As promised MTV brought back cutie Italian Stallion or in this case Italian puppy Domenico. I don't know if Domenico is doing this for the money or to really find love. Do they ever find love on these things? I must say, MTV did polish him up for this part. The pool of 15 women is an unfortunate mixture of the worst of 
the worst and if that is a sampling of American girls then it's a shame that we as a culture have raised a generation of airhead bimbos. Where do they find these dredges? I'm sure maybe out of the 15 there are 3 maybe 5 that are there for the right reasons, everyone else just wants to see themselves on TV for their 15 minutes of shameless fame. Domenico starts out this episode introducing his American sidekick, Ashley, his American brother who will help him widdle down the field and act as his Consigliere (a word that even Ashley can't pronounce). When Domenico meets the women, he begins by asking s
ome of them if their boobs are real. One even asked him to touch them because they were. Straight from, hi my name is so and so, to here touch my boob. What class, or in this case crass. Megan appeared to be the nicest so far and told Domenico that their freckles matched, ah isn't that sweet! Finally!
the worst and if that is a sampling of American girls then it's a shame that we as a culture have raised a generation of airhead bimbos. Where do they find these dredges? I'm sure maybe out of the 15 there are 3 maybe 5 that are there for the right reasons, everyone else just wants to see themselves on TV for their 15 minutes of shameless fame. Domenico starts out this episode introducing his American sidekick, Ashley, his American brother who will help him widdle down the field and act as his Consigliere (a word that even Ashley can't pronounce). When Domenico meets the women, he begins by asking s
ome of them if their boobs are real. One even asked him to touch them because they were. Straight from, hi my name is so and so, to here touch my boob. What class, or in this case crass. Megan appeared to be the nicest so far and told Domenico that their freckles matched, ah isn't that sweet! Finally! Cut to a commercial where I am upstairs only to return to That's Amore to find Domenico smelling armpits-yuck! Maybe that's the Italian male greeting in Italy, but here it's just plain wrong.
It seems because Domenico is small in size and his personality is so easy going with that characteristic Italian accent, the women don't seem to respect him. They just push and pull him around at will. I just wanted Domenico to say, stop! what's a matta you? Come on Domenico, if you can't control the crowd, how will you ever pick the right one? I think the biggest "B" in the house is Kim, she's already picked a fight with Hunter and has called her some not so nice names. She needs to go back to brothel from whence she came.
I guess the only redeeming value to watching this series, will be the challenges like the spaghetti and meatballs in a pool challenge. Object of the game is to get as many meatballs in your mouth and then t
ransfer them to a bowl. Team that has the most meatballs wins the date. Needless to say, the spaghetti pool turned into a mud..er...spaghetti wrestling match, the girls fighting each other. I think the girls meant to audition for smack down but ended up on this! Now that's what I call a food fight.
ransfer them to a bowl. Team that has the most meatballs wins the date. Needless to say, the spaghetti pool turned into a mud..er...spaghetti wrestling match, the girls fighting each other. I think the girls meant to audition for smack down but ended up on this! Now that's what I call a food fight. That evening Domenico is faced with eliminating 5 girls and as one of them said that's over half! Ok you do the math! Ashley joins Domenico as he contemplates his fate and which ones he should chose. When Domenico ask Ashley what he thinks of Kim, he says she has a nice smile. Sure he's thinking of her smile! For the elimination, instead of a rose ceremony, Domenico hands out large wooden Italian flags-how unromantic! He dismisses Miss stinky armpits (maybe it was her soap he said) and 4 others, as Kim takes a swipe, like a cat, at one of the departing ones, hey there, that's not nice!-Single D
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