It's Bi-nanza (how many different ways will she use that pun?) time at the house as Tila's challenge for a date is ride'm cowboys and cowgirls. How is it that prime young studs (or so they think) and young women (can they be called that?) can't hold on to a mechanical bull to save their lives? This is mechanical bull riding for toddlers 101. The bull is in an inflatable wading pool so the contestants d
on't get bruised up should they fall off. The bull is going in slo mo, about 1 turn per every 5 minutes. How hard is that? Are these people wimps or what. How is it that prime young studs (at least they think they are) fall off after 10 seconds? They whole thing was so lame, I had to go to the kitchen to get myself a snack. When I came back, Tila was announcing that the losers were going to cook chili. Gee can I be on the losing team. I would have loved to cook chili, that should have been the challenge, a Bi-Chili cook off. Everyone was criticizing Bo for taking charge of the cooking, hey I love it when a man can cook!
on't get bruised up should they fall off. The bull is going in slo mo, about 1 turn per every 5 minutes. How hard is that? Are these people wimps or what. How is it that prime young studs (at least they think they are) fall off after 10 seconds? They whole thing was so lame, I had to go to the kitchen to get myself a snack. When I came back, Tila was announcing that the losers were going to cook chili. Gee can I be on the losing team. I would have loved to cook chili, that should have been the challenge, a Bi-Chili cook off. Everyone was criticizing Bo for taking charge of the cooking, hey I love it when a man can cook!The next thing we know everyone is in the pool for a pool party, more like a pool orgy. The girls are stacking up on Tila as the guys watch, mouths open, drool dropping. Snap those mouths shut and roll up your tongues guys. I imagine that scene was every guys dream come true. Jersey was so excited he wanted some of the action, but Tila definitely was not feeling it and things came to a screeching halt. The next challenge for the two on one date is down drench derby, cranking water into a bucket until it falls over and drenches the two pairs. Lisa and Kyle win the date. Kyle is showing his cre
epy side again by asking Tila strange sexual questions, like have you ever done it on top of a fridge, in a cave, on a boat, well maybe not exactly those questions, but something to that effect, just plain gross. No wonder they call him kreepy Kyle. When Lisa gets her private time with Tila, kreepy Kyle just kept staring at them. Kreepy Kyle is krazy! Lisa gets the kiss, while Kreepy Kyle get the kan, along with sweet George. He reminded me of last season's Italian Stallion Domenico, just as sweet but without the accent. Poor George, everyone was crying at his departure, I guess he was beloved by the house, but not by Tila. Tila said to Jersey, don't make me regret sending George home. You will honey, you will. As George summed it up, good guys do finish last, and at that cut to Chad head butting really hard Bo....to be continued!
epy side again by asking Tila strange sexual questions, like have you ever done it on top of a fridge, in a cave, on a boat, well maybe not exactly those questions, but something to that effect, just plain gross. No wonder they call him kreepy Kyle. When Lisa gets her private time with Tila, kreepy Kyle just kept staring at them. Kreepy Kyle is krazy! Lisa gets the kiss, while Kreepy Kyle get the kan, along with sweet George. He reminded me of last season's Italian Stallion Domenico, just as sweet but without the accent. Poor George, everyone was crying at his departure, I guess he was beloved by the house, but not by Tila. Tila said to Jersey, don't make me regret sending George home. You will honey, you will. As George summed it up, good guys do finish last, and at that cut to Chad head butting really hard Bo....to be continued!PS-Kyle you're probably not as kreepy as you came off, just stop staring and take some lessons in how to act in front of a girl! -Single D
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