Tila Tequila-Shot of Love 2
Ok, how many shots of love can a girl get? I guess the thing with Tila choosing Bobby didn't last too long, less than a year. Is Tila trying to follow in the footsteps of Flavor Flav whom I think is on his 4 round of the Flavor of Love? The whole thing borders on the point of absurdity. I'll admit, last season of 
Tila was my guilty pleasure, a titillating peek into the voyages of bi-dating. The remaining cast were actually people you could root for in the end. The mama's boy Bobby, who had never been out of po-dunk America, the man-woman fire fighter Dani, whose awkwardness made you want her to get the girl in the end and the Amazonian Amanda, too tall for her own good but sincere and sweet in a weird sort of way. I chanced upon this season's Tila and her round of bachelors and bachelorettes, can they even be called that? More like a roundup of America's dumb, wacky, stupid, immature, spotlight grabbing egos. I'm wondering how much of it is scripted by MTV, because can there be so many mindless airheads out there? Are they hoping that maybe if they don't get the girl they will get their own spin off? Case in point, our castoff Italian Stallion of last season's Tila Tequila, Dominico, and his own spinoff dating show, "That's Amore". It was just too hard to watch the meatball slinging, alcohol swilling wenches dragging each other through the marinara. I don't know who ended up with the Italian pony and I really don't care. Domenico, get thee back to Florence, I think the Italian girls are much nicer and probably better cooks! MTV get a clue! Another raunchy spin off from MTV, "I Love NY" from Flavor of Love. Gee, I hope they don't bring her back, she's scary!
Seriously, I don't know if I will be able to stomach watching Tila 2. Some of her charm is gone and it looks like she's in serious need of a makeover. The cast of 9 girls and 9 guys are not the ones you'd want to bring home to mom, but then again is Tila? This season's cast looks like they're all
about partying. There's even a bar in the bedroom. Can you say Frat House? One guy brought his blow-up doll, weird! Kyle is the Norman Bates of the crowd and she should definitely get rid of him quick before he makes her meet his mother in the attic!
What ever happened to real entertainment? Like Jimmy Stewart as Scottie and Kim Novak, as Madeline, as he chases her up the stairs of the steeple in the Church at San Juan Baptiste, overcoming his fear of heights and vertigo, only to find at the top the answers to his mystery and Madeline plunging to her death. Now that's real entertainment!-Single D
Tila was my guilty pleasure, a titillating peek into the voyages of bi-dating. The remaining cast were actually people you could root for in the end. The mama's boy Bobby, who had never been out of po-dunk America, the man-woman fire fighter Dani, whose awkwardness made you want her to get the girl in the end and the Amazonian Amanda, too tall for her own good but sincere and sweet in a weird sort of way. I chanced upon this season's Tila and her round of bachelors and bachelorettes, can they even be called that? More like a roundup of America's dumb, wacky, stupid, immature, spotlight grabbing egos. I'm wondering how much of it is scripted by MTV, because can there be so many mindless airheads out there? Are they hoping that maybe if they don't get the girl they will get their own spin off? Case in point, our castoff Italian Stallion of last season's Tila Tequila, Dominico, and his own spinoff dating show, "That's Amore". It was just too hard to watch the meatball slinging, alcohol swilling wenches dragging each other through the marinara. I don't know who ended up with the Italian pony and I really don't care. Domenico, get thee back to Florence, I think the Italian girls are much nicer and probably better cooks! MTV get a clue! Another raunchy spin off from MTV, "I Love NY" from Flavor of Love. Gee, I hope they don't bring her back, she's scary!
Seriously, I don't know if I will be able to stomach watching Tila 2. Some of her charm is gone and it looks like she's in serious need of a makeover. The cast of 9 girls and 9 guys are not the ones you'd want to bring home to mom, but then again is Tila? This season's cast looks like they're all
about partying. There's even a bar in the bedroom. Can you say Frat House? One guy brought his blow-up doll, weird! Kyle is the Norman Bates of the crowd and she should definitely get rid of him quick before he makes her meet his mother in the attic!
What ever happened to real entertainment? Like Jimmy Stewart as Scottie and Kim Novak, as Madeline, as he chases her up the stairs of the steeple in the Church at San Juan Baptiste, overcoming his fear of heights and vertigo, only to find at the top the answers to his mystery and Madeline plunging to her death. Now that's real entertainment!-Single D
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