Survivors-Heroes vs Villains-Goodbye Rob

Well, was it a hero or a villain who made his departure last Thursday? I guess there would be controversy over that one. For many, a total and devasting loss, sniff! Rob still couldn't get his head around Tyson's departure. Wait till he hears that it was Tyson that brought his own undoing. Without Rob leading the challenge, who is worthy to take the reins? Everyone on the villains tribe is so villainous that it positively made Boston Rob look saintly with the biggest devil (Russell) still playing at the mind control games and this time on easily swayed Jerri. You so knew she'd switch with just a tidbit of a promise she flip flops like a fish out of water. How can anyone be so blinded by that evil Hobbit (who said that?) Russell? Coach blames Jerri for his making a pact with the devil, for crying out loud, stop playing that bulls--t nobility crap! What was with that cowardly vote for Courtney, so you can tell your conscience that you still are true to your word? BS! That non vote was the nail that sealed Boston Robs fate, if anything, why couldn't he swayed Jerri to vote for Courtney, then the two could have battled it out, let the chips fall where they may. Guess his manly persuasion doesn't work so well on Jerri, contrary to his egotist mind. Well, with Boston Rob gone will the villains be able to win any challenges since he led them to win so many times. Let's take stock, Courtney is good for nothing (but baring her bony body) and should have been long gone, Coach is not really a strong player although he pretends he is (in his own mind), and gives it that old school try, the other girls together are not much of a threat not like Candice on the heroes tribe (she's strong!) and Russell, well, I'm sure he employs mind control over the heroes to lose. So in all, villains appear not to be so much of a threat with their biggest player gone. Too bad, yes, Boston Rob made amends this time around and really showed some character telling Jerri, you just do what you have to do to get yourself further in the game. What tell that skank to take a hike! The only way Jerri is going any further in this game is riding the coattails of someone else which was Coach, but will he still let her? He needs to dump her, come on Coach, let your ego go, you don't need her stroking. Geez, men are so stupid!

So glad that the heroes won both challenges which they sorely needed to boost their bruised egos especially Colby who redeemed himself and proved to his tribe that he needed to be there. Now if they can keep it up to the merge then let the chaos begin. Looks like next week the leaderless villains try to devour each other, should be fun, I love to watch people self-destruct!-Single D

Amazing Race-It's Seychelles Not SayChilly!

Two teams that passed the pronunciation test on how to say Seychelles, were father-daughter and the lesbos, everyone else big F. When Caite said you know who the bad kids were in school, Brent was like, uh dud, speak for yourself. Come on Brent, you're a dummy, just admit it, is that unanimous or anonymous, huh? Phil has to correct him by saying, everyone wants the team Lesbos out and that is unanimous, not anonymous, uh dud.

Doesn't the Seychelles look amazing, put on bucket list.

I cracked up with the two challenges, turtle trot or Ox cart. I guess turtles only react to nice people, that's maybe why Allie was able to lure the turtle to the finish line with the banana. Team Lesbo picked the wrong turtle, either it was the same turtle and he wasn't hungry or he just didn't like their pushy attitude, probably the latter. So it was off with them to do the coconut challenge. Who knew a wayward coconut could so trip you up, but three teams, the cowboys, the lesbos and team dummy (models) no surprise there, didn't see a coconut escape being tossed in their wagon. Caite practically had a melt down (gee we were doing so good, she whines), yeah just because you managed to get seats in the front of the plane and were the first ones off the plane was the one lucky break and probably the only break you'll get. When she heard that they didn't have all their coconuts I was that's right, they're both short a few coconuts in the head.

The brothers got an oxen who looked like he had runny poop problems with Jordan complaining to the ox not to swipe his tail when he was sh!--ing! Yuck!

Team detectives managed not to trip themselves up this leg and ended up a respectable 4th. But team cowboys are slipping up and letting their country bumpkin surface, forgetting their bottle with their map in it (hey that's something the models would do!), so they had to go back to the boat and retrieve it, which made them place last. Thankfully, it was a non-elimination round so they get a second chance next week.

