Project Runway-Night on the Town

Suede loves Tia (his model), Donna's tired of Suede, Suede's still talking in third person. Heidi says that the designers deserve a night on the town. Don't get excited girls that means work! Tim walks in with ponchos and rain boots (cause it's raining outside) for a ride on a double decker bus where they are told they will be taking pictures of NY at night for inspiration for their next challenge, to design something inspired by NY for a night on the town. Dominatrix Stella, whose a native New Yorker, (is she from the Bronx?) gives the ride a leather thumbs up, she doesn't do tourist. All Blayne wants to do is get dolled up and get a tan. Keith is running around NY like a kid in a candy store, Keith says it so hard being gay in Salt Lake City, ya think? Back at the studio Kenley tells us that her design style is the modern day calendar girl, no wonder she looks like Betty Crocker and Leanne is afraid that she will be too creative. What?! Girl you were in the bottom two for the last two challenges, what does that say? Meanwhile, Dom Stella is in lea-tha heaven hammering grommets into her fabric which has all the other designers wanting to hammer her over the head. Hey doesn't Stella look like she could be Cher's cousin or something? Sorry Cher! That accent is driving me crazy! When Tim gets ready to leave, Blayne's like "Holla at cha boy!" which Tim doesn't understand. Ok, I'm old school, to me that's bronx for lady control your kid!

On the runway, Keith's outfit looked like something made of post it notes. Or as Michael Kors said toilet paper caught in a windstorm, ouch! Shy Jennifer designed sleepwear with piano key sleeves. Kenley's dress reminded me of an Easter basket, which I thought was the worst but ended up winning the challenge. Stella, her idea of dressing up for a night on the town is dressing down in lea-tha. Emily and Blayne were making a fashion line for the Carmen Miranda festival with all that cha cha on their dresses, but it was Emily's whose cha cha was draped unflattering across the bosom that was aufed by a very leopardy looking Heidi Klum. -Single D

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A bus tour at night in the rain. I don't think that's what the group thought when they were told they were going out for a night on the town. I think Blayne was the most disappointed since he was looking forward to getting "all dolled up". They are to take photos for inspiration to make an outfit for an evening out. Everyone starts taking pictures except for Stella who can't figure out how to use her camera. Does it matter? All she is going to do is make some rocked out leather thing. I don't even remember what her inspirational picture was come to think of it. After their "night out" the group gets ready for bed and Jarrel comes out of the bathroom (he's already out of the closet) looking like a mime gone bad with his face mask.

Everyone gets their fabric and gets to work. Keith's dress looks like exactly what it is, little pieces of fabric sewed together. I made something like that for one of my Barbie dolls way back when, but mine was made from Kleenex. Same thing. OK, Suede needs to stop talking about himself in third person. Double D doesn't like it!

When it came time to fit the models, Daniel was having a bit of a problem and he has to tell his model to lift up her boob. I hope he doesn't try to prop it up somehow! Joe's dress was really stylin' but Leanne's dress was by far my fave, too cute! I think she should have been the winner but Kenley wins with her bold print fabric and tulle insert. I didn't like it but who am I? I really thought Jennifer's matronly black dress would earn her a big Auff but it was Emily's little black dress with exploded corsage that gets auf'ed. Double D