Ben the New Bachelor

This season looks promising. Bachelorettes riding in on horses, and yes she, Lindzi, got the first impression rose, Miss KY in her lets go to the Derby gigantic hat, and Miss I've won a beauty pageant title, but which title and who gives a rats ass. And who brings their grandma to grease the wheel and win sympathy votes from the bachelor? I thought it was so funny when Elyse said, what's with all the props, big hats, horse, pageant sash and some one's grandmother, wish I would have thought of that, sitting next to an old lady would make me look good!

Thought Ben probably should have gotten a makeover, what guy still parts their hair in the middle, well, maybe if you sing in a barbershop quartet.

The drama is already starting between Jenna (blogger from NY) the loose cannon scary low self esteem bachelorette, why did I come on this show? She will be the one we will not be able to stop watching. She's so neurotic she spent half the night in the bathroom crying because psycho Monica, (Miss I'm always smiling) when I make sarcastic remarks, said something to Jenna said it with a crazed smile on her face. What kind of person does that? Both of them should have been cut loose after the rose ceremony, but Ben gave them both a rose (hey producers did you tell him to keep the cats?). Oh well, let the cat fights begin. I was sad to see Miss London depart the show. I love her accent and even if she does have a horse face, she had comic potential and hey, doesn't she have diplomatic immunity from being rejected? As for the model, Courtney, she's a model really? She's cute in some angles, but beware of that overbite.

No front runners so far. Looks like it's going to be a good season. And I'm glad that the Bachelor is Ben, he's a really good catch, hey lives in San Francisco, and runs a winery in Sonoma. What a charmed life. Ben do you want my phone number, call me!

Taking a Sabbatical

I know readers, I am taking a sabbatical from blogging. Every once in a while one must take a rest, right? I'll be back soon! Keep in touch!!

Big Brother-And the Winner Is!

Rachel!! Whoo Hoo!! So glad that a veteran won. Didn't like anyone from the newbie side except Adam did start to grow on me towards the end. When Rachel won the last HOH and had to chose between Adam and Porsche what was she thinking? Just to keep her word and keep Porsche? Why start keeping promises now? Rachel won by one vote and that was Shelley's. Why Shelley voted for Rachel is still a mystery seeing how they hated each other in the house. Guess she realized that anyone who could dodge bullets throughout the entire season outta win. Even Adam voted for Porsche, sour grapes. I'm thinking if she would have kept Adam, she would have had more votes. I really don't think Danielle or Kalia would have voted for Adam. In the end, justice was served and Rachel now has a dowry to marry Brendon and plan her wedding. One of the best seasons, even if I swore off every episode!

The New Bachelor Is!

This just in, the new Bachelor-Ben! Not chosen by Ashley, Ben apparently has been chosen to be the next eligible hottie. Looks like this winemaker has gotten over being corked by JP and is looking for love! Hey Ben, if this second go round doesn't pan out for you, call me!

Big Brother Season 13

Ok, so I lied. My friend told me that I had to watch it because the veterans finally got a break. What a twist. Go Porsche, opening Pandora's box gave Rachel and Jordan the break they needed in the house. Without the pairs teaming up, they would have been toast and for sure Rachel would have been gone. If anything Rachel and Jordan needed to pull a win for the Veto this time around. They have been sucking at the challenges and the veto competition. Fortunately, Rachel was able to hold on to the Brendan dummy, (go figure) and won the Veto for her and Jordan, pulling themselves off leaving only Shelly and Adam to be their replacement. I so liked Shelly in the beginning, but her flipping on them really left a bad taste. And what's up with the two finger kisses. She looks so hard core, like some biker mama chick. Loved it that Rachel and Jordan had all the power and got rid of Shelly. Sorry Shelly, she kept saying that the only team she was on was her daughter and husband, well, that doesn't fly in the BB house where you pledged allegiance to all sides.

Didn't think that Rachel could pull another one out of her enormous boobs, but she managed to pull herself through the glazey donut challenge and won HOH. Go team Rachel, or as she said, Jochel-Rachel + Jordan. I hope they are the last two standing, sweet revenge, but as we all know, this game can turn on every episode. Rachel nominates Kalia and Porsche and in my opinion, Porsche should go home this week. Hopefully Adam will keep to his word and work with the Jochel team. He should remember who unleased Pandora's box to the house and this week it was Adam's idol, Tori Spelling. So funny that hard metal guy would be such a Tori Spelling fan. Weird and cute at the same time. Hey if Adam won, that would be ok too. Anyone who can admit to something like that is too cute in my book!

Big Brother-Season 13

For the past two episodes I've had to stop watching it half way through. Last week, during the double elimination when Kalia won HOH and put up Jeff. All that work for naught. I turned it off right there and then. And then last night, when Porsche won HOH, damn was she good at that snake challenge or what? I turned it off again. Looks like the newbies are going to slaughter the veterans and that's not a pretty thing to watch especially with sweet Jordan being on the receiving end. After Porsche won, I said no more. So I took the remote, announced to the house, (they didn't really care) that it would be no more Big Brother for me, ma. At this point, I hate Kalia, Porsche and especially Shelly who turns out to be the biggest faker of all. If anyone, I would root for Adam to win this whole thing, he is the only one that hasn't played all sides, and you gotta love the guy for that. Call me when the finale is over, this girl is hanging up her curiosity and going on a BB diet.

Bachelor Pad-Jake Goes Home

It was just matter of time before Jake went home. No matter how hard he tried, his days were numbered. And I'm not understanding why everyone is letting the power couple, Kasey and Vienna sausage rule the house. Are they that dynamic a couple? Do they really have that much hold over everyone in the house? Those two deserve each other. I was madly giggling when Kasey pulls out the promise ring and gives it to miss sausage and then proceeds to sing her a made up Kasey song. I was embarrassed and I wasn't even there. He sounds like he's singing through a plastic bag making up lyrics as he went along.

I wanted Jake to stay to at least give Ericka (boobs galore) some more face time, I kinda felt bad that she was the one no one was attracted to, even Jake (when he should have thrown to paint balloon at Vienna, I think he still likes her). Even though Jake was totally faking it with Ericka to get her on his side, at least he was giving her self confidence a boost and so right now is my vote to win this thing. Meanwhile, K and V still rule the house, when are the other contestants going to wake up?

BTW, that whole synchonized swimming challenge was way too funny and the guys were outrageously good! The return of last season's winner, Dave and Natalie was a surprise, they looked fantastic, but are they still a couple? Come on, America wants to know! Natalie looked so good and that dress she was wearing was killer!