It was good for Steve and Allie to win this round and what a nice prize, dinner on the beach and $7000.00 each. Whoppie! Now go out and buy a new backpack and clothes (or do they get to go back and retrieve their stuff?)-Single D

Survivor vs Villains-Double Elimination

There's only room for one king in the camp so it becomes a showdown between Russell and Rob. Rob tells Russell that he's playing with the big guys now, which doesn't sit well for the little guy. He don't know who he's messing with and with that Russell smiles that evil grin. Boston Rob has gone from the guy you love to hate, to the guy you love and now he's back to the guy you love to hate again.

The heroes still can't win a damn challenge, this time around being reward and immunity for each side. When Candace won for the heroes, I knew she wouldn't have a chance going against up Rob, who seems undefeatable in every challenge. He's a god, (ok I still like him a little for now). I thought JT would be so good at this challenge, but something is slowing him down. He's not as sharp this second time around, either that or he's just not as hungry ($$) this time around. One thing though, you have to give James snaps for not giving up. He managed to beat as he says, the fat guy and Colby, which in his book is reason enough to keep him. But is it?

Since Rob beats Candace at the showdown, the villains get to eat hot dogs and soda at the heroes tribal council, how cruel!

Once back at camp a defeated Colby throws in the towel and says just put me out of my misery and as James says to him, you're just an old guy in a superman suit. You're not my hero anymore, waaaaa! And so with that Colby takes on the sacrafical lamb role, but the camp is having second thoughts as to James physical ability. Amanda looked like she wanted to burst out balling right there. What? Is she and James having a showmance? I love you, no I love you more!

Back at the villains camp there is a lot of scrambling, as Russell is being called out for having the idol. Boston Rob tells the camp for three to vote Paravoti and for three to vote Russell, that way if he gives it to Paravoti then he will be voted out visa versa. Brilliant no? Tyson agrees, but then changes his mind, when the devil (Russell) whispers in his ear that he is voting for Paravoti and he should do the same, so Tyson changes his vote which ultimately became his demise or as he says "I was a victim of my own stupidity. It ended up being my demise. I'm still pretty awesome." Pretty stupid is what you are!

While the villains stuff their mouth with hot dogs, they get to watch the heroes devour one of their own in a very tame tribal sending the person who should have went home last week instead of Tom, James, who this season seems fiercely trying to win without that winning attitude. James, you need to go home and rest that knee and uh also, take a personality check. What happened to that mellow guy? -Single D

Amazing Race-So Long Big Brother

Well it's about time. Big Brother needed to be put out of their misery. And were they even trying to race? Everything with them was like in slo-mo. They didn't want to win, they just wanted a free trip, see the countryside and have a few laughs. At least this episode had some interesting challenges and a confusing road block twist, what there are two Tattinger's? Pierry or Reims, with half the teams going to Reims. Wrong! Who could even race this leg, with such beautiful countryside to see and all that champagne? So was Jeff the only person who got to taste the champagne after he saber corked it? I've always wanted to do that, drink it, no really, saber cork it.

Dad Steve so wanted to drink that champagne, he was practically drooling. And once again, I must have been looking elsewhere, because next thing I know, Dad Steve is duct taping the front end of the Mercedes they are driving. What, did he run over a magnum of champagne? Again the models prove themselves the dumbest team ever, with completely missing picking up the clue, by passing the challenge and trying to land themselves on the mat only to realize, whoops, we didn't do the challenge! Uh dud, we were just following the other team. I hope they stay on, because where would all the laughs come from? All the models do is bicker and get on each other's last nerve. I about fell off the couch when they built the towering champagne glass pyramid only to have it come crashing down when Brent started pouring the champagne. Geez, Caite said slowly! Once again the look on their faces, priceless! I wished I had one of those dvr thingys where I could have replayed that over and over. LMAO!

