paint one of the local tut tut taxis green, are Nick and Starr. How are they always the first ones off the plane? Joining them surprisingly are frat boys, Dan and Andrew, with all the other teams lost in India somewhere. The driving looks totally confusing, with cars, taxis and cows sharing the road equally. Tina and Ken are having an especially hard time with their cab driver trying to find Moonlight Motors, but Tina insist she knows the way. Sometime later they are still lost in India. Finally all teams arrive to the road block to join in the painting. Tina trying to make up some lost time is bossing poor Ken on how to tape and paint. Which is exactly what Terence is doing to poor Sarah. I think Tina and Terence should hook up with Ken and Sarah pairing off, then Tina and Terence can really duke it out, they're both such A-type personalities. I thought Sarah should have spray painted Terence's face for pestering her. Hey, doesn't she remind you of another currently famous Sarah?
The detour is to either launder money or launder clothes. Humm, that was a hard one to choose. Ironing clothes seems like cake but it really was the more daunting of task. Teams had to iron 20 pieces of clothing. Not too hard right? First off, was this the Indian version of a public Laundromat? I guess they've never heard of washing machines and dryers. There were guys manually slapping clothes on stone just like in biblical times and where the women were ironing dried (probably sun dried) clothes. The irons were something from the 1800's, some kind of heavy hot charcoal heated thing. I had to crack up how Nick and Starr were just so prepared by bringing their own gloves. Who knew? The other teams are like where did you get your gloves? Starr's like their ours, yep we're that good! And what was Andrew frat boy ironing? It looked like some grandma panties as he complains that he can't iron these. The Frat boys are having a real difficult time of it. Hey, it's just ironing! They make it seem like it's the most difficult thing in the world and when a big gust of wind blew all their hard ironing on the ground even the spectators had a good laugh. The only teams to chose launder money were Ken and Tina and Sarah and Terence. See those two teams really are on the same wave length. Here the teams had to fashion an Indian version of a money lei out of rupees and give it to the groom. What a mob scene, hope no one yells fire! That definitely was the easier task, the only thing hard was trying to find someone to make a money exchange. Both teams after finishing the leis are trying to find the groom. Now wouldn't you think it would be someone in ceremonial garb possibly at some special table? Tina kept asking everyone in the mob if he were the groom. Finally, when Tina and Ken finished their task, Tina was like oh our taxi guy waited, bless his heart. I would have been like, get lost taxi man since he didn't have the slightest clue where anything was. The unfortunate taxi rides cost Ken and Tina their last place finish with Nick and Starr one again placing first, Kelly and Christy second and Mom and Dallas third. Fortunately for Ken (quit your weeping and tell Tina where to get off) and Tina this was really a non elimination round and will suffer a speed bump on the next leg of the race which means they will not be able to make any mistakes or be on the next plane home.-Single D
Monday, November 3, 2008
Amazing Race-Hot and Sweaty in India
paint one of the local tut tut taxis green, are Nick and Starr. How are they always the first ones off the plane? Joining them surprisingly are frat boys, Dan and Andrew, with all the other teams lost in India somewhere. The driving looks totally confusing, with cars, taxis and cows sharing the road equally. Tina and Ken are having an especially hard time with their cab driver trying to find Moonlight Motors, but Tina insist she knows the way. Sometime later they are still lost in India. Finally all teams arrive to the road block to join in the painting. Tina trying to make up some lost time is bossing poor Ken on how to tape and paint. Which is exactly what Terence is doing to poor Sarah. I think Tina and Terence should hook up with Ken and Sarah pairing off, then Tina and Terence can really duke it out, they're both such A-type personalities. I thought Sarah should have spray painted Terence's face for pestering her. Hey, doesn't she remind you of another currently famous Sarah?
