Friday, April 25, 2008
Top Chef - Tailgating at Da Bears!
Survivor-Fan vs Favorites-Curse of the Immunity Idol
Amanda faces reality after her Ozzy boy toy was voted out, which was his own fault totally. What good is the immunity idol if no one uses it? Dumb, dumb, dumb. Parvati come clean with James telling him she wants the girls in the final three, at least tell me it won't be Cirie! Confucius James comes up with another fortune cookie saying telling Parvati "why can't you enjoy the apple, you have to eat the apple, why can't you just enjoy the apple?" I'm guessing here but maybe he is referring to the fact that her and he are still there, why mess things up. Then you have Cirie telling Amanda how sad she is for her that Ozzy is gone, yeah right!
On Exile island, Jason finds the immunity curse, I mean idol and thinks Natalie sent him there to find it. Little does our dumb bunny know the girls are plotting against him, James and Erik. Wake up guys the girls have united! It was Erik's birthday so the girls decided they wouldn't target him this week as a birthday present. My my don't they sound like the jungle queens rulers of all they survey!
The girls are happy that Erik wins immunity since that will allow them to blindside Jason. Jason is so trusting that he tells Natalie he found the idol which seals his fate. Looks like Natalie will be the last fan standing unless Erik keeps winning immunity. I'm starting to think Natalie has a hate on for men.Thursday, April 24, 2008
Ghost Hunters - Mt. Washington Hotel
Big Brother-Till Death Do Us Part-Final Two
haron and Ryan, Sheila acts like she hates Adam, but when they are alone laying on the bed, she tells Adam, "wouldn't it be amazing if we won the money?" What are they secretly married or something? Because Sheila sure acts like she's married to Adam, ridiculing him, disgusted by him, repulsed by him, wanting his money, sounds like I'm talking about my own marriage, just kidding! The POV is a sprint to the finish matching the evicted house guest with the clues. Ryan gets to play in this POV which I don't think is fair, we all know how good he is at details. Sheila doesn't have a chance or a clue, does she ever?
ts up and tells them that he votes to evict....Sharon (who secretly has a deal with Ryan)! Sharon graciously leaves and Sheila starts bawling. Little do we know that an hour previously, Adam convinced Ryan that they should vote out Sharon because she is a stronger player and that they should keep Sheila because they would be able to get rid of her in the end. Good move on their part, since if Sharon went to the final two, she'd probably end up winning. Gee someone winning Big Brother by playing fair? Unheard of!
As Single D said up top, Sheila is crying again for being on the block. Sharon on the other hand is laughing it off. The wheeling and dealing has begun. Adam & Ryan, Ryan & Sharon, Adam & Sheila with Sheila whining about the whole thing. When Adam & Sheila get shackled together for 24hrs, Ryan said those two are like a dysfunctional marriage.
Sheila is still begging Adam to take her to the final two but Adam is trying to make a deal with Sharon. Sharon pretty much turns down Adam and runs right to Ryan to tell him about Adam's dirty dealing. Now Ryan can't trust Adam. However, Ryan decides not to use the veto and evicts Sharon after making a last minute deal with Adam. Of course Sheila is crying. With a "take care of my beebees" Sharon leaves the house all bouncy and bubbly.
Round 2 of the HOH is a giant wheel with a maze inside. They have to get balls out of the maze and get in order who won HOH. Again Sheila loses taking twice as long as Adam. She didn't win anything. Even the one time she win HOH it was because Natalie finally gave it to her because they were sick of hearing her cry.