And while the cowboys start off on the wrong foot by going to the wrong town and then to the wrong Tattinger, they did redeem themselves by finding their bunch of grapes rather quickly. I think it might come down with the Detectives, who are finally using some of their brawn to pull ahead and the cowboys (let's hope their country bumpkin doesn't take over). You could so tell that team Big Brother was out of the race because their tower of glasses challenge was so glossed over. Hey that could have been so funny, another glass crash, but it cut straight to the vineyards with them to trying to find their grapes of wrath in the dark, and then to Phil telling them they've been eliminated, much to their lazy-ass relief.-Single D

Amazing Race-Baguettes and Bicycles

Didn't quite understand the whole taking the group by bus to a undisclosed location somewhere in the beautiful countryside of France. Did they get to sleep in that castle? I know Phil was snug as a bug in there. Does he have the most wonderful job of all? When in France a trip to the boulangerie is a must, so off teams go in search of the bakery shop. Most of the teams got it that they had to break open the baguette to get their next clue except for airhead team Big Brother. I am so over them, read my lips, over you Big Brother, or now to be dubbed, dumb and dumber. Jordan was so painfully irritating this episode. I wanted to take that pith helmet and boots and knock her out. What a pathetic racer. As Jeff said, get your boobs on the ground and drag yourself. Whiner!

I thought team detectives did a brilliant but dirty move in u-turning the smart (we're not dumb people) Asian team. Didn't think Joe did that much bragging, but who knows with all that creative editing they do, he could have been bragging for two hours on the bus! I would be so u-turning the smartest and fastest couple myself. One of the challenges involved Morse code, which team Asian had to do as the u-turn. Who knew Morse code would be so hard? Guess that is why all teams chose to drag themselves through the mud and mortar instead of decoding, which proved to be the undoing for team Asian, Joe and Heidi, which out of all team would be the ones to cipher it. Instead tired, cold and utterly wretched, Joe and Heidi huddle in the trenches as Phil fetches them to tell them they have been eliminated. Now for all my hard outer shell, I have to admit that was sort of sad, sniff!

The two teams I don't want to win are team Big Brother, and team models. I loved it when Phil tells team model you are the 6th team to arrive....however. Did you see the look on Caite's face. So comical with that mustache and all. HiLLarious! They are surely a firm second for the next dumbest team on the race. Still rooting for the cowboys. After this race they should totally be cultured and all, with eating baquettes (as they said it) and drinking German beer, bungee jumping with cowboy hats and polo playing on wooden horses. Now that's getting cultured!-Single D

Survivor-Heroes vs Villains

Hey wait a minute, I thought Russell, being the idol magnet that he is, found the hidden immunity idol last week, but apparently not, as he finds it this episode, either that or there was some editing going on. I'm thinking there was editing going on.

I am just so sick of the Heroes losing every challenge. They can't win for nothing and it's because Boston Rob has all of a sudden this season turned into the good guy. And ya, some of you might disagree, but he really has mellowed out. That's what will happen when you marry the million dollar winner, have kids, go on Amazing Race, and get to be on every Survivor reunion show. Life is good. And yes, he should probably swap sides. He's been instrumental in the villains winning all the challenges, so doesn't that make him a good guy? Meanwhile, the heroes who can't get their act together are quickly becoming the villains in this game. Come on, I dare you to name a real hero on that tribe. Maybe Colby? And what, are they stupid? Keeping loud mouth brute James over Tom? The heroes better hope that James's leg recovers before their next challenge, otherwise, he wasn't worth keeping, brawny arms and all. Maybe Tom's inability to solve puzzles was what was keeping them down. Too bad Tom gets voted out, I still think he had a lot of game in him. Now it remains to be seen if anyone can emerge as a leader. JT again gets himself in a jam by siding with both sides. Come on, chose sides, or the tribe will come after you.