The detour is to either launder money or launder clothes. Humm, that was a hard one to choose. Ironing clothes seems like cake but it really was the more daunting of task. Teams had to iron 20 pieces of clothing. Not too hard right? First off, was this the Indian version of a public Laundromat? I guess they've never heard of washing machines and dryers. There were guys manually slapping clothes on stone just like in biblical times and where the women were ironing dried (probably sun dried) clothes. The irons were something from the 1800's, some kind of heavy hot charcoal heated thing. I had to crack up how Nick and Starr were just so prepared by bringing their own gloves. Who knew? The other teams are like where did you get your gloves? Starr's like their ours, yep we're that good! And what was Andrew frat boy ironing? It looked like some grandma panties as he complains that he can't iron these. The Frat boys are having a real difficult time of it. Hey, it's just ironing! They make it seem like it's the most difficult thing in the world and when a big gust of wind blew all their hard ironing on the ground even the spectators had a good laugh. The only teams to chose launder money were Ken and Tina and Sarah and Terence. See those two teams really are on the same wave length. Here the teams had to fashion an Indian version of a money lei out of rupees and give it to the groom. What a mob scene, hope no one yells fire! That definitely was the easier task, the only thing hard was trying to find someone to make a money exchange. Both teams after finishing the leis are trying to find the groom. Now wouldn't you think it would be someone in ceremonial garb possibly at some special table? Tina kept asking everyone in the mob if he were the groom. Finally, when Tina and Ken finished their task, Tina was like oh our taxi guy waited, bless his heart. I would have been like, get lost taxi man since he didn't have the slightest clue where anything was. The unfortunate taxi rides cost Ken and Tina their last place finish with Nick and Starr one again placing first, Kelly and Christy second and Mom and Dallas third. Fortunately for Ken (quit your weeping and tell Tina where to get off) and Tina this was really a non elimination round and will suffer a speed bump on the next leg of the race which means they will not be able to make any mistakes or be on the next plane home.-Single D
Ghost Adventures
Saturday, November 1, 2008
Survivor Gabon-Can't Cry Over Spilled Rice
is challenge is for individual immunity. We know who will reign over individual immunities and that would be first time winner, Marcus. After winning the immunity, Jeff announces that Marcus can now give an immunity to the other tribe, which Crystal is like pick me, pick me! Of course he totally over looks her to give the immunity to Sugar. Now she has two immunities. Back at camp, Kenny tells Sugar that Ace needs to be voted out as he's the snake of the tribe as the cameras pan to the snakes slithering in the jungle. Ace asks Sugar for the idol and I thought she might give in to his request, but that only served to confirm to her that Ace is a snake. At tribal Fang is still going on about the spilt rice and Crystal gets her defenses up. Ace is blindsided by the tribe and is voted out. Friday, October 31, 2008
Top Design Sends Martha's Eddie Home
Tuesday, October 28, 2008
Reality Check-Yipee, I Finally Know My Neighbor's Name!
deo store, "Hi Susan". One weekend they came in and ate and then left. She left her books on the seat. When her husband came back to retrieve them, I said, tell Susan Hi for me. He then said, "Her name is Cheryl, not Susan!" Now why would someone who came in every weekend keep letting me call her Susan? And so it began, a succession of wrong name calling. Like my neighbor in Denver, a nice man named Peter, or so I thought. It turned out it was the name of his German Shepard dog. This I found out one day when I was backing my car out of the garage. I could hear this muffled choking sound, but I couldn't determine where it was coming from. I turned my car stereo down to listen. When I looked to right where the sound was coming from I saw the German Shepard hanging by his collar over the wooden fence strangling himself. Peter had jumped the fence but his leash had hold of him over the gate. As I ran to the front of the house, I knocked desperately on the front door. The neighbor next door said they weren't home. I told them that Peter was hanging from the back fence strangling himself. I screamed he's almost dead but I was afraid to get him off the gate. Alarmed the neighbor ran with me to the back alley. When we got there, the neighbor paused but for a split second then jumped into action pulling the strangling dog off the fence. Of course he saved the dog, but in between gasping for breath and laughing, he told me that the dog's name was Jack, not Peter, Peter was the dog's owner. Ok, slight mistake!