In her interview with Julie Chen, guess what? she's crying! Julie tries to get her to look at the bright side saying how far she came but Sheila wasn't having any of it preferring to wallow in her misery. Amazingly enough, Sheila's eyes and face were totally dry as she talked with Julie. Poor me, I'm poor, I'm stupid! Maybe Sheila thought if she cried enough, Julie would give her some money. She finally cracked a smile when she saw Adam's goodbye message.Wednesday, April 23, 2008
American Idol-Andrew Lloyd Webber
Hell's Kitchen
Tuesday, April 22, 2008
The Bachelor-London Calling-Final Four Home Dates
where the bachelor has to learn how to say her last name, yamas, lama, say it with me Matt, Llamas! Shayne and her father (you know the famous one) Lorenzo, meet at a restaurant where Lorenzo proceeds to tell Matt that the only reason Shayne is on the Bachelor is because she wants to be a movie star. Shayne was so upset at this and proceeds to confess her undying love to Matt. At this Shayne's father says that it was just a ruse to get Shayne to reveal her true feelings. After meeting the father, it's off to see Shayne's mom side. Somewhere in the burbs of LA lives Shayne's mother and sister in the house that Shayne bought. I'm sorry to say that Shayne's mother is a causality of the bad plastic surgery trend that is sweeping LA, which is unfortunate. Shayne's sister is an exact cookie cutter of Shayne. The house is decorated in yesterday's designs gone wrong decor and somewhere out there are a pack of leopards missing their coats.
The next two dates are replicas of each other with Chelsea's parents and Noelle parents exactly alike and lo and behold, they live in the same state, Colorado. No need to recap there.
The final and best date is with Amanda somewhere in Florida, called Niceville, is that near Pleasantville? Amanda has arranged for actors to portray her parents to pull one over on Matt. This whole segment was so hysterical, as the actor mom, wearing a low cut top acts aggressive by caressing Matt's arms and chest as he states that's my nipple. Actor mom then proceeds to hug on him, brushing her ample chest up against him, trying to kiss him like Mrs. Robinson. Actor dad acts all angry and stern, he has the supporting role. Matt tried to act cool, but surely he was flustered. What would someone do in that situation? One word...awkward! When finally Amanda comes out, she tells Matt that he's been punk'd. Whoo hoo, Matt, this one's on you! Very funny stuff and if Amanda is the last one standing, this will make a good story for the grand kids.
In the end, Matt's connection with Noelle is the weakest and he sends Ms. Dimples back home to Loveland, Colorado.-Single D
The first hometown date is LA LA land with Shayne where Matt learns to pronounce Lorenzo Llamas. Yes Matt, you should be able to say your girlfriend's last name! It sounded like dad was belittling Shayne by saying the only reason she went on the Bachelor was to be on TV. Shayne was obviously embarrassed by this and kept insisting that she was falling for Matt. Dad seemed happy with Matt so it's off to see mom.
Arriving at Shayne's mother's house, we see that Shayne's sister is her twin only a few years younger. Her mother has had a few too many botox injections and she could stand to lose a coat or three of mascara. They do seem like a fun happy family, with all of the leopard skin stuff and dressing like flower children, who wouldn't be happy. Just what was in that roast? After dinner, Shayne's mom shows Matt a video of one of Shayne's dance recitals. I just know Matt is going to pick Shayne, especially after seeing that video and how flexible she is!
Off to Durango, Colorado and Chelsea. Her parent's home looks beautiful with gorgeous views of the surrounding hills. This visit was pretty uneventful, ok it was down right boring.
At least Matt got to stay in the same state for the next visit with Noelle in Loveland, CO. Matt & Noelle ride in on horses to see her family who are all lined up on one side of a picnic table like the inquisition. I was surprised the picnic table didn't fall over. After dinner, Noelle's sisters take Matt outside to grill him. Again, yawn! I'm so not seeing Matt with Noelle anyway.
Tallahassee, FL and Amanda await. Amanda hired actors to play her mom & dad as a prank on Matt. Apparently he likes pranks. As fake mom hits on Matt, he just sits there and takes it even when fake mom rubs his nipple and rubs herself against him. It was pretty funny but Amanda puts an end to the prank before Matt could run screaming from the house. He thought the prank was a good one so it all ends well with Matt meeting the real parents.
