of the pack. How did Chip and Dale (no no after you) get ahead of everyone? I bet those two have never been outside the farm and are still virgins, giddy-up! I keep waiting for Team Big Brother to mess up and surely thought when they missed their bus that they were going down! The challenges this episode were really lame, dress a llama and gather ingredients to make a German cake. Who knew there were so many Germans in Chile? Of course Granny comes out with a piece of cake on a plate after getting hit in the head by the cow, she's a trooper! And why does CBS blur out the cow taking a dump? I thought that was Hi-lar-ious! Every time someone came to milk them, they had to poop, must be the pumping of the teat that gets them going. Doesn't Chile look awesome, put on bucket list, although it looked very chilly, so why would any team pick the flying condor challenge which would mean a dip in a very chilly lake? And no Jeff, that flimsy piece of fabric will not make you airborne enough to fly, dud! I think Jordan is rubbing off on you. Speaking of dumb, team detective couldn't find a dead body if their life depended on it. They should be going home soon, don't they have to get back to their dog napping case?

Well, when team giddy-up won first and Phil said that they won a sailboat, I think they were hoping to win a tractor or something. Enjoy boys, your days are numbered. -Single D