When James hurt himself, Amanda was all sad like whose going to take care of me if he goes, she whimpers. Yeah right, it's all about you, Amanda. James is a fool to stay on, lets see fix leg or live with it broken for the rest of your life. Could be serious, but the game is more important to James or maybe it's the million dollars that is more important. Don't hold your breath James, your days are numbered so you might as well have left.

Looks like next week, Rob and Russell have a showdown, because two kings can't run the camp. Should be interesting. -Single D

Jason and Molly's Wedding

Can I say one thing, who would get married outside in the middle of Feb? Yeah, I know it's California but it does rain in California! And did all over Molly and Jason. Weren't there storm warnings, because nothing like a torrential downpour while you're saying your vows and guests are whipping out their umbrellas. Well, can't say much for Molly's color choice, what was that green and white? Or was that chartreuse? I loved Trista and Ryan's wedding. Now that was romantic even if it was overly pink. But I like pink she says. Set against the lovely sun setting over the Pacific, guest weren't forced to wear their winter coats. Seemingly, the bachelor family looks like it's trying to set another wedding date for Jillian and Ed. Who knew they were still together. Funny how some of the past players have swapped partners. Well, I hope Molly and Jason are happy together and hopefully they went someplace dry for their honeymoon.-Single D

Amazing Race-Sauerkraut and Beer

It was either good luck or the bumbling detectives finally figured out something on their own, hook up the the cowboys of course. With a two time first place finish, the cowboys are proving to be a force to be reckoned with and they've never been off the range! The flight the two teams took through Paris turned out to give them a head start over the other teams which takes them to Hamburg Germany (no you aren't going to eat hamburgers!) where they have to pair up with each other to take a bungee leap. I had to crack up when Jet didn't take his hat off during the leap. He said to the German guy, it won't come off. Yeah, but you're bungee jumping! Sure enough, that darn hat stayed on his head which proves as he said "a real cowboy hat never comes off", so now we know.

When Brandy paired up with Dan for the bungee jump, on the way down, I thought Brandy's terrifying scream made her look like that Edvard Munch painting "The Scream", either that or she turned Asian on the way down!

If given the choice of eating or soccer punting, I'd probably chose eating, my only question would be how much sauerkraut? The detective chose eating of course and for the first time during this race made the right decision, with Michael wolfing down most of it. Way to go big guy. Next it was on to downing a big boot of beer. Most of the girls were like, this beer is nasty, although team lesbo were able to chug just like the guys, while Brent is puking his guts out. He's so delicate! King of the chuggers was dad Steve. He really surprised me. With a slurp and a burp they finished that challenged and moved into 2nd place. I would have been so drunk on that huge beer boot. Where's my bed! Only brother Dan said that he was drunk, well isn't he the lightweight? The pit stop is some bar in the red light district. Amazing Race is getting spicer in it's old age. Team Big Brother's big dumb luck managed to get them in last place, which dumb luck would have it was a non-elimination round. How are they ever gonna come from behind? They deserve to go home, nothing seems to faze them, like when they did the eating challenge, Jeff wimps out while Jordan is holding her nose while daintily spooning sauerkraut in her mouth. When they came in last, they were like oh well. Well oh well and oh my gravy, I'm still rooting for the cowboys.-Single D

Survivor-Heroes vs Villains-A Brokeback Moment

Now this is the Survivor I know and love! Finally some blindsiding! But first.... a brokeback moment between Coach and Tyson. Coach was so torn up by Sandra cutting him down at tribal that Coach went back to camp in tears. How could she say that he whines to Tyson. I'm noble, not ignoble, I do grand stuff (right! only in his eyes). Tyson in his best Dr. Phil mode told Coach, that if he wants to be liked, then he needs to stop with all the grandiose storytelling, the wearing of feathers (he does?) and all that crazy tai-chi stuff on the beach because it's just makes him look like an idiot. Yes it does. Wow, Tyson could give Dr. Phil a run for his money! Coach wiping away tears as Tyson gives him an embrace. Ah a touching survivor brokeback moment! Afterward, you'd think Coach would redeem himself, naw, he says he gonna be just like he is, a Dragon Slayer, because he can't change, he'd rather leave the game. Empty threats. Meanwhile, the plot thickens as two idol clues are revealed to everyone on both camps. I loved it how King Rob tells his henchman, Sandra to spy on the court jester, Russell (Idol magnet) to see if he's trying to find the idol, which he does, no surprise there, and which Sandra good solider that she is, reports back to King Rob that he has it. Russell is not too sly this time around, it's like everyone already knows his game.