Noelle gets sent home leaving three to go to Barbados! Double D
Monday, April 21, 2008
Big Brother-Till Death Do Us Part-Ryan Nominates
lly the part where Jen calls Adam, in her letter, her my little "unroasted peanut". More like unroasted Brazil nut if you asked me.
wino? The winners get the movie, the premiere and a shopping spree and for the losers 24 hrs of chained togetherness. I think the funniest part was when the house guest put on padded wigs and Sheila kept complaining that Adam was breaking the wine bottles alittle too hard over her head, ya think? Of course, Sheila and Adam loses the challenge and now have to endure 24 hours chained madness. It cracked me up when Sheila kept ragging on Adam and making all kinds of faces about having to be chained to that lunatic, when the camera pans over to Adam sitting next to her the entire time, with his duh expression. Sheila better play nice as Ryan puts up Sharon and Sheila on the block and Adam is the deciding vote. Sheila, if you know what's
good for you, you will shut up and be nice to Adam. Maybe you should give him a kiss and a back rub so he won't vote you out, and remember to give him lots and lots tears and a sob story (remember his previous generous act of giving her $10 grand?), cause he's a sucker for those.-Single DSunday, April 20, 2008
Survivor-Oh My Oz, Blindsided!
When Jason's team gets back to the others, Oz goes into great detail about the food. Hey Oz, don't you remember it's not cool to tell the other starving survivor's how great the feasting was! Smuck! The immunity challenge is how long can you keep your arm up to not drop the bucket of water above your head. Jeff brings out a bowl of candy which immediately Cirie and Erik give up. Hey Erik, didn't you have enough to eat on the island? Oh yeah you threw it all up. And who could blame Cirie for giving up, right now a bowl of slop would look good to her, but that's another show. Five hours pass and it's between Parvati and Jason. Everyone agrees with fingers crossed that they will not vote out Jason if he gives it to Parvati which he does, fool!
At camp Cirie plots to get rid of Oz. James tells Oz that it doesn't feel good, so I'm wondering why Oz doesn't listen to him. James instincts is spot on as Oz tells Jeff that he doesn't feel threaten. It seems that everyone is in on voting out Oz, except Oz and his crew of three, Erik, Amanda and James, and much to Eliza's wide eyed amazement, Oz is the second member of the jury. Oz leaves pissed and probably feeling stupid. Just goes to show you that you can't feel too secure when holding that immunity idol, because it has failed to come into play yet. Come on people, wake up and play the idol!-Single D
Jason says Ozzy isn't the only god-like competitor on the island. Did I hear a challenge?! For the reward challenge the tribe is split into groups of 4 and Cirie is the odd woman out, or darn!
The dream team of Ozzy, Amanda, Erik and Jason pull off the puzzle and earn a reward of going to visit a local tribe where they are decorated with leis. One of the tribe members shows off by climbing a palm tree, he didn't have anything on Ozzy the Jungle King. Erik was like a big kid playing with the children, drinking beer and chewing beetle nuts. Beetle nuts?! Is that anything like rocky mountain oysters only a whole lot smaller? Never mind. Erik gets an eye full, make that both eyes, when some of the local women come out topless. He said that is more boobs than he has seen in years. Poor guy, I guess he isn't getting any. The local tribe gets entertainment from Erik as he tries to embrace their ways and doesn't do so good. I guess the beetle nuts didn't set so well since he got to taste them twice, if you get my drift.
Meanwhile at Exile Island, Cirie is miserable in the thunderstorms. The losing team also endure the thunderstorms and James, the early riser doing all the work, catches flak when he wakes up everyone else.