Big Brother-Jeff Wins HOH

Been away for the last week but I didn't think there would be much happening, only that Brendon came and went, Rachel grew up and stopped throwing fits, and Jeff became HOH, nominated Kalia and Porsche. Sorry to see Brendon go and now Rachel can't win anything to save her life. What happened to her ability to win challenges? Luckily for her she's Jeff's ally. I like Jeff in that he doesn't mince words to anyone. Cross him, put him on the block and you can bet you are going up, Kalia.

Jordan looks so cute in her humilitard and the little beanie cap with the whirly thingy. Of course, Jordan could wear an outfit from made from phone books and look cute, that's just not fair. Shelly has lost so many points in my book, can't tell if she coming or going and whose side is she on anyway. Well, she better be loyal to Jordan, since she gave her the biggest gift of all, a phone call to her family.

At this point, don't care who wins, but leaning towards, Jordan.

Bachelor Pad

I love the Bachelor Pad, it's all the rejected castoffs that you love to love and love to hate, from previous seasons of The Bachelor and Bachelorette, although this season of Bachelor Pad we have a lot of repeaters, Melissa, crazy psycho woman (bachelors beware!), Gia who for all her glorious beauty can't seem to find a faithful guy (Wes cheated on her with of all people, Vienna!). Speaking of which, what is it with Vienna that has men mesmerized, is it her snow globes? So mesmerized, even Jake who wants, begs for forgiveness, gives Vienna a immunity rose, much to Gia's broken heart. And Jake, what a stupid stupid, doofus. No one wants a mamby pamby mama's boy. Jake, grow a set and man up, you don't need the forgiveness of Vienna to go on with your life. He is either playing the sincere part or is really trying to be sincere and if it is the latter, then Jake deserves all he gets.

I like that Ames is hooking up with Jackie, she seems perfect for him, smart pretty and funny, they make a good couple. Speaking of couples, Vienna has moved on to Kasey who speaks like he has a mouth full of marbles, or as wrestler Rated R, Justin said, it's like Kermit meets Miss Piggy. Good visual there.

Justin who just can't keep his mouth shut is the first guy voted off along with why me, Alli.

This season looks like it's going to be good. All the trapping of the Bachelor and Bachelorette but with way more drama and hook-ups, what's not to love?

Big Brother Season 13

Well, just as I suspected, Big Brother is suddenly Big and Boring. No surprises that Kalia put up Jeff and Rachel for eviction. Now it's Jordan's turn to cry. Poor Jordan, she's so sweet, crying because she couldn't drink the concoction that Daniele made for her during the food challenge. Well the have nots are eating coconuts and catfish, at least you can make a meal out of them.

Besides being boring now that Brendon is gone, the house is full of cat fights, like when Rachel asked how Daniele was doing during the nominations and Daniele turned away from her and just hissed and hissed and hissed leave me alone!

Big Brother Season 13

It's not going to be the Rachel and Brendon show anymore with Brendon being voted off last night. Although the new twist is that one of the evicted house guest would have a chance to come back and you know who I am rooting for Brendon! Yes I know, but watching the two of them is like watching a car wreck, you just can't take your eyes off of them and the drama they create! With Kalia getting HOH (and I didn't watch the HOH competition because my daughter got the spoiler from her friend in Louisiana) but what was the point of watching Kalia win? We know that Rachel is going to go up again with her only chance of staying in the house would be to win POV, which remains to be seen. Secretly I do want Rachel to win, come on, even she said she can't get a job because of her previous season's villainous ways.

I'm still not getting why no one brought up the reason to evict Jordon- because hey, she has already won Big Brother so why not get rid of her?

Well, with Brendon gone, looks like the rest of the season might be a yawner!

The Bachelorette-Ashley Choses JP

Didn't I call it? I'm just wondering why Ashley let Ben go down on one knee when she knew he wasn't the one. Could she spare him the humiliation? Like he said on After the Rose, it was the getting up off the knee that was the hardest part. I felt really bad for him, he was and is such a great guy, but let's face it, we knew Ashley had already made up her mind for JP when her tatted up sister said she didn't like him and Ashley just fell to pieces. Yep as Ashley said, she's such a B!tch! Let's judge someone after meeting them for all of 10 minutes. Poor JP, he must really love the girl, because that would be an indication for any guy to run the other way.

Something about JP that is just so sexy, Ben didn't have a chance, but he would be a great catch especially that his mother is the Martha Stewart of Sonoma, who wouldn't want to marry into that family?

Remains to be seen if Ashley and JP can follow in the footsteps of Ryan and Trista. They are both such cute couples. Didn't like Ashley's new hairdo on the After the Rose, looks like she got a Brazilian Straightener and new dye color. I loved her long sassy bangs on the show, almost made me want to run out and get that cut!

Well, good luck to them and I'm sure the mags will keep us informed of their relationship in gory detail.

The Bachelorette Prediction

I'm betting the farm that the final two will be JP and Ben with JP being the last man standing!

Big Brother-Season 13

Or as it should be called the "Rachel and Brendon Show". Their fight last night took up at least 15 minutes of airtime. Do we really care about their fighting? And Rachel she pretends like she's crying but where are the tears? I was glad that she won, but she's so crazy when she doesn't get her way and goes off on the deep end. How are they going to survive marriage?

Leave it to the lovable airhead Jordan to figure out the luxury challenge and guess who the visiting star would be from 3 bars of soap and binoculars. Really, you get Baywatch out of that and David Hasselhoff? Guess she's like an idiot savant, can you say Rain Woman?

Jordan might have won the luxury challenge, but what was she thinking when she chose Kalia and Shelley to share in the luxury challenge of sharing sushi with the Hoff instead of inviting Rachel and Brandon. At least I thought she should have invited Rachel instead of Kalia.

Meanwhile, since Rachel's HOH she could have put Jordan and Jeff up for eviction instead she chickens out and puts up Dominic and Metal guy. Should be interesting to see if Dominic wins the veto.

The Bachelorette Hometown Dates

Pretty much the final four come from well established families. Ashley will have no problem marrying into money with any of these families. No dysfunction among the whole lot of them. If anything, looks like Ashley is the one whose family might be somewhat borderline, what with her sister covered in tats, not that that's a bad thing, but all the bachelor's families are pretty pristine and well established. Among the four of them, Ben, JP, Constantine and Ames, I liked Constantine's family. Welcome to my Big Fat Greek Family! What you no eat no meat? That's ok I make you lamb. (from my Big Fat Greek Wedding). I liked Ben's family lifestyle, Sonoma, wine country, heaven.

