Shot at Love-Tila Tequila-Who Did She Chose This Time?
Finally, believe me the finale couldn't have come sooner. The last and final lame challenge was to get the red heart out of a block of ice and to help Kristi and Bo were two of their best buds. Immediately Kristi strips down to her short shorts and starts rubbing her ample booty on it. That girl's got alot of junk in the trunk (do they even say that any more?). If they have to use their body parts to heat up the ice we might be here all night, so Tila lets them have items that you would use to make margaritas with. Hey, just give me a margarita and forget the ice. Bo of course takes the shaker and makes quick time of getting the heart out and winning alone time with Tila. Their reward, Bo and company get to spend time with Tila in her lounge upstairs, but their private party is crashed in on by Kristi and company. Later each gets a special date with Tila, Bo's being a date in a room made to look like a sports bar. Is that romantic? There Bo and Tila play games and Bo tells Tila over wieners and fooze ball that he loves her. Meanwhile, Kristi gets the really romantic date with Tila in a quite room by the fireplace. Humm, let me guess who she likes better? Kristi tries to tell Tila that she's scared as she has never had a serious relationship with a woman before. Humm, is she hinting at something? Tila doesn't seem to hear between the lines and tells Kristi that she's crazy about her, something she didn't say to Bo. Later both Kristi and Bo are treated to some pampering before the big reveal.
Now let's just cut to the chase. Tila sends Bo packing. Sorry Bo, I think she kept you around because of pity, you know that broken jaw thingy. A dejected Bo tears off the hospital band that he had kept on his wrist for luck and throws it away. In limo 2, Kristi is second guessing herself, like do I like women or men? A duh, now's not the time to come to a sexual preference crisis. Kristi is like hoping that Tila won't choose her, too late girl, you're goose is cooked! No easy exit for you. Didn't we all know that Tila would choose a girl this time around? As Kristi walks up to Tila and Tila says would you like my key, Kristi is like omg. Kristi it's just a fake key! She tells Tila, sorry but I'm screwed up, I don't know what I want, perfect timing, tell it on national TV. Why did she even go through the whole thing? I know, it's not like it's CNN, this is MTV, noth
ing is serious on MTV.
So what's happen? Tila rejects Bo who says he truely loves her, wants Kristi to be her gal and Kristi, who doesn't know if she likes her, rejects Tila's offer of happiness and a world full of sleazy orgies and pool parties. A rejected Tila takes her walk of shame, teary eye and weeping, my heart's broken again! Well, you'll find no sympathy here, tell it to MTV, oh yeah, I think Tila 3 is already in the works?-Single D
Now let's just cut to the chase. Tila sends Bo packing. Sorry Bo, I think she kept you around because of pity, you know that broken jaw thingy. A dejected Bo tears off the hospital band that he had kept on his wrist for luck and throws it away. In limo 2, Kristi is second guessing herself, like do I like women or men? A duh, now's not the time to come to a sexual preference crisis. Kristi is like hoping that Tila won't choose her, too late girl, you're goose is cooked! No easy exit for you. Didn't we all know that Tila would choose a girl this time around? As Kristi walks up to Tila and Tila says would you like my key, Kristi is like omg. Kristi it's just a fake key! She tells Tila, sorry but I'm screwed up, I don't know what I want, perfect timing, tell it on national TV. Why did she even go through the whole thing? I know, it's not like it's CNN, this is MTV, noth
ing is serious on MTV.
So what's happen? Tila rejects Bo who says he truely loves her, wants Kristi to be her gal and Kristi, who doesn't know if she likes her, rejects Tila's offer of happiness and a world full of sleazy orgies and pool parties. A rejected Tila takes her walk of shame, teary eye and weeping, my heart's broken again! Well, you'll find no sympathy here, tell it to MTV, oh yeah, I think Tila 3 is already in the works?-Single D
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