The immunity challenge is an endurance challenge with Jeff cutie making tempting offers to get the contestants to drop out. Cirie & Erik drop out for a lousy bowl of candy. I would be holding out for steak and potatoes! Alexis & James lose their concentration and lose out on a food reward. I guess that candy had hypnotic powers. Ozzy drops out for donuts. Amanda drops out because she has to pee, didn't you go before the challenge? That leaves Parvati and Jason. Jason bows to pier pressure to feed everyone and drops out after everyone vows not to vote him off. How many ways can you say STUPID?!
Jason could get lucky as the shift goes to Ozzy. James should be a fortune cookie writer as he says, "just because someone wants a donut and you give them a donut, maybe all they want is a donut." Meaning, I assume, that Ozzy just wanted a donut and didn't just give up because he has the idol.
At tribal, James was saved from being dumbest survivor for not playing the hidden immunity idol when Ozzy didn't play it knowing that everyone knows he has it. Say it with me kids, STUPID!! As Ozzy gets his torch snuffed, he gives the remaining tribe members a killer look and Eliza, on the jury, is about to have a coronary, the camera pans to James who has a smile on his face. The King of the Jungle has been dethroned. Double D
Thursday, April 17, 2008
Big Brother-Till Death Do Us Part-Bye-Bye Bible Girl
Natalie made quick work of the puzzle, while Sheila and Ryan gazed fondly at their love interest, Evil Dick and Jen. Gosh, Ryan is so puppy whipped! Truth time, Natalie's whiz bang time was 12:09 to Adam's time of 3:20! Looked like Adam's strategy of lining up the remotes worked so Adam wins the POV.
hasn't spoken with since Thanksgiving. How close can you be to someone you haven't talked to in months? I know why Mom is suddenly mom, she's smelling something green! Adam calls in everyone for the POV ceremony. You guessed it, he takes himself off the block and watery eyed Sheila nominates Natalie as the replacement.
try to throw them under the bus, oophs she really didn't mean it, she was sorry and starts to cry. Sharon meanwhile is looking frustrated, but learned early on not to say a word, smart girl. Adam and Ryan cave like the big whimps that they are. Sheila's pissed and fuming. She tells the boys that they need to get Natalie out, because next week, she's gunning for Sheila. And she tells them, that she doesn't want it to be a tie, because she doesn't want to break it and have blood on her hands. Oh boo hoo!Wednesday, April 16, 2008
American Idol-Mariah Music
Hell's Kitchen-Goodbye Jason
e desserts and is saved from quitting. It's another horrible dinner service as Bobby decides to placate the diners with the chicken he is making table side which is the only food being made and not from the kitchen. I'm wondering how Christina did at this, they never showed her at all.Ghost Hunters - Wright Patterson AFB
UFO Hunters - Daytona Beach & England
The team's experiment producer made a model of Stonehenge and suggests energy waves deflect from the stones in the same geometric patterns as the UFO was seen flying.Tuesday, April 15, 2008
The Bachelor London-Final Four Bachelorettes
arshana was a little bit exuberant that Robyn didn't get the single date, hey me too! Marshana hugging Chelsea like she had won the lottery or something. While Robyn fumes, why didn't he pick me! Come on Robyn, he's probably so sick of you by now, you've weaseled your way into everyone's time with him.
Matt wants to see if Chelsea is more than a good friend or will she open up and show her affectionate side. The sleigh is pulled by those beautiful Clydesdale horses through a open meadow of pure white snow. What a perfect setting. Chelsea tells Matt that she's not affectionate and that she doesn't like to to hold hands (well, maybe because she has man hands?). Come on girl, reveal that later when you've got the ring on the finger. Matt tells her he likes to hold hand and to be affectionate. Hey Matt, you want to snuggle with me? Back at his digs, Chelsea really wants to prove her undying love to him, so she writes a note of her own, inviting herself into his fantasy suite. And guess what, he accepts, now what guy would turn down a free booty call? Do they really do it?