It was totally apparent that to Ames's family that there wasn't that strong of a connection between Ames and Ashley and when Ashley eliminated Ames, the look on his face, sheer confusion. He was stunned into a frozen smile, like he had been hit in the head again. He couldn't believe that she didn't call his name out. He looked pleading to Constantine, like what happening. Poor Ames, he's just odd, but in a good way. He's so smart and forward thinking. I loved the story he told Ashley on their date about magiaordinario, finding the magic in ordinary things. He is so sweet, but a little to stunted in social growth. Sorry to see you go Ames, someone will love that incredible brain, those bright white teeth and that wide smile, just not Ashley.

The Bachelorette Ashley-final four

I don't think I need to say anything more, see my previous post, that the final four were going to be JP, Constantine, Ben and Ames. Out of the four, I bet it will be between JP and Ben. I don't see Ashley having that great of a connection with Ames or Constantine. JP and Ben are totally invested in her. Go Ashley, let's hope she's over that whole Bentley thing because she has really great guys. Didn't you love Taiwan. Been to Hong Kong and Macau but missed Taiwan. I will have to make it a point to visit there next time. Loved the outtake of the dog peeing on Ashley's and Constantine's love lantern, way too funny. I want to go there and release a lantern in the sky like that, that was awesome!

Next week it's the hometown dates. My how this season has flown by. Next thing you know we will be reading about Ashley and her pick in People Magazine. As for that whole Emily and Brad fiasco, come on, I'm so over Brad, it's time to move on, enough is enough after the first Bachelor season with him and then Vienna and now Emily, he deserves to be alone, the guy obviously has commitment issues. So long Womack, time for you to leave for good.

Big Brother Season 13

Why it was just the other day when my daughter said that Big Brother hasn't aired and voila, there it was. Missed the first episode so I had to catch up online. Is this going to be a great season or what. All our favorites. Come on, I know you loved Rachel even if she does have that hideous laugh and Brendon (who spells their name that way, Brendon, ding dong), can't believe those two are still together, well yeah, he's a woosie. I love it that Jordan and Jeff are still together, they are America's cutest pair ever. And Evil Dick and Daniele, ok, I like Evil Dick but could barely remember Daniele, only that she won over her father. Too bad Evil Dick had to mysteriously leave which I thought was going to totally leave the veterans with a major handicap against the out numbered newbie, but how they managed to persuade Kalia and Shelly to vote off Keith was a shocker and help put the veterans in a sweet spot. I loved it that Jordan won the HOH to keep the veterans ruling the house. My daughter likes Dominic but he's too young and too arrogant for my taste. Of the newbies, I like Shelly and Lawon. Shelly seems down to earth and Lawon, come on, what not to like from that flaming diva. Of the veteran's, I want Rachel to win, if the newbies hold power, then let it be Lawon, the man could use the money to buy some new suits!

The Bachelorette-Bye Bye Bentley

Was that sweet satisfaction? After Ashley mooning over that no good dog Bentley, dubbed the most hated man in America (presently). Chris tells Ashley that Bentley has come to Hong Kong to settle Ashley's infatuation with him once and for all. Never mind that she is in Hong Kong, one of the world's most exciting cities, never mind that she still has a handful of great guys, never mind that she has JP! She still crying and saying Bentley over and over. When Chris tells Ashley that Bentley is in the hotel right now this very minute, Ashley is like really, no shut up, really, are you serious, is this a joke, seriously? Has Chris Hanson ever lied to you? Don't you think the producers are thinking this is dynamite TV? Chris coaches her that she needs to be firm, don't be vague, in other words get that schmuck to spill! Ashley composes herself, pauses in front of Bentley's room, acting like the foolish school girl that she is and knocks on his door. After she goes in for a welcome kiss, they sit opposite ends of the couch. She says when he left the show, all the other guys thought she was taking it hard because he left, but in reality it was so hard for her because of him, because she fell hard and because of the dot dot dot. Bentley's ego is inflated (more). Is there a dot dot dot? To which he says, I would implore you to see what you have here since I'm there and it doesn't look good. She says so this is a period? Finally she says you came all the way here to tell me that, well you should had called (do I sense a spark of venom?). Why call when you can get a free trip? After she left his room, I was hoping they put him back on a plane post haste.

Ashley finally realizes that he's a player and she's been played, so "Bentley, if you are watching...F----You, I'm done" Strong words considering that their conversation ended pretty mildly. But in the end, we felt vindicated, relieved that the girl came to her senses! When she tells JP the first to know of that whole Bentley scene he's understanding, what's not to love about him, sensitive and good looking! When she decides to tell the other guys during the rose ceremony, talk about cat fight, the man claws came out, Ashley was raked over the coals for her confession that she was smitten to the core for Bentley. Lucas was particularly angry and unforgiving, too bad he already had a rose, because I thought he should have left and might have just like Mickey did. I loved Ashley's quick thinking when Mickey said to get rid of me tonight and Ashley said well you have to make that choice yourself which he did on the next saipan out. Ashley was pretty beat up, did she deserve it, yes, but hey guys, it's TV, she didn't kill your mother, loosen up! She sends Blake home as well, as he too voiced loudly his disdain for her indiscretion.

The Bachelorette-Still In Thailand Still Mooning Over Bentley

I counted how many times Ashley said Bentley during last night's episode, at least 12 times. That's twice every ten minutes. Come on Ashley, mooning over someone doesn't look good on you, especially when smiling is her best asset. She's not a great beauty, but she does look cute when she's upbeat and smiling. Since Bentley has left she has been reserved and sour. She's so insecure that when she heard from Will (how did he become the trusted one?) told her that Ben C. was already planning to do online dating, she went ballistic and fired him on the spot, you're fired (oh that's Celebrity Apprentice). Well she said no rose for you so off with you NOW! Leaving him little chance of defending himself or explaining (probably an innocent remark told in jest), but leave it to that weasel Will and he's become the biggest weasel since that whole roast fiasco. Will smugly smiling that his plan worked and he outed the other guy on the two will go, one will stay date. Little did he know, when he said, he likes being a kid, that sealed his fate with Ashley, which she probably had her mind made up already anyway that he wasn't getting the rose after all, so bye bye. What woman wants a kid anyway? Hear that men, we don't want to mother kids, we want REAL men! Smart men, funny men, successful men, not boys. Will definitely has a lot of growing up to do, once in the limo, he said he was going back into his dark place since he's such a loser. Ya think, two words Will, Grow Up!

I was hoping she would give Ames the rose, since he took a concussion for her during all that Thai boxing stuff. Hey a person could die from a blow to the head, remember Natasha Richardson? Even when he came back to the group he was still his funny gentlemanly self. I liked that. He ranked high on the brownie scale. Not much of a fighter, more of a poet, how romantic. Smart and funny, so why is she still whining over Bentley, so much so, she tells Chris she needs closure with him, so what are they going to do, but bring him back for a free trip to Hong Kong. I hope the guys stage a protest and do a group walk out that would serve her right. And hey, hottie, JP, you can call me anytime. Bentley has nothing over you!

