Poor DeAnna, I felt so bad when the bachelor, Brad Womack jilted her at the bachelor alter. I even wrote about his actions leading up to his dismissal of her in our blog about the Bachelor. He was stomping around the grass like he was begging for time. I thought the ring fell out of his pocket or maybe he stepped in some stinky poo, but no, no ring, just stinky poo for DeAnna. She was so relieved when he told her he sent Jenni home, the man is mine she thought! But it was not to be. Brad, scruffy beard and all, was in the end, afraid of committment and wasted the time of 25 ladies and sent DeAnna packing. A collective gasp could be heard thundering through America. Even when she appeared in the After the Rose episode, he made her cry because she was still carrying the tiniest of torches for him. Well, DeAnna managed to get herself up and dust herself off and got a gig on one of Ellen's episode, where Ellen told her that she should be the next Bachelorette and lo and behold, she gets the call. I don't know if Ellen was responsible, but Thanks Ellen!
DeAnna makes a great Bachelorette. Pretty, smart, funny and sincere. Kinda of a Greek Trista, remember her and Ryan fame? This time it's DeAnna's turn and she has her hands full. Her assortment of bachelors range from a science teacher, pro basketball player, snowboarder to oyster farmer. Immediately right off the bat, the little bio on Kirk, single dad, makes you want him to marry DeAnna, kid and all. I loved it when the guys gathered in the room and said that their little hearts were racing upon meeting her. Gee just like a girl! It was funny how so many guys had to twrill DeAnna when meeting her. I guess the macho for "Hi". I loved it when Chris Hansen said that there are 25 guys that will make you forget about Brad and her reply was "Brad who?", go girl! Her garden variety of men, include chef Robert who in the middle of everything decides to cook her crab dip. I was wondering if he gave them his grocery list before the show began. There's the token guy virgin, Ryan, pro football player. I don't like calling a guy a virgin, he should be called something like a guygin. There's the little oyster farmer from South Carolina. I wonder if he knows Bubba Gump? There's Sean, a master martial arts borderline mullet head kicking lemons off the head of odd ball Jesse's (snow boarder) head. To which Jesse's says that if he misses, once he wakes up, he's going to punch his nuts 5 times! What just 5 times? The guys try to get DeAnna's attention, just like the bachelorettes of previous but in reverse. It's a shark infested pool. Jenni makes a surprise visit to help DeAnna give out her three first impression roses. DeAnna gives out the first rose immediately. It seems she likes scruffy dark haired guys. Jenni puts the guy through a barrage of quickfire questions, do you want children, how many, have you been married before..... Who knew Jenni and DeAnna are good friends. I guess being jilted by the same guys gives the girls common ground. DeAnna gets several gifts, one from the oyster farmer, a beautiful pearl necklace. Too bad he doesn't have a chance. Richard gives DeAnna a Herkermer diamond (not a real diamond but a crystal) to which he says he would like to substitute it with the real one eventually, sweet. In the end, she let go 10 guys. Looks like this season going to be fun and maybe, DeAnna will get lucky and meet someone special. -Single D
DeAnna does have her hands full, yes siree! But what a bunch to have your hands full with! There is such a range of guys from geeky to hunky. It still seems strange to see the men getting out of the limo instead of women. Those guys can party! You can see them with the glasses in hand in the limo and then, after greeting DeAnna, go into the house and have more cocktails. That should loosen up some tongues.
I was so not digging the dress DeAnna wore. She looked uncomfortable in it, stepping on it every time she moved and, yes it did make her butt look big! Some of the fare up for sampling by our heroine include Sean a martial arts guy with an ego but cute, Jon who is into his hair, I'm sorry but if a guy takes more time with his hair than I do it's time for him to go! Then we have Ryan the virgin pro football player, now I watch football and I have never heard of this guy, he must be something like 5th string and seeing how he is from Minnesota, he must be with the Vikings. He is also a BAD singer, bless his heart! Now Jeremy the real estate attorney $$$ cha-ching! Let's keep him around for the money factor, Brian the hunky high school football coach, I'll take him thank you! Spero the actor is the strangest looking person I have ever seen, Twilly (what kind of name is that?) has no upper lip, how do you kiss someone with no upper lip?
The first impression roses go to Jeremy ($$$), Jesse the snow boarder and his multicolor dream coat and the science teacher. I guess she is in to geeky guys. After the first impression roses are given out, the rest of the guys scramble to get DeAnna's attention. As Chandler is trying to impress her, Brian whips out his abs of steel, grabs DeAnna's hand and has her touch his abs. She didn't seem real impressed with that but touched him all the same. While talking with Graham, DeAnna let go that she worked as a bartender for 9 years. Didn't she say she was 26? So that would mean she was a bartender at the age of 17. Must have been in Canada. Paul in his attempt to get DeAnna's attention, jumps in the pool. He starts taking off his clothes while walking out of the pool and displays his underwear/swim pants that has DeAnna's name embroidered on the back to which she exclaims, "that boy has my name on his booty!" If that doesn't get her attention, nothing will!
As the time nears for the rose ceremony, the guys seem to be having a great time. Out come Chris to announce the ceremony. I guess that is his only job, to come out and state the obvious. He also comes out to say, gentleman, there is one rose left. You think they have to be told that? DeAnna made some good choices. By the last rose, I knew that because Chris said so, I was holding my breath for Brian. DeAnna picks Brian with the last rose and I exhaled, I just want a chance to see his abs again. Let the dating begin! Double D
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