After the date and back at the condo, the girls are innocently chatting when all of sudden, girls being girls, start to get into it. Of course Cruella di Vil, Robyn, made some snide remark to Marshana, which Marshana just went off, and then Chelsea piped in that it seemed like Marshana didn't really want to be there. Marshana then went into her sweeping hand pounding, head moving gestures and Shayne had to step in as peacemaker. Hey, did they buy all those knit caps the girls were wearing on the slopes? Marshana says she has been nothing but nice, friendly, giving and charitable. Well......not exactly Mother Teresa.
For the group date, Shayne, Marshana, Amanda and Robyn hit the slopes. Marshana and Amanda are as Matt puts it, snow virgins as they don't know how to ski. Shayne impresses Matt with her snowboarding abilities and he promptly rewards her with a kiss on the slopes which is rudely interrupted by, you guessed it, Robyn. Robyn weasles her way in, again, and lays in the snow her lips in pursed askance for a kiss from Matt. The kiss looked cold as ice.
Matt's date with Noelle is to an ice skating rink. Even though they were engaged in a very physical sport of not falling down on the ice, Matt doing a very nice ice robot imitation, Matt did manage to get a sense of what Noelle is all about. Noelle seems like a very nice girl, like Amanda, they could be sisters!
No roses were given out on the dates, so only four roses to six girls. Back in LA, Robyn ask Matt, why she wasn't asked out on the one on one. Matt said that he knew what she was about, I bet, to which she said that was what she needed to hear. No, you only hear what you want to hear! I'm sorry, but I don't know why I can't stand her, oh yeah, because she steals everyone else's time, she tries to steal the show and she's just plain, plain, plain yogurt.
Matt gives the roses to Shayne, first pick, Amanda, Noelle and surprise, man hands, Chelsea. I thought for sure he would pick Robyn over Chelsea, but he sent Robyn and Marshana packing. Marshana managed to remain a lady and said that she will take her little self back to Brooklyn, where she belongs. I was kinda of sorry to see Marshana go, would like to see an ethnic woman make it to the final four. Robyn on the other hand, if looks could kill, they would have sent a thousand daggers into our bachelor. Her icy stare and curt "Bon Soir" had all the ring tones of a woman scorned. Can you say fatal attraction! Move over Alex!
I can't wait for the hometown dates, sure to be filled with awkward and strange family moments.-Single D
The bachelorettes are turned into snow bunnies because it's off to Sun Valley, Idaho for this edition of the bachelor. Once there and everyone is in their snow gear, Matt gets all playful throwing the girls in the snow. Marshana thinks she is all that in her outfit and didn't want to get all snowy. That didn't stop Matt from chasing her down and tossing her in a snow drift. Too bad he couldn't have left her there.
Chelsea gets the first one on one sleigh ride. I agree, how romantic does that get?! Except that Chelsea seems to be more of a friend than a lover, until she decides to make her own fantasy suite card for Matt. Matt seems to be pretty happy about that. My husband is still trying to figure out a way to get on that show, gee dear does the word BACHELOR mean anything to you? We can arrange that! Just don't forget there is a Bachelorette show too!
Anyway, back on the slopes and Marshana can't stand on skis while Shayne has her whole makeup stash in her ski jacket. Matt & Shayne are sharing a moment when in comes Robyn. Shayne graciously leaves (that girl knows how to make them wanting more) leaving Matt with the barracuda who says all she wants to know is why she hasn't been chosen for a one on one date. Matt reassures her that they had a connection early on and she is satisfied for now.
Noelle gets the next one on one date which is ice skating (Single D's favorite sport). They talk about life changing events and scars and that seems to bring Matt closer to Noelle, but then again what doesn't bring Matt closer to anyone? Can I have a shot?
Marshana goes on a rampage when she is called negative but she sees herself as loving and giving. Raise your hands, who does this remind you of, Omarosa maybe?! She also seems to drink to anything.
In the end Marshana goes home saying she will leave the lady that she came in as. As she leaves she trips over her dress, what does that say? And a big SEE YA to Robyn! Double D