Chaing Mai, Thailand, put on bucket list!

Bachelorette Ashley in Thailand

I was trying to count how many times Ashley said Bentley's name. Seriously! Every other word out of her mouth was Bentley. She has so many great guys. What I wouldn't give! Finally we get to see what the other guys are like. JP is still a hot cutie in my opinion and I would right there and then crown him the winner, until Ashley had her date with Ames. Who knew, he's so funny and smart, two things that are SO important in my book. Ben F seems really nice and sweet, who doesn't love a guy that paints elephants? Doesn't Thailand look amazing! Put on bucket list. Didn't the navigator's (concierge everywhere else) accent remind of you of "love you long time, sailor?"

I loved when Ashley and Ames were kayaking though the tall outcropping islands, how romantic, even though Ashley confessed she was still thinking of Bentley. Come on, will someone drop a rock on her. Wake up get a life! The guys are ganging up on Ryan, mister, I can't help it if I'm happy all the time, maybe I should get mad because it's raining he says with a big grin. He's like the dwarfs Dopey and Happy all in one. Not sure if he's for real, but he does seem like he has a lot on the ball. In the first episode I was so smitten with Will, but now he looks like a snotty nose seven year old, the last kid to get picked on the softball team. She should have sent him home along with West. Poor West, good choice to send him home, don't think he's ready for commitment after losing his wife and who, as Ashley says, wants to fill those shoes.

Alas, please don't tell me Bentley makes a come back next week. Cripes! Ashley will be a total wreck if he comes back and then the guys should walk out in mass, would serve her right!

Bachelorette Ashley

Ashley, one word, pathetic! Really? Come on, some guy you just met two weeks ago is making you lose your cool? Begging and pleading is not becoming and reduces women everywhere into groveling sniveling weak imbeciles. Bentley is a turd and he is leaving a legacy of not being able to trust men for his daughter. What kind of egocentric guy reveals to the world that he'd rather swim in pee than plan a wedding with Ashley. How disgusting. She might not be the girl for him, but hey, you signed up for the gig for what devious purpose (we have yet to discover, not that I care), but to be so crass, snickering at the expense of someone who seems genuinely nice is rotten to the core and he deserves little happiness in his life. I couldn't help but wince every time Ashley begged him to stay, it was too hard to watch. She needs to get in touch with her instincts because they are way off kilter. Ashley tells Chris that the hardest part is that he said he was leaving but that it was dot dot dot, like maybe something in the future could happen which gave her some tiny thread of hope. Chris tried to subtlety suggest that if he was into her he would have fought to stay. Did it sink in? Probably not. She's really naive in the men department and has serious insecurity issues which isn't very becoming. That is why she doesn't have the love she deserves, because she thinks she isn't good enough as evident with at failed Roast the Bachelorette fiasco. Sure I experienced a pang of hate when the otherwise seemingly congenial Will does his stand up roast only to expose his selfish need to be discovered at the expense of hurting Ashley's feelings by telling her that he expected Emily or Chantal. Why do guys always like blonds and big boobs. Just isn't fair, but Ashley took the ribbing about her small breast great it was only when Will mention Emily and Chantal her insecurity sprung into action. I guess I would be insecure too measuring up against a pretty blond and a chesty brunette. The girl can't win. I think deep down inside Will is a nice guy which probably explains why she spared him this round. I was hoping he would go with the unmasked man who turns out to look like Fred Flintstone's weird cousin. Because of that whole wearing the masked thing, he ruined any chances of Ashley getting to know him. It just backfired, because the mask actually was the barrier for anyone to get to know him. Once unmasked it was a big disappointment, because the allure of the Phantom just wasn't there, not that it was when he did wear the mask. His personality just wasn't big enough to win anyone over. Glad to see him go, now Ashley move on, Bentley is a pr!-K!

Taped Jimmy Kimmel because Ashley was to make a guest appearance and dish and word has it that Bentley comes back, let's hope it's just for the Bachelors Tell All segment!

The Bachelorette Ashley Spoiler Alert!

Ben

Constantine

Ames

J.P.

According to Reality Steve spoiler alert, he predicts the final four- Ben Flajnik, 28, the part-time winery owner in Sonoma, CA, who lives in San Diego, Constantine Tzortzis, 30, the Greek restaurant guy from Cummins, Georgia, JP Rosenbaum, 34, the bald construction manager from Roslyn, NY, and, Ames Brown, 30-yr-old Yale and Columbia graduate currently pursuing a DBA (Doctor of Business Administrations) at Harvard. Humm, seems like she is leaning toward those four, because I was surprised she kept Constantine and Ames, because they have had very little air time. There is one constant in four, they are all a little odd looking, not real good looking, but not real bad looking either. It's like you can't really tell if they are bo-hunky or not. Oh well, I'm leaning toward the winery owner, Sonoma, wine, what's not to love, sounds just so romantic!

The Bachelorette-Ashley

Come on, really keeping the masked man for another episode? Just when he was about to reveal himself they get interrupted. How planned was that? I'm wondering just how much money they paying Ashley to keep Batman around. He is so totally creepy. There is nothing mysterious, sexy or prince charming about him. He looks greasy, has serial killer eyes and needs a shave. Kept the masked man but eliminated cutie Ryan, what is she thinking? And eliminated poor Stephan, a potential boyfriend with benefits, he was a hairdresser.

Her date with William went well in Las Vegas, hey where was I when they were dining in the Belliago fountain? William seems nice enough, but where do you go from being a cell phone salesman? Ashley seems more demanding of someone with career potential and William doesn't fit the bill.

I won't have any sympathy for Ashley when she watches the show to see how Bentley so totally disses her as not "his type". Only one word for that guy, assh0!e. What a jerk, and she says her instinct tells her he's sincere. She's just blinded by the looks. Sure he's cute, but really? Looks like she gets the double whammy next week when someone says, they thought it was going to be either Chantal or Emily as the bachelorette and Bentley finally tells her the truth? She was practically begging him to stay, what's wrong with the girl?

Either way, let's hope she gets rid of the the jerk and the masked man, if she's smart enough and so far, she's not.