Meanwhile, at the heroes camp everyone is trying to play nice in finding the idol, when Tom finds it and tries to slyly hide it but not before Amanda tells everyone.

Heroes lose the immunity challenge again, wimps! I'm sick of them! There's scrambling for who should leave, with Tom and Colby being on the outs, looks like one of them would end up voted out, but it was JT's brave vote switching that really changed the game. Are the heroes camp that stupid that they would want to vote out all the strong players? Come on, Tom or Colby? At least JT came to his senses, although during tribal he look scared as SH!! Somewhere between Jeff saying, once the votes are read and the actual reading , someone arranges the votes in exact cliffhanger order, with the first three votes nulled by Tom playing his idol and then the next three for Cirie. The look on Cirie's face, priceless! The look on Amanda's face even better. What's Amanda gonna do without her brains? Well, glad to see Cirie go, don't exactly know what she was doing there in the first place.-Single D

Amazing Race-Oh My Gravy!

Oh my gravy, I'm thinking I'm voting for the cowboys to win. How they manage to make it in first place is beyond me. Sure they know how to rope a steer even if it is a fake one and they know how to play polo even if it is on fake horses, so I shouldn't be surprised when they came in first. And I loved Cord saying oh my gravy, that's so gonna be my new exclamation point when I'm yelling at my daughter. Jeff and Jordon's dumbness is showing through again when they couldn't find the right lead bandit at the train station to give their loot. Oh my gravy, read the darn clue! No wonder Jeff gets along with Jordan, he's just as dumb as she is. They never told us why Caite and Brent had to go to the ER, was it food poisoning? Nothing like having to travel when you're not feeling well. What I wouldn't want is having an IV drip in a foreign country, oh my gravy!

You know who is getting on my last nerve is the lesbo team of Carol and Brandy, "newly dating", well maybe not for long, bickering like an old married couple. Not quite sure why Monique and Shawne ended up last, was it because Shawne couldn't lasso her fake steer? Too bad, would have loved to see them come in first and they both seemed really nice, thank you Jesus! I'm thinking the next to go, Louis and Michael. Oh my gravy, they can't do anything remotely related to anything, how are they detectives? -Single D

Jake The Bachelor-On the Wings of Love-Who Did He Chose

Yep, that's three hours I'll never get back and I really wasn't that interested in who he picked, naughty or nice. Of course Tenley made a great impression on Jake's parents and two brothers and their wives. She's the perfect stepford wife what's not to like? Tenley had everyone gushing over her, even stiff upper lipped dad. Gee, does he ever crack a smile? Vienna on the other hand, started out with her foot in the mouth disease and said all the wrong things, yep, all the girls hated me, she whines! Because I'm so brutally honest, no it's because you're so brutally stupid! Vienna did manage to win them over somewhat, hey this is tv, what are the parents supposed to say?

Jake kept saying that he loves Tenley like he was trying to convince himself. When they were on the boat and he tells Tenley that he's not feeling the heat in their relationship, well coming off the date with Vienna, where they rubbed hot mud over each other, now that's heat. It's no wonder he's not feeling it. I so felt bad for Tenley, I'm sure she knew right there and then that he wasn't going to pick her. Come on, it came down to pixie fairy Tenley (doesn't she look like she should be sprinkling fairy dust somewhere), or hot chick Vienna. What would any guy pick? When he was kissing Tenley, it looked like he was kissing a dead fish. I'm sure he was thinking I could love Tenley without all that hot sex, or have hot sex and learn to love Vienna. He chose the latter of course. In support of Vienna, life does look like more fun with her, but once the kids come, I can see a messy house, a litter full of kids, dirty laundry everywhere and Vienna's hips spreading and in bad need of a dye job and Jake and her having wild sex on the washing machine. Tenley would have the perfect house, the perfect kids and the perfect figure (with all that dancing), but unfortunately it would be like the majority of other households, not tonight honey, I'm too tired!

