Survivor Gabon-Operation Fake Idol 2

Well, I knew it was going to happen sooner or later. Quiet Professor Bob is playing the game. His true colors revealed themselves starting with his anger at Sugar laughing at Randy when he played the fake idol during tribal for all of America to see, making him the biggest Survivor jackass of all time. Lighten up Bob, that was good TV! I think Bob must have been feeling the guilt and so was angry with himself for putting Randy in that laughable situation. Did I miss the part when delicate Sugar put Bob in a stranglehold and made him give the fake idol to Randy? I think not, Bob is the smartest one there and he knew exactly what he was doing, so suck it up Bob. It was funny!

The reward challenge is the seeing relatives cry fest. Didn't gamer boy, Kenny look like he was really trying to squeeze some water out of those eyes when he saw his sister? Say it with me, crocodile tears! We knew that anything involving puzzles, Bob would win, which he did and enjoyed an afternoon with his wife and pizza. Me, I would have enjoyed the pizza more. The producers are such wimps and everyone else gets the visit with their relatives. Matty becomes the biggest softest marshmallow on the planet and gets all mushy over his girlfriend and proposes to her in the jungles of Africa. Hey, that will make a good story to tell the grand kids one day.

Clever and crafty Bob hatches operation fake idol 2 with Corinne and makes another fake idol. I'm wondering exactly where in the jungle Bob finds all those wooden beads to fashion a fake idol from? The Gabon bead store? He tells Kenny, whose head is now so big it can barely balance on top of his scrawny body, that when the idol was thrown in the ocean by Marcus, he really hid it on the beach and now he has it. If anyone buys that story, I have a bridge I'd like to sell. Kenny fell for it, making him the biggest dummy in Survivor history. He tells Crystal that Bob has the idol and that they will be voting Matty out.

The immunity challenge is lobbing balls on to a target. Again, Bob proves his skills and wins the immunity. The old Fang tribe is voting Corinne out with unbeknownst to Crystal becoming the swing vote. Again, another great twist at tribal, whether Crystal would vote Matty out. When Jeff asked if anyone had the idol, Kenny was practically saying out loud to Corinne to play the idol and when she didn't, Kenny knew he had been duped. Thankfully, Crystal voted Corinne and the queen of mean took her walk of shame. Corinne is forgetting that this is just a game as she venemously spews hate toward those who are left becoming this season's Sue Hawk! -Single D