And so the tradition continues here in Las Vegas. Our neighbor, a lovely Italian lady with a penchant for yorkies whose name I always thought was Melana, until one day my daughter corrected me and said, Mom that's the dog's name. I was like what? I then told her to ask the neighbor what her name was, since she being a kid and all can get away with stuff like that. The next day she excitedly told me she asked the lady next door what her name was. She said she couldn't remember what it was, but that it started with an M. I'm like great! So the other day, when we were getting into our car and she was outside with her two yorkies, Melena and Mia, I said to her that maybe we should exchange numbers just in case of an emergency (what a light bulb idea!). Ah ha, she'd have to give me her name when she wrote her number down, ya think! No, it was just her number, home phone and cell! I was exasperated! Finally, my husband pipes up and says, how exactly do you spell your name and gives her back pen and paper to which she writes Marilia! Gee why can't owners call their dogs something like Fluffy or Fido? Single D
Monday, October 27, 2008
Amazing Race-Angkor Wat and Bayon Temple
ng the entire time they were in last place. Once in Siem Reap Cambodia, Nick and Starr get the jump over everyone and get to the clue station first where they have to hand pump 25 liters of gas into a truck. Soon the rest of the teams arrive with the Frat boys, Andrew and Dan, scratching their heads like Laurel and Hardy, not having any idea on how to pump the gas into the canister. Gee Olly I think you do it this way. Uh dud? Just pump it for goodness sake and put some muscle in it! These guys do not have a mechanical bone in their boneheads. Gee, even Kelly and Christy were able to pump it quickly and they are the femme equivalent of Laurel and Hardy. Teen wolf and wolf mom as dubbed by Kelly and Christy make quick work of it as well. Ok, so Dallas has a full head of hair. I think those girls would make fun of anyone, hair or no hair. From there the teams take the truck they filled with gas onto their next loc
ation, which once on their way, Starr is questioning if the driver knows where they are going. She makes him stop to ask for directions while all the other teams start to pass them.
y and Christy comment when they went to the dentist to collect the teeth, "Do we get the teeth from that patient?" Hello, it says toy teeth! Sarah and Terence's boat break down, I think in defiance of Sarah yelling faster, faster. I'm wondering if Amazing Race compensates that poor boat owner for getting the most annoying vocal racer of the group? Speaking of Sarah over zealous urging for faster, faster, Terence and Sarah were stopped by the po-po in New Zealand, clocked at going 117 kilometers, 17 kilometers over the limit. For that infraction, Sarah and Terence will incur a 30 minute penalty on the outbound leg of the race. Friday, October 24, 2008
Survivor Gabon-Fang Losers Again
Martha Stewart-Citrus Cornmeal Shortbread
Thursday, October 23, 2008
Top Design-Honorable Mentions
d rococo that. What exactly is rococo? Next there's Nathan. Bald, sour, worm like. Sometimes the camera light accents his deep eye bag, only one though, so that he looks like some kind of weird psycho person, but my best bet for winning this whole thing. Blatant raw talent. The person I liked the best right from the beginning was Andrea, wife of Ricky Schroeder. She just seems so down to earth and ordinary. She has those sleepy bedroom eyes that seem so sweet and innocent. No effectual airs about being married to an actor and not a diva bone in her body. I think her lack of professional experience pitted against the likes of Eddie and Nathan was just too intimidating for her and she actually asked to leave the show last night. When the judges told her that she was not the one out this week and did she still want to leave the show, I think she suffered a moment of why did I open my mouth. But because she is a nice person and it would be plain jane, Ondine to leave, she knew she couldn't back down now. Too bad she didn't reign in her insecurity at least until the judging because she would have made it to the final four and be the last woman standing, which would have been a huge accomplishment on her part. Now I guess it's back to Hollywood, the kids, the Hollywood lifestyle and hiring designers, after all, I'm sure she can afford it. Monday, October 20, 2008
Amazing Race-Auckland, New Zealand & Phil's Dad
Sunday, October 19, 2008
Remembering A Memory In Perfect Detail-Ever Have One of Those?
Saturday, October 18, 2008
Survivor Gabon-GC Makes It Known
uess, shy Susie, has she even said two words during this entire season? The reward challenge of hitting fruits with bats proved once again out of reach for the Fang tribe and they lose the reward of herbs and fruits, but then again isn't seeing an elephant up close and personal reward enough? It's back to the Sugar Shack for Sugar and like I said before, she's got the best gig of all, fruits and an hammock, what more could you ask for in the wild? Hey did I see Marcus give Charlie a kiss on the cheek, a tender brokeback moment after winning the reward?