Celebrity Apprentice-Winner is John Rich and the Bachelorette Premiere-Ashley

I was disappointed. Sure it was a pretty even match, but come on Donald, just because he kinda cheated and called in some favors to raise money for the final event when it wasn't a fund raiser, was that fair? Gumption, I call it cheating. Cheating's cheating. I thought it should have been based solely on whose production of 7up the Uncola was the best. Marlee getting the retro voice of Jeffery from the original 7up commercial from the 70's was a stroke of genius. Yes, I liked the can design from John Rich's group, zebra stripes but that whole 20 minutes of no Def Leopard on stage and not greeting the Donald and execs when they came in should have been huge negatives in John Rich's campaign. But I guess for Trump, it's all about the money, and money won out. Marlee did a fantastic job nonetheless, even if she did look like the Jolly Green Giant's little sister in that green outfit. I did like John Rich's photo shoot, who can deny a guy in a cowboy hat? Wonder what he really looks like without the hat?

Which brings me to the premiere of the Bachelorette, Ashley. Don't know why she didn't get rid of the masked man. He's creepy and it looks like he keeps the mask on for the upcoming episodes, even while taking a crap on the toilet. One word, weird. Enough is enough, apparently he doesn't have enough confidence to show his real self although he says it's just the opposite. He kept saying that he wasn't here to party, but hey, wearing a mask, isn't that for parties? Fortunately for Ashley she has quite a good selection of guys. Somehow, I'm thinking the producers told her to keep Bentley, whom she knows from a girlfriend who called her to tell her before the show that Bentley has ulterior motives. He even said that he was hot for previous season winner, Emily. Poor Ashley, stupid is as stupid does. I'm sure she must have felt some conflict keeping him, so why go against instinct, because the producers say so (I'm thinking, because where's the drama if she lets him go?). She got rid of the drunk, too bad, because he totally dissed the masked man by putting pillows between them like he was some kind of leper. Ok, so he was drunk and he's a liquor distributor. Hummm, not a good combination. I like the cell phone salesman, he had a nice smile :) and hey, free phones, what more can a girl ask for? The three guys she should have kept were Anthony the butcher (seemed really nice, even if he does have that Bronx accent), Chris M & Jon, two cuties which deserved a chance rather than Bentley who is just taking up space. Boo go home I hate you already!

Celebrity Apprentice-Final Two

You heard it here!

Marlee and John Rich final two! Just as I said in a previous post!

Survivor Redemption Island and the Winner Is!

It never fails, the Q & A from the jury smacks of righteousness and indignation. Come on people, it’s a game for cripes sake. Everyone is so high and mighty, shame on you blah blah blah. Well shame on them, they are not sitting in the winner’s circle, now are they! David’s speech was the best, directed to the jury that Boston Rob deserves to win, he played the best game and even the two he brought with him said so much. He should have added, if you want a religious mystical experience, go to India, but don’t play the game of survivor. Oh BTW, glad they got rid of that whole remembering the fallen survivor comrades, although 40 days later, I have forgotten who played. NYC, jeff probst arrives with the ballot urn and in the same shirt, like he walked from redemption island. It never ceases to amaze me how different everyone looks as they fatten up and combed their hair. Grant you looked better with those island dreds, while Matt cut his lovely Jesus locks and Natalie got her hair Brazilian straightened. Jeff reads the votes, with all ballots going to Rob except one stray vote for Phillip from Ralph who all of a sudden gets a man crush on Phillip, stoopid is as stoopid does. Wondering if Ralph got a Brazilian on his beard? I loved it when Jeff said that in his opinion, Rob played the best game out of 22 seasons. Got that right! Guess now, Rob can add his trophy along side with his wife and hope that their children will go on to play Survivor after all it’s in their DNA.

Russell is still angry that he was voted off but when pressed by Jeff said that he would consider coming back. He might have learned a thing or two about how to play from Rob, ah then again probably not. Grant who on the island after his elimination was "cool" with that, but at the reunion show, he was holding grudges. Losing his dreds lost his cool. And yes, it's been confirmed by another Federal Agent, that Phillip was a Federal Agent, or at least she went through the Law Enforcement Academy with him. Probably got the boot since he couldn't keep it a secret that he was a secret agent.

Next season, it's off to the South Pacific and Redemption Island again. I liked the whole Redemption Island second chance, but why did it have to turn into a motel for the ejected? I'm guessing they might bring back Russell vs. Matt, the ultimate good vs. evil and will Matt end up on Redemption Island again?

As for Phillip and his chaotic ramblings, I liked him, he kept things interesting because you never knew what would come out of that specialist mouth.

All in all, a good night for Survivor and for Rob who also won Fan Favorite and the 100,000 and with that the tribe has spoken.

Survivor Redemption Island and Then There Were Four

Another season has come and gone, sigh! And if Boston Rob doesn’t cinch the title this time, he will have to pack it in for good, this is it, his final chance, the last hurrah, to win the title because in my book he IS the Ultimate Survivor. Come on, didn’t you feel a little pang of sympathy when Rob was saying that he loved his wife more than anything in the world and how she’s put up with him coming back to Survivor over and over but the elephant in the room is his regret he didn’t win because of her, ya her, big mistake, huge, stop thinking with your wanker! Sure he won the girl but he didn’t win the title and that has haunted him ever since. Only 6 more days. He’s managed to play a cool game, masterminding almost every move. You just gotta hope that innocent girl Natalie doesn’t turn her back on him, that was so totally risky of him to blindside Grant, who in the end, could have sustained the men to the end. Let’s hope that Ashley doesn’t hold too much power over Natalie. And out of the Redemption island survivors, who should come back? Grant. He might be mad at Rob, but I think he would still understand. All the others have had time to stew and build their vendetta to a vengeful pitch which could totally destroy Rob’s chance to win. Matt showed his scorn for Andrea, not very Christian of him, no second chances for her. This was a good season and every year still manages to keep my attention. I know, I have so little interesting things in my life!

Celebrity Apprentice-Bye Bye NeNe

Fool! What's wrong with NeNe. Her bark is louder than her ability to stand up and shut up. Sure the Donald decides to move NeNe over to the men's team, but is that any reason to walk out, just walk out without a word to anyone? I'm sure she'd still be there right now, if Trump had moved Star to the men's team. NeNe would so be like, yep, you deserve to be over there, head all z snapping, but since it was NeNe that he moved, she must have felt like it was being sent to stand in a corner with a dunce cap on because she was the bully on the play ground. Well, she the fool now, she missed that whole Star being fired at last. Gee what good is she, Star that is. She only works the computer because she only knows how to do brand messaging? Last night, Meatloaf should have been fired. He's like an incarnate of Gary Busey with all that creative go with the flow spontaneity. Please and a crybaby too boot! Marlee should have stopped the meat madness, but I guess her voice gets lost in the crowd. Their presentation was just awful, policemen and donuts. How cliche was that? I liked the guys OnStar presentation. It hit all the right marks and having OnStar in my car, I love it and can't live without it!