I thought the After the Rose show was totally lame and corny! I don't think I'm going to be able to listen to "On the Wings of Love" without cringing and bring up images of Vienna and Jake dancing and smooching to take up 10 minutes of dead air time. And come on, sending them back to St. Lucia, come on, give them a honeymoon trip to Venice or something, weren't they in St. Lucia enough?

As for Jake joining Dancing with the Stars, love it! This I've got to see! That was a good move on DWTS. As for Ali being the next Bachelorette, I'm so over that girl! Why bring back someone whose already washed up on TV? She's too self-involved to ever let any guy dominate her life, what is he going to give up living where he is to join her in San Francisco?

Can't the bachelor find someone new? I liked it when they had that wine heir and that British dude. -Single D

Survivior Heroes vs Villains-Mud Bath

Missed the first 20 minutes of last nights episode, so totally forgot that it was on until my husband came out of his man cave and said, don't you watch something tonight? I'm like I don't think so as I'm surfing the channels, wait Survivor's on! At work they said something about chickens happened in the first twenty minutes so I'm like I didn't miss much, but after reading the recaps on CBS, looks like I did miss a lot of plotting and back stabbing, the best part. Came in when TJ was telling Cirie that someone said that she couldn't be trusted and her going around asking who would say that. Come on, can anyone be trusted? The Heroes went into the mud bath challenge full throttle with a killer desire to win and they showed them there villains they could finally get their dirt together. I had to laugh when Jeff told them they could change their clothes, what from less dirty to more dirty? When Rupert went up against Coach, I thought for sure the dragon slayer (is he still that?) would push lumbering Rupert in the mud, but Coach laid hands on Rupert which I think threw his game off and Rupert was able to land him in the mud. Again I thought Boston Rob would punk Colby in the mud first, but Colby finally showed some testosterone and pitched him first. I didn't get the fight before the fight between James and Randy. Didn't get the exchange of words, but James easily threw Randy in the mud pit and threw his bag (was that on purpose?) which hit Randy in the head. That James has a real temper. Hey is his skin peeling from a sunburn? Or is that some form of vitaliago that plague Michael Jackson, except James's green? Heroes win the challenge/reward in a clean sweep. Once back at camp, they decide that it's between Randy and Parvoti and in the end, Randy, sour old man, gets sent home. Can you believe the editing that goes on, as it looks like it's totally split between the votes, with Coach saying that he would never write Randy's name down, but does. I'm not getting the reason they voted Randy out, that was a stupid move. Randy has no alliances, no strategy, no one likes him and is a weak player, he's about as harmless as a mosquito, and just as annoying as one. Wouldn't they want to get rid of the threats first, like Coach, Boston Rob, Parvoti. Bad bad move, shows how stupid that tribe is.-Single D