This episode's immunity challenge is to roll a large ball of wood down a hill while blindfolded survivors try to keep the ball out of the other other tribe's goal. Who decided to put Sugar (doesn't she remind you of a Drew Barrymore?) as the person giving directions for a blindfolded Ace? Two words for her performance her, she blew. Did she think he would get her directions telepathically? I'm surprised others on her tribe didn't out her for that. I was hoping that Fang would win the immunity challenge, since Fang has been beaten down. Back at camp, Crystal is finally playing the game and decides that Sugar must have the idol which she finds in Sugar's pack. Now Crystal said the most definitive words of the season, to get rid of Sugar now in a blindside since she has the idol and is a real danger. Apparently she has little weight, or the others t
hought putting up with GC's whining the greater danger and they vote to extinguish his torch-one word for them-FOOLS-let see idol or whining? For GC, someone who looked like he could have used a million dollars, he could dish it, but he sure couldn't take it. GC grow a set, you have to fight for the things you want, one word for him crybaby. -Single D
Thursday, October 16, 2008
Project Runway-Finale
designer being the decider in that nasally nasty way that she has about her, wa wa! You could so tell that when Tim went on to Korto he was relieved to have cordial banter with a nice polite human being. Korto is thankfully dismantling her awful wedding gown and making two new outfits. Cut to Kenley sneering that Leanne's collection looks like Holly Hobby. Well, her collection doesn't look Holly Hobby, just Leanne. Doesn't that girl ever wash her hair. It's so stringy and limp, you'd think the TREsseme professionals would grab her, tie her down and wash that hair! Leanne meanwhile is dressing a model who brings her dog into the studio who is pooping, not fabric but doggie turds or as Jeff (my co-worker) would say making a grossen poopen. When that dog was allowed in the studio, I just knew poop or pee would fly.Tuesday, October 14, 2008
Reality Check-How We Treat the Animals We Eat-Oprah Show
vid picture tugged at my heart, as I have previously written of my fond memories by the shore of Lake Tahoe feeding the Canadian geese that would make their way around the shore knowing which neighbors would have bread ready. I would see groups of geese but always knew who was paired with whom. Occasionally there would be the solitary goose, a partnerless creature who lost it's mate and was like a third wheel on a date. I always had hopes that those solitary geese would find another love, another partner. So when this confessed geese catcher realized as a child that the geese had personalities and social behaviors, he became involved in the human treatment of farm animals as a farmer.
And so as I continued to watch the show and the treatment of the pigs, cows and chickens in pens so small that they can't turn around, I found myself horrified and sadden. The knowledge of calves in pens all their short lives (for this reason I have always boycotted veal), fed a liquid diet, weaken in muscle and diseased sicken me with the thought that it was all for the sake of veal scallopini . Have we as a nation forgotten that the food that sustains us also have intelligence and are social animals just like us? Have we lost our consciousness for the sake of the almighty dollar? I know we will always have the animals as a food source, but at least can't we treat them with dignity and respect for what they do for us? I vowed as I watched it that I would try to support the free range and cage free animal products and support the small farmers that are trying to make a difference and hold to a higher standard. I still love a good steak, will eat my eggs at breakfast and who knows maybe eat one less pound of bacon a week!-Single D
Monday, October 13, 2008
Amazing Race-Technical Mistake Costly in La Paz
marching and those farmers were marching so slow! I guess it was siesta time for them. I would have been pulling my hair out if I had chosen that task. Once again a lesson in reading your clue is critical as Terence and Sarah realized once they were in their cab on the way to their detour. Sarah soon realizes that they were supposed to go on foot, so they back track to their starting point. Good move on their part. Unfortunately, Mark and Bill were not so lucky. This challenge, the bikes were the way to go unless you took a wipe out on it like Christy did. That looked like it had to hurt but, hey it's just a bike, however wooden and strange. Hey was that Terence blowing his whistle? When Nick and Starr passed Aja and Ty they asked them to pull a U-turn on Christy and Kelly, what's up with that? Let someone else do your dirty work? Thankfully, Aja and Ty have more sense than that to play someone else's game.
The detour was to fight a Cholita (a plump Bolivian woman) in a wrestling rink. It was really funny to see everyone dressed like superheroes. At one point the whole episode looked like some Keystone Cop movie, yeah I know for those of you out there, Keystone? Dallas looked hot in his yellow leotard and again mother and son pull ahead, although mom labored under the altitude while doing the bike challenge. Mark on the other hand had serious issues with it and had to be on oxygen and almost passed out in the rink. His age was showing. First to the pit stop again, Ken and Tina, (did ya notice Tina doesn't have any eyebrows?). Mother and son Dallas make a surge to #2 (my favorites to win) and unfortunately, the lack of ciphering clues better, made Mark and Bill incur a 30 minute penalty while last place team, Kelly and Christy cross the finish line before their penalty time was up. I was holding my breath thinking maybe this was a non-elimination round, but there was no saving Mark and Bill from their costly mistake and were eliminated. Just goes to show you, as I have said before reading the clue is critical. Sorry to see them go, but I really wanted Kelly and Christy to stay on to see if the rivalry escalates between them and Starr, drama and traveling what more can one ask for!-Single D