In the board room, you know you are going to get fired, when the Donald's conversation solely focuses on you, his sentences run together without periods, and his pitch crescendo's and he says those magical two words "Star, you're fired". Loud gasp from the deaf girl and shock from Meat.

Mark this prediction down, last two standing, Marlee and John Rich. Should be pretty good. So far, the men have proved to be better at all the task, so Marlee has her work cut out for her, that is of course, if John Rich doesn't get another sinus infection and becomes completely useless.

Amazing Race-Unfinished Business-Slow and Steady Wins the Race

Slow and steady wins the race and this proved true for sisters Jennifer and Lakisha, turtles of the race.

They surprised everyone by winning this season's Amazing Race, beating out the Globetrotters who were the strong bullying contenders, managing to ruffle a few feathers along the way and beating out daughter/father team of effervescence, Mallory and Gary. When Mallory told her father that they were going to win in the cab, I knew it was curtains for them. Never ever give out your predictions. Predictions are based, in this case how well your cabbie knows his locations and in this case, not, cabbie curse! Can't they use a GPS? They had a run of just plain bad luck, while Jennifer and Lakisha managed to keep one dribble step ahead of Globetrotters and I'm glad for that. Heck, Globetrotters have enough money, let's spread it around to those less fortunate and in this case a win well deserved. Snaps to the sisters!

On an aside note-laughed hysterically during the Brazilian waxing of Zev and Justin. Nothing like waxing a hairy beast!

Amazing Race-Unfinished Business-Bye Bye Goths

Here's what you missed-

A Swiss Alp rescue with Zev and Justin coming in last-

The making of a chocolate Travelocity Gnome mold-with the Globetrotters trotting into first place on the mat-

and the Goths critical mistake of not reading their clue right-taking a taxi instead of

walking to the pit stop-incurring a 30 minute penalty-

losing the game! and letting Zev and Justin step on the mat before them.

Bum way to get eliminated, but shame on you, having raced before. What did your mother always tell you, take a sweater in case it gets cold, pee before you leave the house and always, always read your clue thoroughly!

Celebrity Apprentice-NeNe Blow Up

Let's face it, you can't win an argument with NeNe. She's taller, bigger, talks louder and uses her body language to get all up in your face. According to NeNe, Star is bossy, manipulative and conniving. NeNe has a total melt down and goes off on Star in front of Trump and et al when they are gather to learn about their next challenge. NeNe apparently didn't take too well when Star hinted that she should be the project manager. So NeNe resentfully concedes to be the PM all the while berating Star for this and that while Star remains like stone, not stooping to her level by even acknowledging that those comments are about her. What, who me? Star knows completely what she is doing, she is cunning and conniving and she wants to be The Celebrity Apprentice. Well, she's gonna have to duct tape NeNe's mouth first. During the challenge, the girls pretend to kiss a make up, but there is subtle tension ready to explode, with just one wrong look or one wrong word. I truly thought the girls presentation was horrid while the guys really came through and they deserved to win.

LaToya makes another appearance to plead her case to the Donald for a second chance to come back and be on the men's team. The Donald knows a rating bonanza when he sees one and lets her come back to be on the men's team, but makes sure to state that this will be the first and last time he does this.

In the boardroom, its mashing over the same arguments again between NeNe and Star but when push came to shove, when the Donald asked each one of them who they would get rid of everyone said, Hope. So bye bye Hope, you just have no drama in you.

I hate to say it, but this season is proving to be very memorable, but then again, ask me in a few months who was on this season......

Survivor-Redemption Island-Double Elimination

Phillip is delighted with his sassy undercover specialist (?) self since he had a premonition that came to him in a dream. His great great grandfather told him where his shorts be at. Guess there's not much to do in the afterlife. It's under a rock he saidth to Phillip, go seek and ye shall find. And lo and behold, nary under the second rock, there he discovered the truth. His shorts. Well thank heaven for that, now Phillip can cover up those pink BVDs! At the Redemption challenge, Phillip is like a seven year old, pointing to his pants to Julie. Julie, who looks like she's spent one too many millions of years in the sun goes home to the jury but not before she says weepingly that she came on because her house is in foreclosure. Ok, I take that last line back. I felt bad. Rob is like aw shucks, Matt still lives another day, thanks to his God. Maybe there is something to all that God stuff?

The immunity challenge is the log roll and Grant wins easily and gets to eat his chocolate cake too. Back at camp, Rob is like maybe they should get rid of Andrea since she was sympathizing with Matt, which is like talk of treason against Zapatera. Before they leave the challenge, Jeff gives the tribe a mystery package to bring to tribal. Rob says maybe it's for a double elimination. Boy that guy really knows this game. At tribal things work according to plan, getting rid of furry hick boy and then you guessed it another elimination, the memorization game, which Rob smugly wins and they vote out Steve, which I'm glad they chose him, because why upset the boat, let Andrea survive another round at least if she goes next she'll have no one to blame. Should be a free for all at camp with only the Zapatera tribe left to eat each other.

It's Over-Brad and Emily Break Up

We knew that wasn't going to last. According to some sources, Emily did it via telephonic way to say she's had it. Well at least she didn't send a text message. Emily states she was getting tired of his old ways and that it didn't look like Brad would ever be that perfect fiancee. Come on, this is Hollywood for crimmy sakes. Brad's a loose cannon, a la ex-girl friend Laura Kaygay who told US Weekly in the Feb issue, he text her before filming the Bachelor to marry him. Really? Well, who knows, but for now, is three times a charm? I don't think so.

Amazing Race-Unfinished Business-How Far is it, Liechtenstein

A question that became the undoing of the cowboys. Not their shining moment, in fact just another misstep in their utterly dismal race. Not sure why all the other teams view them as a threat, they've missed planes, taken the wrong route, and come in at the bottom of the pack, so how are they a threat? Misguided teams need to see that Zev and Justin are the real threats here, don't let that veil of autism fool you. They are smart and strong, if not a little goofy in the process. Sure let's eat fondue, did they not get the hint when they opted for the schnitzel Austria, sure let's eat some more food! Puke.

Definitely did not like the Globetrotters U-turning the cowboys. Obviously the cowboys were in last place and then to add salt to the wound, lets make them do another challenge. Shame on you Globetrotters, now I hope you end up in last place. Seems like the only team left with any good will is perky Mallory and Gary. Hope they end up winning, even if her constant perkiness bugs me.

