Big Brother-More Lies More Drama

This season's Big Brother should be called the Till Death Do We Lie. Now that Jen and Amanda are gone the torch has been passed to Allison to carry on the tradition of telling Big Lies. Although from her point of view she's never told any lies. She blames Sheila for the lesbian lie, she blames everyone else for the web she weaves. Joshuah now has to turn his attention to someone else now that Amanda is gone from the house and who does he have in his sights-Allison. He says how could Allison make up that lie about being lesbians? It's such an insult to his being gay and all. Joshuah, you really need to lighten up man. The way you rage on, I think the reason why you're gay is that you hate women. I wonder if he gets along with his mom? He's the kind of person that needs to target someone or he's just not happy. Thank you Dr. Phil. Luckily the HOH room is finally ready for Joshuah and Sharon. Good thing too, because Allison is now whining to poor Ryan, "Why didn't you defend me blah blah blah....!" Poor Ryan, he's like a shrew magnet, if there's a shrew he attracts it. In the HOH room it's all about Joshuah and in his goodie basket there's a crown. Well, as I always say, if the crown fits. Joshuah tells Sharon that it is Allison and Ryan that will be voted out this time. I love it how Sheila is somehow whitewashed from the lesbian scandal. I guess everyone forgot that she was the other half of the couple?

Meanwhile, in the dark of night underneath some skimpy sheets, Natalie is still trying to seduce Matt. Matt, I need to cuddle she tells him. He says I don't want to get involved as he turns to kiss her and then turns back and says that's all you get. So there! He's really trying to keep it platonic, maybe he should wear a suit of armor to bed!

The food challenge was called Aspar-Ass-Grab with the ladies dressed in green asparagus suits and the fellows to match their weight in asparagus. Very funny and notice how Joshuah says that Sheila weighs a whopping 131 lbs (who says he doesn't hate women!). At least now the house will get to eat some real food this week.

At the nomination ceremony, Sharon and Joshuah name Ryan and Allison, no surprise there and poor Natalie and Matt. Matt was pissed again and who can blame him. Come Matt, you and Sheila need to win HOH and take control of the game! -Single D With Amanda gone, Joshuah gets a hate on for Allison. He blames his hostility toward her on the fact that she lied about being a lesbian. HELLO, Sheila was part of that lie as well and I don't see you raging at her! He is so childish in his ranting and raving at Allison, calling her a flat chested, ugly "B", that it is actually kind of funny. I still ask, don't they give these people mental stability tests before they let them loose on a show like this? Hopefully Joshuah is just a high strung frustrated queen and not actually dangerous. Good thing Joshuah is HOH because I think he would certainly be on the block to be evicted. As it is, he gets everyone thinking about getting rid of Allison.

Poor Ryan, he already has a pariah for a girlfriend and now he has to put up with Allison. Looks like Ryan is just a magnet for "bad" girls. He always reminds me of Peter DeLuise from 21 Jump Street. What do you think?

Meanwhile, Natalie is still putting the moves on Matt. I give Matt a lot of credit for holding out on Natalie, I didn't think he had it in him. While they were in bed and Natalie suggests cuddling, Matt does give her a kiss and I thought, here we go, Natalie is getting lucky, but no, Matt holds back making Natalie promise not to get emotionally attached to him. Poor Natalie, she got a little peck and squeeze and another brush off. Natalie, as it turns out, is quite the artist. She paints a picture of Joshuah using a paper towel and nail polish. Not a bad talent. If the bikini barrista thing doesn't work out, she can always fall back on drawing characatures of tourists somewhere.

On to the food challenge with asparagus. I love asparagus! The yard was a virtual sea of asparagus which made Natalie not so happy saying how expensive asparagus is and what a waste it was. I didn't hear anybody complaining about what a waste all that dead fish was last week! Anyway, the guys had to guess how much asparagus it takes to weigh the same as their partners. The girls were dressed like asparagus spears, complete with asparagus hats, not at all flattering I must say. The house earns beverages & snacks, fruits & veggies and meats & cheeses. Matt underestimates Natalie's weight and loses carbs & a feast for the house. Of course most everyone complains about this but hey, at least it isn't slop!

Tired of hearing Joshuah going off, Sharon tells him to get everyone, except Ryan & Allison, up to the HOH room for a meeting and to keep it discreet. He may have well got a bull horn to announce the meeting. He tells everyone to come up right in front of Allison & Ryan and also tells those two that they can't attend. Way to keep it on the down low Josh!

Knowing what the not so secret meeting is about, Allison comes up with a plan and goes to Joshuah after the meeting to apologize. She states her case saying she didn't mean to offend anyone with the story and that she has never said anything bad about Joshuah. Basically, lie on lie on lie, etc. Joshuah only half listens and makes Allison think all is well. He and Sharon nominate Allison & Ryan and Matt & Natalie which makes Matt mad. That's OK Matt, I'm sure you will get POV and, when the time comes, you can go after Joshuah. Double D