Ben the New Bachelor

This season looks promising. Bachelorettes riding in on horses, and yes she, Lindzi, got the first impression rose, Miss KY in her lets go to the Derby gigantic hat, and Miss I've won a beauty pageant title, but which title and who gives a rats ass. And who brings their grandma to grease the wheel and win sympathy votes from the bachelor? I thought it was so funny when Elyse said, what's with all the props, big hats, horse, pageant sash and some one's grandmother, wish I would have thought of that, sitting next to an old lady would make me look good!

Thought Ben probably should have gotten a makeover, what guy still parts their hair in the middle, well, maybe if you sing in a barbershop quartet.

The drama is already starting between Jenna (blogger from NY) the loose cannon scary low self esteem bachelorette, why did I come on this show? She will be the one we will not be able to stop watching. She's so neurotic she spent half the night in the bathroom crying because psycho Monica, (Miss I'm always smiling) when I make sarcastic remarks, said something to Jenna said it with a crazed smile on her face. What kind of person does that? Both of them should have been cut loose after the rose ceremony, but Ben gave them both a rose (hey producers did you tell him to keep the cats?). Oh well, let the cat fights begin. I was sad to see Miss London depart the show. I love her accent and even if she does have a horse face, she had comic potential and hey, doesn't she have diplomatic immunity from being rejected? As for the model, Courtney, she's a model really? She's cute in some angles, but beware of that overbite.

No front runners so far. Looks like it's going to be a good season. And I'm glad that the Bachelor is Ben, he's a really good catch, hey lives in San Francisco, and runs a winery in Sonoma. What a charmed life. Ben do you want my phone number, call me!