Survivor Redemption Island-

Again it's dissension over rice as Phillip scoops some of Zapatara's rice, they won't miss it because they are flushed with rice and living large with only three tribe members. When Ometepe goes to check their rice, it's covered with maggots from a leak in the bottom of the container. Phillip ask Steve if they could put their good rice in with their's to which Steve says no. Play nice! Immediately Phillip and Steve get in a heated argument with Steve ending up calling Phillip "crazy" to which Phillip takes as a racial slur. Yes, we all know Phillip is crazy and has won the second highest medal in the military. What is the second highest medal? I'll have to look that one up.

I loved tribal when Jeff was trying to sort out that argument and really made some sense from both sides. He's such a diplomat! It's all in the perspective. Jeff, will you marry me? Redemption Island challenge between Matt, David and Mike, David is odd man out and gets to be the first member of the jury.

Rob wins the immunity challenge and he and his tribe are considering taking Phillip out since he is getting on everyone's last nerve, especially now that Julie stole his pants and he has to walk around in his pink BVDs. Yikes. But at tribal, Ometepe comes to their senses, letting Phillip go would be the end of Ometepe, keep the diversion on Phillip I say and they send Julie packing. Not sure what their rational was for that, I would have sent Steve home. He seems like a big challenge threat. Hillbilly can't do much of anything, but Steve can pull out the challenges. Still rooting for Boston Rob. I like him!

Celebrity Apprentice-Omaha Steaks

The dwindling men's team is down to four and lord help them, Gary is project manager for the Omaha Steak challenge. John Rich can't decide if Gary is a saboteur because no one is that crazy for real. He must be making up things just to sabotage the men's team. Nope, Gary is really that crazy. He likes to say that he escape death when he had that motorcycle accident in the 80's where he describes himself as floating above his body for hours. Well, I say he didn't come out of that accident unscathed, something happened with his brain, seriously. I needn't say anymore about this episode, except that Gary was fired for being "unfocused" and just plain crazy. No more drama that's for sure.

Amazing Race-Freudian Schintzel and Chim Chimney

It's off to Austria for Schnitzel and Freudian therapy couches. I love Austria, it's so civilized and the beer is fantastic. Teams have to chose to either eat Schnitzel or move couches. Tempting to eat schnitzel but who knew it would be a giant plate not even a man can finish. Again the cowboys chose the wrong flight and get in 30 minutes behind the other teams-dumb! Kent and Vxysin need the therapy couch because they are constantly fighting in the first half of the leg. Turns out their fighting was the only interesting thing on this leg of the race. The challenges were pretty mild, eating Schnitzel or moving couches and chimney sweeping, how easy was that? The pit stop is the lovely Villa Von Trapp which we didn't get to see when we were in Salzburg. We chose to go to the ice caves instead, which I do have to say were amazing nonetheless, but next time it's the Trapp house I want to see. Austria snowy and beautiful.

Winners of this leg won two Ford Focus cars, which Zev and Justin manage to win. Nice going!

Old Salzburg, Austria

Survivor Redemption Island-Double Elimination

Where would this season be without Boston Rob and Phillip? Boring that's what. Rob has decided that no one on his tribe is to be alone with the other tribe. Everyone is to buddy up, which is probably a stroke of genius, so no one can be swayed over to the other side. I know Rob wants to keep hold of his cult leader status by separating the tribal sleeping areas and eating times, but not to let his clan have the fish? Come on, nothing like starving your tribe into dissension. What's a little communal breaking of bread with the enemy? Grant goes over to the other tribe like a starving dog taking a small bite of the forbidden fish.

Phillip has become the tribe spokesperson, watch dog and all around Kung Fu master of the silly speak. You just have to giggle what comes out of his mouth. You almost hold your breath that he doesn't say anything that will sabotoge his tribe, he has a habit of revealing too much and he calls himself a secret agent? I really do hope he makes it with Rob to the end. Wouldn't that be something?

Matt gets sent back to Redemption Island for a second time, and as he says, get voted out once, shame on them, get voted out twice, shame on me. Guess it's God's will. Challenge one, Phillip comes sporting a feather headdress saying that it will bring strength and luck to the Ometepe tribe and that it did, with Grant winning the challenge and sending Mike to Redemption Island, strategy there would be that he would be able to oust Matt from his semi-permanent home. Next challenge Ashley wins the immunity, you knew women were better at that challenge sending David, the brains of the Zapatera to join Mike and Matt at Redemption Island. Should be interesting next week at Redemption as the population doubles.

Celebrity Apprentice-Golden Girls

This episode Gary Busey insults the women execs of Australian Gold Suntan products when they are talking about how the products make people feel fun and good and then Gary Busey says makes him feel sexual. wtf? Gary puts his foot in it again by telling the execs when they come to see the glass box displaying their products, that Gary loves the products so much that they can use him as a pitchman for cheap. I think that did in the guys for the Australian Gold and the women walk away (barely) with the win. Mark McGrath has to open his Joan of Arc mouth by saying to Trump that if they lose, then he would be the one to take the blame, never mind that Gary is spouting off handed comments and talking gibberish. Where would this season be without Gary Busey? John Rich hit it on the head in the board room by saying that in the board room Gary is all focus but outside the board room his focus is nil. The Donald ask Mark to bring in two others back into the board room but Mark only chooses to bring back Gary since he was put on the hot seat from his fellow teammates, you know those inappropriate comments. Mark tries to undo the damage with is martyred comments, but of course the Donald grabs onto what Mark says and of course has to fire him leaving Gary to amuse us for another episode. Where would we be without his comments like "Did you see Big Wednesday?" "That's what my girlfriend calls my apparatus". More like little Thursday in my book, eh?

And now from the Celebrity Apprentice game: Who said "Gary Busey is like a one legged cat trying to bury a turd on a frozen pond, just spinning."

Celebrity Apprentice-Meatloaf Meltdown

Meatloaf has a break with reality. He thinks Busey who calmly asks him (Meatloaf) in Michael's if he is buying stuff for him (Busey) to use. Odd question, yes, why would I be buying your stuff? But ok, that's Gary for ya. Once back at the studio, where everyone has to create some art to sell, Meatloaf can't find his bag of paints. Basketball yes, paints no. He toddles over to Busey's table where Busey has his stuff all nicely arranged and starts screaming at Busey that he stole his stuff. Screaming every MF word this and MF word that and MF you come near me and I'll MF you up. It was like pre school for adults. He stole my paints! I expected all of them to start throwing paint at each other. Gary during all of this remains unnaturally calm. Weird, since he's the one that is so erratic and unpredictable. Richard Hatch is smirking and John Rich is trying to get them to focus only not on each other. Later Meatloaf is apologizing to Busey and Busey remains like David Carradine in Kung Fu, grasshopper it is ok because to forgive is to F forgive, O others, R rage, G given, I in, V vulnerable, E exceptions. Or something like that. The man speaketh in riddles I tell ya.