Jake the Bachelor-Reunion Show-Women Tell All

I usually don't care for the reunion shows on the Bachelor, it just serves to draw out the series, come on let's get to the climax, and who wants to watch a bunch of women cry sour grapes for not being chosen. But this one was a goody. Let's see, it involved a lot of crying, Gia, rallied supporters for Vienna, Ali, and a Skank tell all, Rozlyn. Three words, OMG! Gia was still smarting for being sent home, crying in her hair saying that she should have told Jake that she loved him, didn't she show him that during the fantasy suite? Ali did her act of contrition by saying Vienna's not a bad person and that she was ashamed of the way she acted toward her, that was big. But when Chris asked her if she would have chosen to stay, tick tock, tick tock, did you see how she hesitated? And then replied, of course I would have stayed, not! Girl had to think about that one. Obvious her job is more important than a guy. Plus she really didn't want to be on the losing end. Upon closer inspection, Ali is not all that cute. She always has that I just got out of bed look (maybe guys like that?). And what would the whole entire season be if Roz had not come back to defend herself against all the liars in the room. Ah come on Roz, fess up, you fooled around and got caught. Admit it! Chris says to Roz, then everyone in this room who saw you with Ryan, you are calling them liars? Every time he asked her a question, she turned and twisted it around. But what was really telling in the end, because we can all over look that she had hanky panky on the set, who cares, right, but she kept with her steadfast denial, and then in the end, when Chris was trying to make her admit she was lying, she starts attacking Chris, by calling him out about his hitting on the guy's wife, yep the guy, she was supposedly having an affair with. So not only was she fooling around, she was fooling around with a married man! Speaks volumes about the person she is and Jake is lucky he narrowly escaped. Kudos for Chris for not losing his cool when she outright turned the tables on Chris and attacked his character. He said that I hope this experience will make you a better person after all this. Nah, I don't think so. Roz is just in it for momentary fame, what next Playboy? Yah, I think so. Not a good role model for her child in anyway. With a second look at all the expelled ladies, I think he made a mistake letting Ashleigh and Christina go, he even admitted he should have kept Christina around and Ashleigh is way funny, can you do this on tv as she gives the bird! -Single D

Amazing Race-Chilly in Chile

I missed the first ten minutes of Amazing Race last night because I was yelling at my daughter for going over her text limit, until I realized it's Sunday night, something has to be on, no time for discipline, other things are more important! Oh yeah, so I came in when the cowboys somehow got way ahead of the pack. How did Chip and Dale (no no after you) get ahead of everyone? I bet those two have never been outside the farm and are still virgins, giddy-up! I keep waiting for Team Big Brother to mess up and surely thought when they missed their bus that they were going down! The challenges this episode were really lame, dress a llama and gather ingredients to make a German cake. Who knew there were so many Germans in Chile? Of course Granny comes out with a piece of cake on a plate after getting hit in the head by the cow, she's a trooper! And why does CBS blur out the cow taking a dump? I thought that was Hi-lar-ious! Every time someone came to milk them, they had to poop, must be the pumping of the teat that gets them going. Doesn't Chile look awesome, put on bucket list, although it looked very chilly, so why would any team pick the flying condor challenge which would mean a dip in a very chilly lake? And no Jeff, that flimsy piece of fabric will not make you airborne enough to fly, dud! I think Jordan is rubbing off on you. Speaking of dumb, team detective couldn't find a dead body if their life depended on it. They should be going home soon, don't they have to get back to their dog napping case?

Well, when team giddy-up won first and Phil said that they won a sailboat, I think they were hoping to win a tractor or something. Enjoy boys, your days are numbered. -Single D

Survivor-Heroes vs Villians

Poor Rob, this episode really made me sympathize with him. If it was an act to garner viewers to rally to his side it worked! Is he that good of an actor? And having an epiphany in the end was the cherry on top of it. Who could have made better TV? I would have been fed up with my tribe too when no one would listen to him on how to build the shelter. Wasn't he after all in construction before all his reality fame? His little fainting spell has put a spell on me! Boston Rob is clearly ahead in my book to win even overshadowing diabolical Russell. Poor Russell he just can't get no satisfaction. What is really disappointing are the Heroes, they can't win for nothing or at least solve puzzles. Don't know why Rupert has it in for Stephanie when it should have been Rupert who went home, sore toe and all. At least Stephanie has strength even if she's a pushy wench with skinny eyebrows. The weakest links on the Heroes tribe is Cirie and Amanda. My question is are those two going to slid by again and get all the way to finals without doing much of anything? James better keep his brawny big mouth shut because he is stirring up the Heroes tranquility and will surely be the next one to go and that would be a big mistake being one of the strongest one on the tribe and right now they need every advantage they can get.-Single D