Both sides open their gallery, the girls had much better art to sell, with LaToya donating a tee shirt from Michael Jackson and designing a baseball cap with his signature sparkle glove. This challenge was about raising as much money for the celebrity art work. Everyone is pulling out their roledex, except for Richard Hatch, as he tells the Donald, he spent 4 years in prison, guess he doesn't have a lot of friends with money, only with criminal records.

John Rich calls in his posse of friends, in the pack a little guy named 2 foot Fred, ok, cute, cute. John was like, his posse is going to drop at least 1/2 mil. Must be nice to have friends with money. The girls on the other hand look like they are off to a slow start. In the boardroom, the Donald's states that more money was raised in this one episode than during any entire season, ever, so that has to be a lot of money. I was sure the guys were going to win with John Rich selling his painted guitar and boots. The guys come up with 600+ thousands which is an enormous sum. So then, George says the girls total was 986,000! Holy Cow! I was glad the women finally won one. Then Donald says to the women, it's your call, but maybe the guys shouldn't get eliminated because they did great as well. Well, that's a nice howyado. Marlee was taken aback, but pause only for 30 seconds to confer with her team to say, they worked hard for this and yes the guys lost and yes one of them needs to go home! Good for you! And with that Richard Hatch was the only choice for the guys since he raised the least amount of money. Richard you're fired!

Survivor-Redemption Island

If anyone can take Matt off Redemption Island it would be Stephanie. But first she has to list her food cravings which is probably driving Matt crazy, since the only thing he can converse in is God speak (not that that's a bad thing!). The challenge is the memory pictures which I thought Stephanie would ace since she's pretty smart, but alas that was not the case (she must be still thinking about that peanut butter sandwich) and Matt comes up a winner again. Next episode it looks like he might be headed back to tribe and everyone else better watch out, because it really does look like he has God on his side.

Phillip is not trusting Rob since he withheld the clue and because of that Phillip wants to CRUSH him. No problem for Rob, because he knows the more Phillip talks the more he'll get himself in trouble. Meanwhile, Sarita and David are going at it because David is lobbying for strong players not loyal players which in the end proved to be his winning argument (he's a lawyer you know) as they send Sarita to Redemption Island and no match for Matt.

I was cracking up with that whole cripsy rice argument when the girls wanted to keep some for Rob and Phillip hearing that tries to get some just to be annoying. Funny stuff. I'm kinda hoping Phillip wins just to annoy us all. But then again, I do have a soft spot for Rob!

Celebrity Apprentice-ACN Video Phone

Hey wait a minute, am I watching a re-run? I'm confused? Didn't they already do this? This ACN thing? And what they are still in business? The ACN video phone. Maybe the execs wants some more free publicity. I'll have to re-read my post on that previous season, but wasn't that when Joan Rivers was on it and won? Don't remember anything about that ACN episode so it must have been a sleeper. This time around, ACN execs say they want an ad that appeals to the emotion and heart, so the girls go after a 30 second spot featuring Marlee Matlin signing to her daughter over the video phone. The guys on the other hand driven by Lil Jon wants to add shock value with Jose introduced to the parents of his gay lover over the video phone. So much for emotion and heart. Typical guy thing. The dad is played by the ever so eccentric Gary Busey, who is totally off his rocker, parading around in a bathrobe with nothing underneath, hoping that his pecker would fall out. I so thought it was going to be way too crass for the conservative ACN execs, but everyone in their audience loved it, especially when the execs heard the word "viral". Nene got all emotional in the board room. Everyone pretty much said Dionne was the weakest player so when Trump asked her who should go home, she said well I guess I should, to which Trump said, You're Fired.

Celebrity Apprentice-ACN Launch-Previous Season's ACN

This episode's task is a launching party for ACN's new videophone. Someone at my work sells those, I'm just wondering do you have to have ACN as the phone carrier? I would love a videophone but I'd always have to wear lipstick, never know when you would get a call!

Again Joan is gone away for some event leaving Claudia (the model from Deal or No Deal-she's a celebrity?) as PM with Brian McKnight as PM for the guys. At least this challenge doesn't involve generating money but instead the teams will have to use their creative ideas for the launch. Clint Black and Dennis Rodman get into a heated verbal, over what I'm not sure. Clint last week was sporting the little man syndrome (I know someone at work with that!) which rubbed Dennis the wrong way. Dennis gets all in Clint's face and it was ugly. Dennis has some serious issues. Hey Dr. Phil, ya busy? After the spat, Dennis removes himself from the group, probably to find comfort in booze and broads or dudes (whatever he's into). The ACN execs want an emotional appeal for the promotion. Jesse James suggest right off that he has a contact out at West Point and they can shoot a video there, no matter that it's a two hour ride there. The girls get sidetrack with Claudia and Melissa's tongue wagging war. Melissa tries to volunteer ideas since she does this kind of thing, um like yeah, but Claudia sees it like she's being obnoxious and bi!chy. Claudia's vampire nails come out even further bashing Melissa's semi frozen face and says Melissa scares her because she doesn't know if she's happy or upset. Careful Claudia, I'm seeing plastic surgery in your future, you are a model aren't you?

I'm wondering which one on Athena decided on that whole stage actor vignette thing because I knew having actors interspersed with video would be corny.

Clint looks like a wet puppy with nothing to do on KOTU as Brian prepares to be the center of attention by performing a song. So that's two guys on KOTU with nothing to do, Clint and Dennis who finally shows up but Brian won't give him a single task. Dennis and Clint both act like spoiled brats. Maybe they should scoop up Melissa and all three could be a team.

Joan makes it back on time, private jet and all at 4:00 am. Got to give that old lady props for having so much energy to do that and still look fresh the next day to give her stand up routine. I know, who can tell when she's tired after all that plastic surgery. The best line in Joan's stand up for the videophone, was now all she had to do was to call her gyno. Funny stuff. Joan's still got it!

The guys presentation was really good. They didn't have all that corny crap that the girls did and going second really worked in their favor.

In the end, the Donald said by a landslide, the group liked the guys show better. Everyone love Brian McKnight. I wasn't unhappy that the ladies lost, eventually the weaker ones will have to exit and this week it was Claudia. She tried to throw Melissa under the bus for her big mouth, I'm the greatest thing since foil act, but the rest of the team said Melissa saved their weak presentation by taking charge of the production. Mama Joan came out swinging at Claudia. Don't mess with mother and her cub. In the end, Donald Trump could see that Claudia was clouded by her dislike of Melissa and was sent to pack her bags and take her model self back to Deal or No Deal to bring out another money suitcase.-Single D